Triple F's Rating:

Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Bionca, Bunny Luv, Carolyn Monroe, Diana Devoe, Envy, Felecia, Jeanie Rivers, Jessica Drake, Keri Windsor, Nikki Charm, Shayla LaVeaux, T. J. Hart, Tiffany Mynx, Tina Cheri, Sydnee Steele, Phoenix Haight, Chrissy Sparks, Barrett Moore, Devin Wolf, Dilion Day, Evan Stone, Mark Vega, Lee Stone, certainly a note-worthy list of porn stars, but it's nothing compared to the first two in the series which featured 30 porn chicks. Half of the cast are supposed to be pledgers, the other half are supposed to be pledgees; the script and the line readings don't convince you either way. FYI, Shayla, Bionca(non-sex), and Tiffany(non-sex), are the only holdovers from the original SSK#

Awful, they try to convince you that all the sex is takig place on campus, but any fool can see they just borrowed somebody's beach house and pasted some greek letters on doors and walls. If you ever see the near-classic Sorority Sex Kittens #1(by all means, check it out just to see, IMHO, Peter North's best pop shot, in volume and distance), Holiday does a much better job. He captures a college feel, by actually shooting scenes at a community college and at a frat house. It was also shot on 35mm film not video.

The movie starts off with a bang. Three consecutive anal boy-girl scenes, one with Envy on a beach chair, one with Shayla LaVeaux near a fountain, and one with Allysin Chains will leave any viewer near bursting. But, then Holiday insists on introducing just moronically unfunny, uninteresting, and worst of all, unarousing initiation scenes with the hopeful pledges. By the time he starts introducing hardcore sex again, all is lost. You are just left confused by this muddled attempt at weird satire, dubious insight, and personal commentary on greek society. When you have this many good-looking women, you basically want to see more sex than what is presented in the movie.

The standout in this bevy of beauties is clearly Allysin Chains. Other than the fact that she's the only one in the film who could pass as a college freshman, she brings a heated mix of natural innocence and all-out lust to her two sex scenes. With the departure of Tammi Ann and Krisy Waay from the ranks of porn, and with the recent boob job to Mia Smiles, the door is left wide open for this rising sex star to monopolize the A-cup cutie niche in porn films.

The main problem I have with this film (and almost all of Jim Holiday's films) is his misuse of the cast. Here he assembles 14-16 really gorgeous women, but less than half of them are engaged in any real sex. Most of the women are just passive observers. In the past he somewhat resolves this misuse by appending some massive all-girl orgy at the end, like in the first two Sorority Sex Kittens. In this film, we're denied even that simple pleasure. Also, there were points in this video, I thought I was watching a foot fetish tape. Some of the sex scenes have extended closeups of women's feet getting sucked, licked, and kissed -- very disturbing.

At the end credits, during a butt-eye winking montage, they promise (threaten???) the release of Sorority Sex Kittens #Holiday shold quit while he's behind and retire this once-promising series. The first two Sorority Sex Kittens would easily get an 8 or 9. This one, with an inferior cast to the first two, a dumb script, and lackluster production gets at best a Jim Holiday may be a great porn historian, but he's an average porn director.

Posted By Triple F, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM