Roger's Rating:

What a great idea. A porn flick that plays off the fantasy value of today's tabloid headline. Any other old timers like me remember that old Western Visuals release about Ollie North, Jim Bakker and Vanna White? This one focuses on the new crop of naughty celebrities and that is great for the fantasy angle. The celebs are played by some very hot porn girl who will make sure that the stroke angle is covered. Jenna Haze, Julia Bond and Rebeca Linares are reason enough to watch any movie. We have all seen William H come up with some good stuff lately. He is a consummate pervert who let it all hang out. If he just follows what he has been doing and brings that strokeable sensibility to this celebrity fest, then we should all be in for a treat. And if things keep going the way they are, William might have some real Celebusluts to pack this next movie. Somehow I doubt if Britney, Lindsay and Paris can fuck like the babes we have here though.

Hot blonde Nikki gets pulled over by the cops and is in pretty big trouble. She gets busted and begs him to let her go. Officer Stone has seen a sex tape of her on the internet and agrees to let her go if she will just act out what she did on the tape. He pulls the car over and puts the little debutante on her knees where she becomes acquainted with his night stick. She looks the part and even has a pair of those stupid oversized sunglasses that she wears for part of the blowjob. He picks her up for some standing 69 right there in front of the car. They move inside a warehouse for a bit more privacy. Officer Stone rams his big stick right up into her tight slit until her perky little titties shake and quake. He pounds her so hard that he's out of breath by the time he dumps a load on her sweet heiress face.

Little celebutante Jenna has a personal trainer, but doesn't really like to work out. Manuel tries to get her to into shape, but after some cool tease footage, she just goes right after his cock instead. Manuel starts eating her pussy and Jenna makes sure that we know exactly what he's doing to her. She squeezes his head with her thighs, bucks around and squeals with delight. After a long run of pussy eating, the short blowjob is a bit of a let down. Jenna coos over his big stick and tries to swallow it, but it doesn't last nearly long enough. Moving behind her, Manuel spoons Jenna, working that big cock into her tight little pussy. She never stops talking dirty as she rides hard and finds just enough room inside of her body to let him go balls deep up in there. He chokes her, slaps her and fucks her until she can hardly blurt out her dirty talk. This is a very energetic scene and once again Jenna shows us why she is such a hot little star. Manuel fucks her with that big dick, hard from behind. This is great looking action and little Miss Jenna never stops talking dirty. She gets down on her knees and coaxes out a big load onto her pretty face. Celebrity or not, Jenna is hot.

Rebeca is a big Spanish movie star who just wants to enjoy a little fun in the back of her limo. Brian is a nosey paparazzi who catches her with her finger in the cookie jar. She gets angry at first, but eventually just overheats and pulls his face down to her pussy. Turning around, she backs her great ass up to his face and shakes her cheeks. Apparently his tongue has her in a great mood because she poses for some pictures naked and then goes right after Brian's hard dick. Rebeca is quite comfortable on her knees and flashes her pretty eyes towards the camera as she jerks him off in her mouth. This is a very energetic and hot blowjob from a woman who knows how to suck dick for the camera. Brain bends her over the hood of the limo and fucks her pussy for about a minute before going for the ass. Up on the hood she opens her legs and takes his dick in her tight little back door. She pushes him down onto the floor and smothers him with her ass for a while. He may get to bang the hot little celeb, but he is going to have to work a bit. When he shoots a load up into her mouth, she is done with him and sends him on his way.

When Jamie's agent recommends a sex tape to boost her career, she is understandably disappointed. Her boyfriend grabs a camera and starts filming some POV blowjob action. Jamie looks good on her knees and even the grainy camcorder footage look good. He moves her over to the couch and takes her from behind. We mix in the POV footage with the more traditional porn angles. Jamie has a tight little body and shows more enthusiasm for cock than any celebrity in any sex tape yet. He dishes out the dick and she takes every inch. There is some very hot action here, but it needs something to really get noticed. That thing is apparently some anal action. James works his dick into her ass and gives us something that no celeb has to the point. After stuffing her ass nicely from behind, he busts a not all over her face. This is a pretty good scene thank to Jamie''s tight ass and enthusiasm.

Julia is supposed to be the daughter of a record executive. She invites a would-be singer/songwriter to play for her. Though she doesn't really dig his music, she does want his cock. He takes it out and lets her suck it. I don't remember Julia having quite this much ink before. She is all tatted up from pretty much every angle. Her mouth isn't inked, but it certainly is talented. Inhaling his cock is second nature to Julia and his meat it wet and throbbing in no time. We get to see some great butt shots as she rides his dick, showing off that incredible body as she does. It seems that Julia knows how hot her ass is because even in doggy she wiggles it, shakes it and basically makes us all fall in love with it. Even though his dick is pretty fucking big, she wants it between those cheeks and opens up her colon for some serious invasion. He shoots a big load all over her face just in time to learn that daddy doesn't really own a record label. So wait, he got tricked into fucking Julia Bond up the ass? Huh?

This is a decent little stroke movie. William H always gives us well shot sex that is pretty hot. Here he adds the celebrity angle and does so pretty well in a few of the scenes. I'm not sure how much fantasy appeal the Julia scene has, but watching her get nailed in the ass certainly works for me. Jenna fucking her personal trainer in a nice little fantasy scene, but she makes it work for other reasons. Her dirty talk and that sexy little body are reason enough and watching her get railed by Manuel's big cock makes is fantastic. Rebeca's scene is hot, but Jamie's has a little more fantasy appeal. That home video thing works. If you want a great celeb scene though, look no further than the opener. Nikki as the dirty heiress with traffic problems is perfect. It is a great mix of tabloid fantasy with hard sex. I love the celebrity angle and would have enjoyed more of that. As it is though, Celebusluts is a solid stroke flick with a great cast of little cock pleasers. Nice work from William H and Elegant Angel.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM