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Rockin' the Boat Movie
Rockin' the Boat Description:
TRADE-IN
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| will Packwood's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: Diedre Holland, Tom Byron, Jon Dough, Tara Heart, Cal Jammer, Alicyn Sterling, Trixie Tyler and a few others. Pretty good for a older, low budget, effort. For the most part, the sex scenes were well shot and clear. They stayed away from the goofy special effects visual crap that some directors so often annoyingly toy around with. The story, if you can call it a story, is that Tom and Deidre are married. It's Halloween. She is leaving the house as the tape opens and Tom is determined to stop her. He tries licking her between her creamy ass cheeks and tonguing and thumbing her pud. After a time she breaks away to the bedroom and he is able to corner her and nail her in a number of different positions - but still he's unable to make her stay until he's finished. Finally, he is rewarded for his persistence when he follows her to the front porch andhe finally get her to drop to her knees and - after a nice long, loving blowjob - take a healthy helping of his love glue on her pouting lips, sweet tongue and dimpled face. Very hot, ver nice facial. When Ms. Holland is finished wiping her lips on Tom's leg, she leaves. Cal Jammer dressed as a cowboy is up next in a scene with a not bad looking blonde who I didn't recognize. Nothing much to write home about here. Pretty much a standard sex scene - both keep there dopey cowboy hats on through-out. He unloads on her chest. You might want to fast forward through this scene. If you're in a hurry. Turns out, Deidre was on her way to see Jon Dough. This coupling starts near an outdoor fountain and ends up in front of a fireplace. The highlight here is the second facial of the tape, with Jon unloading on Deidre's beautiful mug. She looks so good with a cock in her mouth and lov juice running down her face, it's unbelievable! In the next scene, we're back at home with Tom, who has two girls show up in cheap, see thru Halloween costumes. They start a little lesbo action by the fireplace and Tom joins in. The girls look good, but after watching Diedre operate on Tom and Jon - they just don't generate the same caliber of heat. Tom finally cums on their hands and they rub each other's chest with the goo - agian, a very forgetable scene. The rest of the tape is a disjointed mess with little sexual action and Deidre finally announcing she's leaving Tom for Jon. The real heat here can be summed up in two words: Deidre Holland. The scenes she's in are hot - the ones she's not in are average at best. Diedre's pouting lips and thin, flawless body and all of her other physical assets are well displayed in this tape. Again two words - Diedre Holland. She is so hot and sexy, everything she does in this tape is arouding - but the facials she takes are truely bone popping. They storyline is as thin as toilet paper, but probably the stupid rhyming, musically backed narrative in the background credited to Carl Esser is the most annoying part of the tape. I'd give it an 8. The scenes with Diedre alone are well worth the price here. The scenes she is in are pretty long and the viewer gets ample opportunity ot watch her truly sexy work.
Posted By will Packwood, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Rockin' the Boat DVD
Custodian Of Records Rockin' the Boat DVD (U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Rockin' the Boat DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Rockin' the Boat DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Rockin' the Boat DVD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Rockin' the Boat DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Rockin' the Boat DVD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch and D. James, Custodian of Records, Wave Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Wave Video hereby certifies that Rockin' the Boat DVD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Rockin' the Boat DVD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Rockin' the Boat DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Rockin' the Boat DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Rockin' the Boat DVD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Rockin' the Boat DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Rockin' the Boat DVD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch and D. James, Custodian of Records, Wave Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Wave Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Rockin' the Boat DVD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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