Roger's Rating:

Some porn directors just make movies that they know will appeal to enough porn fans to keep a series alive. You throw a title like Taped College Confessions onto a movie with decent looking girls on the cover and you know that curious smut hounds are going to pick it up. Anyone who has ever been to college, set foot on a college campus or so much as thought about higher learning institutions has wondered if the real lives of co-eds are as interesting as our fantasies. Naturally, they aren't, but if porn can bring our inflated ideas of what nineteen year old girls do between classes to the screen, then it's a good thing. That said, I don't know that this cast is exactly college material. Anastasia Romanov would have a hard time passing remedial English. (She is Russian, so that's not really a knock.) Taylor St. Claire and Amber Michaels are a little more mature than your average co-ed so we'll have to see if they are convincing enough to satisfy our sorority girl sleep over fantasies.

Anastasia Romanov starts things off. She's not very pretty, a tad too thin, but willing to do just about anything. I think she is actually taking her interview a little bit seriously, but the dude behind the camera isn't that interested. Instead, he wants John Strong to take her into the bedroom and introduce the young Russian babe to North American lovin. The little blonde with the inflated boobies is quite happy to bob her head on his cock, flashing a bit of eye contact as she tastes his man meat. I do have to say that Anastasia has a very nice ass and some well shaped, thin legs. Her energy and enthusiasm are also quite good, especially when she's riding dick. After the high impact fucking, she sucks his cock again, this time bringing a big load of cum to her willing face.

Taylor St. Claire and Amber Michaels are a pair of sorority sisters. (Actually, they look like a lot of the girls I saw hanging around fraternity parties, a few years out of college perhaps, but ready to party all the same.) Their interview is a series of simple questions that might be interesting if they weren't intentionally missing them in a lame attempt at humor. Instead, it's best to just skip forward to watch these two women together. Both are fairly tall, with long legs and big tits. (Taylor's of course are real.) They stretch out by the pool and start enjoying each other. Normally, don't give veggie sex much notice, but since these are the two hottest women on the disc, I am playing pretty close attention this time. Taylor really seems to enjoy licking Amber, and you can tell the blonde enjoys the taste between Taylor's thighs. Nice toy play here and even as a non-fan of veggie scenes, I wanted to dive right in there and fuck the book bags right off these post college beauties.

Salena Del Ray and Frank Towers hook up in a jock meets cheerleader pairing. They also get to hook up in the warm mid-day sun. Frank seems to really like her big tits. (Real or just very good implants, it's hard to tell.) In spite some tattoos and a scar on her belly, this girl is pretty appealing. Perhaps it's just the way she strips, kneels and happily services his big cock with her mouth that is so appealing. I don't know if she looks like a typical college girl, but that's OK because she certainly doesn't suck cock like a shy co-ed either. Frank is quite kind to her, letting her sit in a deck chair while he eats her out. (I wonder if he likes the taste of pussy better than dick?) He pulls up a lounge chair so they can spread out and fuck. With his condom firmly in place Frank holds her cheeks in his hand while she drops her big ass down and pumps his prick. She is very vocal, screaming and creaming as she rides him. This is the kind of girl that every college needs to have, keeping everyone happy and making sure that no guys get too sexually frustrated. After taking it doggy style, Salena gets back on her tummy and uses her tits to help him explode all over her hot flesh.

With only three scenes to choose from, it helps to really like at least one. I give Anastasia credit for great energy, but she is hardly reason enough to recommend a movie. Taylor and Amber would be if they were fucking guys, and I would say that if you're a lezzie lover, then you will probably really dig this pairing. I ended up like the Salena scene the best and that was a big shock to me. Her soft, tit heavy body looks pretty damn find by the pool and the way she sucks cock makes this last scene a strokeable highlight in a pretty average flick.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM