Roger's Rating:

After watching what Kahn Tusion did with the first Oral Consumption movie, I wasn't sure I would ever want to stomach another of these twisted oral adventures. Hell, I love a good blowjob movie as much as the next guy, but toe sucking, ass licking and the gentle mental torture that OC had to offer was a bit much even for my somewhat jaded porn sensibilities. When Mike John took over, I figured it would be much of the same, but clearly the girls would have to swallow all the cum. (As seen in his Down the Hatch movies.) That said, what am I doing reviewing this? That's easy baby, check out the cast. Cheyanne, Christy Parks, Kacey, April, Skylar Knight, Paige Sinclair, these babes are all I need to check the movie out. (Besides, I've seen it on video, why not try it again?)

Kacey is super cute and even seems a bit shy even as she tells us she wants to suck cocks and lick asses on camera. She's just a month past her eighteenth birthday and is much more enthusiastic about sucking cock than other parts of the anatomy. Watching this cute girl suck a pair of cocks is fantastic porn, but it's not the main event for poor little Kacey. After the great blowjobs, watching her lick ass while talking about how she is going to spend her money just doesn't work on the stroke 'o meter. (Dude, Marcus and Everhard, side by side pulling their legs up is just so freaking gay.) The toe sucking isn't much better, but we do finish with a couple of nice pops that she swallows like a good girl.

Christy Parks is a girl with an awesome set of real tits. Of course, this isn't a movie for tit lovers. Her big tits come all the way from Tampa and are a party just waiting to happen. She gives a fantastic blowjob that actually includes a little tit fucking. Throw in some toe sucking and she's ready to take a load. This is a much more straight forward scene and a lot of fun to watch.

Speaking of fun, Paige Sinclair is a walking bundle of cuteness that just can't be contained. Her scenes out with some ass licking and I don't know which is worse, the big pasty butt or the pimples that dot it. Once we get past the butt and toe licking, pretty Paige starts sucking cock and that's what she does best. Watching this girl deep suck hard cocks makes me wonder why anyone would want to see her licking skanky toes or HMA. Like the others, she swallows down two hot loads of man juice.

Bailey is a nice looking, girl next door type from Florida who gets right to the ass licking. You know, there is just so much masculine butt crack I can watch in one movie without wondering what audience this is going for. Bailey is asked questions about her brothers while she's tongue fucking some pimply faced dude. After proving to be a good sport, Bailey shows that she's also a good little cock sucker who doesn't mind swallowing.

Skylar Knight is super cute, even with a nasty toe in her mouth. Her story of a friend who mailed a video to her parents would be interesting if we didn't have to watch her sucking nail-lint as she tells it. She gives a good blowjob, but does her usual cum dodging routine at the end.

Ryan Conner on the other hand, is a total cum slut who loves sucking dick, but starts with toes. After a long toe sucking segments, the hot blonde squirts some milk onto Lexington Steele's cock. Just in case you need more off the wall stuff, this one adds a few more to the mix.

Cheyanne is one of my favorite new girls in the last few years. Her pretty face and cute smile are perfectly accentuated by her perfect tits. The blowjob portion of this scene is fantastic, but watching her face buried in Marcus' ass gives us a good shot of, you guessed it, his ass. Worse yet, Marcus has some serious fucking fungus on his toes. Maybe a trip to the podiatrist wouldn't be such a bad idea.

April, Maxi Everson, Shawna Sexton, Ashley Shye, Mei-Yu, Kiri and Gia Regency are along as well. When I watched this movie on video, I didn't really get it. Having seen it a second time, I realize that there is a great blowjob movie here. Some of these chicks are super fucking hot with a dick in their mouths. What we need to do is cut this movie up, wash off the fungus covered toe sucking and the hairy man ass licking and we've got a hot movie. So, unless you're really into the other stuff, I still say go for the Down the Hatch movies.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM