Roger's Rating:

Lizzy Borden has quickly made a name for herself as a director who knows how to deliver the hot and nasty goods. While other chick directors go for the couples market or take fun gonzo weekends, Lizzy takes hot chicks and has them fucked into oblivion. For this little adventure, Lizzy has recently departed (from the company) Extreme Girl Kristi Myst in all three rings of a filthy fuck circus. For those of you who may have missed Kristi in the last year or so, she has come a long way from her old 'Buffy' days. Just how far? Well, a week with Lizzy behind the camera will show us just how down and dirty this busty blonde can be.

We start with Kristi in the bathroom trying to pee with the camera rolling. Her first scene is with Luciano and the are quite comfortable together. They have a good time together, like a couple of good friends who just happen to love fucking each other. Don't worry, they aren't about to fuck like an old married couple. Luciano puts the little star right down on her knees and shoves his cock into her mouth. There are some really nice point of view shots with a lot of eye contact. With the gentle foreplay out of the way, Looch pushes her thighs back and starts fucking Kristi's cooch. Kristi must like it rough, because the harder he fucks, the louder she gets. In between each position, she takes his dick back into her mouth and cleans it off. When it comes time to take it in the ass, Kristi rides Luciano, facing the camera so we get some great tight shots of the action. After the single position assfuck, she takes the load right on her face and sucks out every drop.

The next day, Kristi hits the set for a romp on the couch with Mark Wood. He drops his jeans and watches as Kristi slips out of her clothes. After some banter from the crew about her ass-tan lines, she finally starts sucking on that big slab of meat. They move quickly through the blowjob, to a little lap riding before settling in for a while in the missionary position. Super tight close ups from underneath show her tight little asshole, while the over the shoulder shots give us a better view of Kristi's other fun parts. For anal, they go to doggy where we see Mark pound deep as Kristi looks back over her shoulder, encouraging him to fuck her harder. After a quick ride, she opens her mouth for another load of cum. Another day, another assfuck and facial pop.

On Wednesday, Kristi goes for a little Euro-meat when she hooks up Backey. She's looking hot in a little white skirt and fuzzy pink top. On the other hand, he looks like he needs a shower and a shave. He starts out playing with her asshole a bit, but Kristi wants his dick in her mouth. We get nice footage of her sucking, but it's cut way too short. I guess he just couldn't wait to bend her over and fuck the shit out of that little slit. That pussy must be really good because she pulls out quickly and drops a little load on her pretty face. Not done yet, he flips her over and gets right back between those thin, tan thighs. Once he's back and full fighting stiffness, Kristi lets him have her ass, lowering her body down onto his cock. In this scene, the best footage comes when she's on her back with her legs pinned back so he can go deep. Check out the reverse piledriver action. (Which gives her only a view of his butt.) This time, the pulls out and sprays a load on her face and has her taste his fresh from the colon cock.

With the weekend nearly at hand, Kristi takes a turn with Joel Lawrence. No fanfare needed here. He just whips out his cock and sticks it right into her pretty mouth. What is it about Kristi with a dick in her mouth that I find so damn appealing? This time we get a longer blowjob, which is great because Kristi gives great eye contact as she tries to take all of that big dick down her throat. When she's curled up in his lap, sucking hard on that big prick, we see just what a sweet little slut Ms. Myst has become. She starts out top of him, shaking her ass for the camera, but Joel wants a shot as piston fucking the pretty blonde. He hooks a leg up on his shoulder and just pounds away. When she gets on her hands and knees, he sticks a finger into her tight ass. He moves slowly at first, inching his cock into her ass, but one he gets in, Joel starts abusing that anus and treating pretty Kristi like a dime store whore. She spins around to suck her own ass of his cock, but looks best on her hands and knees taking it deep. Again, she does some final anal squat fucking before taking a big load all over her pretty face.

It's finally Friday, so Kristi steps it up a notch, taking on both Luciano and Brandon Irons. These two guys honestly don't know when to shut up, but with Kristi downing both cocks, it's a sight that can overcome the background noise. (I wonder if I'm alone in the 'porn dudes should be seen but never heard' school.) During this scene, we pull back far enough to see some of the crew several times. I'm not sure that's best for strokeability, but it lets us see how close some of the guys are to the action as Kristi gets slammed in between two cocks. While fucking her pussy, the guys shut up long enough to let us hear Kristi do some talking of her own. Everyone rotates so that she can get a dick in her ass, leaving her pussy exposed for a little double dong action. Neither one of these guys takes it easy, driving every inch up into her tight holes, but Kristi loves every second of it. After taking two more big loads on her pretty face, Kristi is ready for the weekend.

For Saturday's fun, Kristi takes on two more dicks. (It worked well on Friday.) One of the guys is Claudio, who could probably be her grandfather, but Kristi just sucks his cock like it's the sweetest thing she's ever tasted. Dick Nasty is the other dude, giving her more than a hundred years of dick to suck. That's what makes her such a special slut, it doesn't matter who's dick she's got in front of her, Kristi just wants to suck it. Claudio shoots all over chin, watching as Kristi licks the last few drops off the end of his cock. Dick has some serious problems and just can't finish. He offers to come back and do a scene with Kristi for free. (Lizzy, why the fuck didn't you call me? I could have given Kristi that extra load she needs.)

Obviously, you're not going to want to bother with movie if you're not looking for a whole lot of Kristi Myst. She is in all six scenes, taking Sunday off. For those of who are turned on by this busty blonde prick pleaser, this is a perfect vehicle to get our fill. Lizzy Borden directs things in her no-bullshit way. It's just a bunch of guys lining up one or two at a time to fuck Kristi in all of her holes. Only the last scene doesn't have anal and every one has her pretty face painted with hot cum. Well shot and packed with sphincter stretching action, this is the perfect DVD for Myst lovers everywhere.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Gideon's Rating:

Starring: The star of this flick won't be too difficult to figure out. . . it's Kristi Myst and she is right at home in this made for vehicle movie about a wekk in her life. I'm not sure what has happened to Kristi between her Buffy days and now, but whatever it is. . . I'm all for it. She went from a Savannah 'Ice Queen' prototype, the 'no moaning, no groaning, I'll let you do the boning' type of lifeless partner, to the wild, no holds barred, sexual beast that we see in this movie. If you are a Kristi fan then this movie should already be in your collection, for it is by far the best movie I've seen which features all of her talents. . . and I mean ALL. She does everything here folks. . . facials, anals, DP, and for those of you like me who lose interest rather quickly in veggie scenes, you will be happy to know that Kristi must feel the same, for if this is a week in the life of her. . . then it is definitely dick that she prefers.

I seem to never be disappointed by Extreme's video values, and this is no exception. Impeccable is a word that comes to mind when describing their production values. No looping, no blurring images, and no annoying background elevator music. They just sort of follow Kristi around and let her do her thing. The movie has a gonzo feel to it that works very well. . . I sort of felt that this was indeed what Kristi probably does during her off time.

While her earlier work was coolish at best, and darn boring at worst. . . this film is quite the opposite. Like I wrote above, whatever transition occured to Miss Myst. . . I have no complaints about it other than to write that I would like to see the same thing happen to Racquel Darrian.

In a word (or two) Kristi Myst. That kind of goes without saying since she is the only female starlet in this movie. There are a host of studs, but they aren't the regular old porn studs that we are used to seeing, so forgive me for not giving a cast list. I think I recognized Dick Nasty among the fellows, but the rest are just there to provide Kristi with what she needs.

I guess asking for more than six scenes would be sort of greedy (since that is what we have here), but I sill would have liked to seen more. . . I was sorry to see the movie end.

In my opinion, it's the very best Kristi Myst movie that's out there. It has a little bit of everything (except g/g) and the scenes are all of a good length and very hot. . . This one is a keeper for any Kristi fan. . . and if you're not one, then this movie will convert you. But it!!!

Posted By Gideon, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM