Where the Boys Aren't 13 DVD
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You all know that all-chick flicks are not my favorite, but I have to say that I've enjoyed a number of movies in this series. It's always more fun to watch good looking babes get it on and WTBA is always packed with enough eye candy to rot out an army of teeth. The usual crop of Vivid contract girls are on hand to once again get it on with each other. Janine, Kobe, Taylor and Jenteal ready to rock with Sky, Devon, Alex and Taylor. Dyanna Lauren has stepped out from behind the camera to make an appearance as well. As always, there will be a little story to follow, but nothing we need to cover in the open because if you can't follow one of these plots then you probably haven't read this far anyway. I'll go over it briefly just in case.
Jenteal is getting married. She's not sure she's doing the right thing, but before we can find out why, we move to Sky who's on the phone arranging the entertainment for the bachelor party. Suddenly, there is a crash from outside, Raylene arrives with a bang, smashing into a parked car out front. Kobe and Devon arrive, fighting over the fact that Kobe doesn't want to tell her friends that they are lovers. When Janine arrives, she screams into the phone. The only thing missing is a dead Kevin Costner. (Three Rog Reviews points for catching that reference.
Devon and Kobe are showed their rooms and before the door can even close behind them, they're in bed together. These are two very good looking women, so even with my normal lukewarm reaction to veggie scenes, I'm perking up to watch. They start off kissing, do a little tit kissing then move on to the main course. Kobe goes down first, taking your young blonde love to great heights. She breaks out a dildo and rams it up into Devon, making the blonde squeal with delight. Sky walks in and doesn't even think twice before joining them. After some vigorous pussing sucking, Sky breaks out a dildo tosses Kobe around like a little rag doll.
Dyanna Lauren, Julian Ann and Taylor Hayes are the last girls to arrive and after sharing success story, it's time for a cat fight. Sky and Julia don't get along well, but their conflick can't ruin the party just yet. After putting on some music, Alex Taylor strips for Dyanna, Taylor and Raylene. I guess they didn't want to wait for the male stripper to arrive. May I take a moment to talk about the sexual double standards in porn? Imagine if this were a bunch of guys. When the stripper doesn't show up, would you expect the girls to sit around and play charades? Hell no, they pair off and go at it. Raylene and Taylor make a very inviting couple and they get into some serious finger fucking. Alex is working hard on Dyanna's ass and pussy before they make a train on the couch and do each other. If you like serious finger action, then this four way is going to turn you on big time.
Outside, Julia Ann is trying to talk to Jenteal out of getting married. Apparently her fiancee has fucked everything that moves. That leads us into a scene between the two blondes. Taylor watches and starts playing with her pussy. (She needs to have her nails re-done and the missing ones replaced.) I've never found Julia Ann very hot, but when Taylor joins Jen, there is plenty for me to enjoy. Jenteal's pussy looks very tasty and Taylor knows how to work it. One less chick would have been better, but this is still a pretty nice outdoor scene thanks to Jen and Taylor. I think she can still get married and play with her girlfriends. What guy is going to object to that.
In the house, Janine is acting out the final scene from one of her movies with Raylene. There is a big kiss at the end which gives them an excuse to start making out. After a very long and rather hot kiss, Janine gets her new friend topless and enjoys her big tits. This is a scene paces for maximum seduction value. No one hurries to the toys, spending more time kissing and stripping than I've seen in a while. Once the hard-core action begins, it's intense. Janine tongue fucking Raylene's ass in boung to perk up your interest. The tongue action leads the way to some intense toy fucking. For a Vivid Girl, Raylene sure seems to like it in the ass. After a long butt fuck, Janine spreads her thighs and lets Raylene turn the tables. With the help of a red dildo, Janine gets her pussy slam fucked. A small vibe slips up the ass and porn's most famous veggie girl gets her holes nicely DP'd.
Of course, the movie ends with a huge all-girl orgy. After a long sexual square dance, they pair off and got at it. It's hard to focus on any specific couple with so much going on, but there is plenty of eye candy. Janine working on Devon is a nice couple, taking most of the screen time away from the other girls. The scene ends with a long whipped cream and water fight that is great for fans of sexy all-girl tease footage.
I don't know if the wedding is still going to take place, but I can tell you one thing. Whatever stripper missed the party really missed a chance to drop the hammer on this horny gang of hotties. Sexually, I would have liked to have seen some more one on one action, but I suppose real veggie lovers will really get off seeing so many pretty women getting it on at once. Even as a non-all chick fan, I found more than a few moments worth watching in this well shot, lightly plotted babe fest.
Copyright © Roger T. Pipe |
Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06
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Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Kobe Tai, Janine(of course), Jenteal, Sky, Devon. Another solid outing from Vivid's all girl series. Most of the participants did a good job, with Devon seeing the most action. Sky played a minor role in this one, which irritates me to no end. Janine sucks, as always. The only thing that would get me interested in her again is if she started letting guys go to work on her beautiful pussy. Kobe Tai is a knockout, and her scene with Devon to open the proceedings was a crotch tightener, to be sure. Dyanna is one of my all-time favorites, but she didn't impress in this film. Jenteal gets in on some action, as well, and looks great doing it. The orgy finale was interesting, yet frustrating, not being able to see pairs for more than a few seconds.
Typical Vivid quality. No complaints here, except maybe all the jumping around in the orgy scene.
This series has progressively gotten worse in this department. This edition has a lot of power fucking with toys and the like, and that normally doesn't impress me too much. The first scene with Devon, Kobe, and Sky is extremely erotic, in my opinion. Three awesome lookin' chicks licking each other all over receives the highest honor from this horny reviewer. Sky is supposedly Kobe's ex-lover, and she walks in on Kobe and Devon in the middle of a little tongue-in-cheek discussion. Sky is welcomed in with open arms, and legs, and the pussyfest begins. Kobe and Devon definately cum hard in this scene. Overall, when drop dead gorgeous chicks get together and have sex, it's pretty erotic. I just wish that there would be a little more foreplay involved.
Devon, Sky, and Kobe getting together in scene # These are three of the most beautiful sluts that the porn world has to offer.
Janine bores me to tears. Don't get me wrong, she is one gorgeous woman, but I am so tired of seeing her do the same thing every movie. Let a lucky stiff stick a cock in yer pussy and gives us all a treat. I thought that Dyanna wouldn't be such a sideshow. It was a little disappointing to not see her in the middle of the bulk of the action.
Where the Boys aren't #13 is a high quality adult film with gorgeous women and solid production values. As far as lesbian affairs go, this one rates in the upper echelon. Adding it to your collection would not be a bad idea. 8
Posted By Jumbo, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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