Some people are really surprised when I tell them that I love this series. It isn't exactly the kind of porn that I usually like, but there is something cool and fun about the Girlvert stuff. Part of it is Ashley Blue. She has a way of making these movies work. Either she is really quite fond of punishing girls or she is just really good at acting like a raging bitch. Whichever is it, Ashley is perfect for this role and Girlvert is the perfect line for people who love a mixture of rough sex, humiliation, psychological warfare and dirty talking chicks. The three girls joining Ashley for this volume probably don't have a clue what they are in for. As an added incentive to watch this, I heard from my good friends The Porn Hunnies (Of KSEX fame) that this movie features the most outrageous sex scene of the year. That would be par for the course, but such a bold statement has me wondering what our nasty little Girlvert has in store this time.

Ashley has decided that she will fix her fucked up life by going to college. In classic G'Vert style she gets the money by blackmailing her uncle. If he doesn't pay up, then she will spill the beans about how he molested her as a child. (Lovely) She hits campus and tries to make friends at a sorority house. Yeah, that's not going to end well. Kaci Starr shows her around a bit, but the friendly veneer vanishes as soon as they get to the Delta House. Ashley is forced to drink, drugged and naked on her knees before you can hum a few bars of “Ironic.” No stranger to cock, Ashley fits right in on the floor. She handles it well despite the verbal abuse, at least until she pukes all over one of the guys. They make her clean it up and then go right back to sucking. Since she has abused so many girls, this feels like a 'tables have been turned scene.' They move her to the couch where she has to take the huge cock up her ass. Ashley handles it well, but when the second dick pops into her pussy, she is clearly being stretched. There is a lot of DP footage here and it's pretty damn hot. Kaci watches the anal violation with glee and we get a very strokeable double stuffing at the same time. Ashley takes two loads of cum on her face and in her mouth.

After fucking the new girl, they tie her up and pelt her with eggs. This kind of trauma might send an ordinary frosh into a spiral of depression, binge drinking and bulimia, but it only pisses Ashley off. She comes back in full Girlvert mode and with the help of Don Fernando (Who is chilling good as the retarded gardener) she gets some revenge on Kaci. He doesn't have much of a cock so his overalls actually block a lot of the oral action. They have to hang her head over the edge of the couch to even get close to the kind of gagging we usually see. The verbal assaults get much worse as Ashley taunts Kaci about getting pregnant and having “retard babies.” No such worry when they move to the ass. If you like Ashley's verbal abuse of girls then this one is a classic. She is relentless and even makes herself laugh from time to time. They write on Kaci's body and use toys on her holes that put Don's dick to shame. Eventually the scene gets old though. Kaci seems to loose all energy and interest in being fucked and Don can barely keep his cock hard enough to stick it in. I think this one just needed to be cut down by about fifteen minutes.

Ashley runs into more problems with the Christian Club. Rick Masters and Roxxxy Rush take her home and make the mistake of boring our little Girlvert. Ashley convinces Rick that his friend is a homosexual and needs to have the evil gay demons fucked right out of her. Rick dishes out the Rx dick a little better than Don and Ashley once again provides a litany of verbal abuse. Adding to the tone of the scene is Roxxxy's trained seal blowjob that is loud enough to be heard over the shouting coming from Ashley and Rick. Just a warning though. If you aren't turned on by the rough action and religious talk then you might want to skip over it. It's a typical Girlvert scene with toy assisted DP, head stomping and tons of anal. I'm not big on mixing religious humiliation with sex, but some of you will love it.

For the final scene, Ashley runs into an angry vegan busy body. (Amber Wild) She is invited over to Ashley's where she is about to earn a serious lesson. Things get bad for her quickly. Ashley brings in a guy who doesn't like the fact that she doesn't eat meat. He wraps a burger around his cock and shoves her head down into his lap. Even as the cute little blonde is being violated she spouts of her clichés. They cover her in raw meat as she continues to suck. Dude, this is some seriously fucked up shit. Ashley rubs ground beef between her toes and slaps her with big steaks. The sex becomes completely secondary and that's a little disturbing. Amber is being fucked up the ass, but seems more affected by having meat slapped against her thighs. I'm not sure how we should feel about that, but before they finish with her, she is covered in meat and Steven ends up shooting all over her steak face mask. Hands down, this is the most outrageous sex scene of the year.

Fans of the Girlvert line will get exactly what they want to see. Ashley may be on campus, but that hasn't changed her attitude towards bitches she doesn't like. Before that happens, the college kids score one on our helpless heroine. Ashley is as good as the victim as she is as the aggressor. For those who need a little more than just a good hard DP, there is even some puking. Yuck, but OK. From that point on it is business as usual. Ashley turns the table on Kaci. The scene is fun for a while even though it's creepy. Eventually though it runs aground and the scene goes as limp as Don's dick. If that isn't enough for you, we get some freaky anti-religious action and finally a raw meat boff that really is as odd as advertised. This movie isn't for the squeamish and I'm sure that PETA will want to plan a protest outside of the JM offices when they see this brutal assault on dead flesh. Girlvert continues to be one of my favorite train wrecks. The overall rating seems low because I don't find a whole lot to stroke to, but if this is the kind of action you love to jerk to then rush right out and get your copy today. And grab a couple of steaks for the BBQ while you're at it.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06