When it comes to no-nonsense sex, Platinum X knows what they're talking about. Of course they aren't above doing some of the side-show stuff that tends to really get in the way from time to time. Somehow I just know that in the five scenes here we will see a lot more gagging, quacking, choking and dick on dick action than we should see in a good sex flick? On the other hand I know we're going to see some great anal action because in addition to being sure good looking, the females in this movie are accomplished anal sluts. I just wish there were still more directors out there who would shoot girls like this in hot sex scenes that didn't include sideshow, anti-sex bullshit. Is that too much to ask?

Sandra Romain doesn't waste any time. She has her fingers hard at work on her pussy even as she waits for some hard cock to fill her holes. Sandra looks good in the fishnet top and the jean shorts, but we don't get any time to enjoy the tease. Instead we get John Strong sticking his cock out where she can suck it. It is very easy for her to take it all the way to the root so she has to have a little fu with it. John doesn't ram her head down around his meat which is nice. It gives us a chance to watch this girl really get into the blowjob. She sucks his balls, works the shaft with no hands and when the face fucking does come, handles that with ease. Moving her inside, John turns the action over to Michael Stefano who offers her a bigger fuck stick to play with. While Sandra sucks his cock, John makes himself at home down between her legs. He rams his cock in her ass and that makes it tough for Sandra to suck Mike's dick. She is rather busy screaming out how much she loves to be fucked in the ass. The guys change places and after some cursory vag strokes, Michael also works on her asshole for a while. He bails out after a while and leaves Strong to bone Sandra in RCA. By the time Stefano comes back, her pussy is wide open and ready for dick. The DP footage is great, but ends up ruined by the boy on boy action during double anal. Those looking specifically for homo-erotic behavior will want to hold your loads until the camera zooms in on the guys rubbing the heads of their cocks together. That definitely alters her asshole, but it also kills what was a pretty great scene so far. Throw in some A2M for sport, a bit of slapping as well as choking and we've gone from hot to freak show in a matter of ten minutes. I am sure that the other scenes will also follow this path and that's pretty sad. Sandra finishes things off with a nice double facial, but it's too late to save things I'm afraid.

Barbara shows up at John's place looking for help with her English. She looks fantastic in her little pink outfit and we get a little tease footage as the camera sneaks peeks down her top. Eventually she gives up on the English lesson and just shows him that she has a butt plug in her bung hole. He pumps that in and out of her ass, making her taste it over and over. (Notice that the guys never stick this shit in their own mouths.) This time the oral sex starts out with both of his hands on her head, forcing it down. At least they didn't get my hopes up with this one. This girl is so good looking that I would love to see her just be left alone to do her thing. We do get some really nice anal as John puts her on her side and starts fucking her. They do A2M in between positions for a while so it's not totally in the way of the action. Gape fans will be happy to see her stay open when his cock falls out during RCA. Barbara can take every John has with ease so anal in any position is a breeze. (Check the poetry from the Rog man.) He really bangs away in mish and gives us several more gapes. She also licks his asshole a few times. This is definitely action for the anally oriented in the crowd. I like some of the anal and the facial from this pretty girl, but this is pretty average stuff for the most part.

Haley Paige s a spoiled housewife who calls upon her two handymen (Strong and Stefano) to fix every little thing around the house. While this might be a crappy job on some days, it's just fine when she asks them to fix her pretty ass. They start by licking her ass and sucking those perfect tits, but Haley's mouth won't stay empty for long. She bends over John's lap and takes his dick deep while Stefano goes straight to the A. It looks pretty damn tight, but she wants more cock. Haley loves it hard and looks fabulous with those thick lips stretched around a hard prick. She needs to be doubled stuffed, so they work into position and fuck her really hard in both holes. There is some super hot anal footage as the guys take turns fucking that hole and passing it back and forth. Haley may look like a just-graduated cheerleader, but she fucks like a deeply disturbed sex fiend. The DP footage is great, but the constant stopping to suck the dicks just breaks up the action way too much. Stefano gives her a hard fuck in doggy that may be the best anal footage of the scene before they go right back to double plugging her. Haley swallows some of their seed, but ends up wearing most of it in a really hot finish to the best scene so far.

Hillary Scott is a very pretty girl, but we are introduced to her ass instead of her face. Strong is busy fingering that tight hole and then makes her taste it. (Fucking stop this shit, please.) Pretty Hillary is allowed to suck cock instead of being force-fed and that is a very good thing. This young blonde goes from balls to the tip with ease and flashes a little bit of eye contact along the way. John gets into her in spoon, but pulls her all the way on top to show off her legs nicely. I would be an even bigger fan of this babe if she didn't feel the need to make those gagging noises on a dick that clearly isn't bashing down her esophagus. She takes anal really well and is able to get into some acrobatic position with John. When he holds her in his arms, she is the one working her hips to drive her ass down around his meat. That is some very hot sex and if he didn't have her stop every few seconds to taste her colon, it would be even hotter. Her ass is so good that John drops a load fairly quickly. Not one to leave his woman wanting more, he sends her into the next room where Steve Holmes is waiting. Face to face with that huge tool, Hillary goes right to work. At least the gagging makes sense now. He doesn't let her suck for long though, choosing to her asshole instead. Hillary proves that she really is an anal queen by taking some deep strokes from home like a champ. It doesn't look easy, but she is a hot little vixen. There are probably some awards in this girl's future, especially if she keeps doing anal scenes like this one. Holmes gives her everything he has and leaves his cream all over her pretty face.

Claudia Rossi is John's new cleaning lady and he is shocked by her beauty. He and Erik Everhard decide to give her more than the usual household chores. Another stunning girl, Claudia has great nipples, sexy legs and a face that is just begging for a semen blast or twenty. She gets right down on her knees and delivers a great looking double blowjob. They take her quickly into another room where she can get comfortable on a couch and start really giving Everhard some great head. Going for the anal right away is just fine, but they have to do the sport A2M thing again, ruining what should be a really hot scene with a pretty little anal slut. I do like the DP footage and they do the single guy anal sharing thing that works well. I definitely like this scene, but there are elements that are added which really turn something hot into something tiresome. Perhaps the best footage of the scene comes with Claudia in spoon with one leg high in the air. She gets fucked hard in the ass while swallowing another cock. That's fucking beautiful man. Imagine how great this movie would be if everything had this kind of sexuality mixed with eye candy. Claudia doesn't look thrilled when they hit her in the eye, but she takes their cum like a trooper and even swallows a bit of it.

This was pretty much what I expected. Five very good looking girls in scenes that were often brilliant and also often boring. Not boring as in “lifeless” but boring as in “freak show.” I know a lot of you like this, but I don't think I'm alone in thinking that girls like Hillary and Haley don't need anything more than their natural talent, good looks and enthusiasm to turn in a hot scene. Do we need to hear chicks fake gagging on modest dicks? Do we need to see two guys rubbing their cock heads together in a straight porn flick? Do we really need A2M every two strokes to prove that a girl is “nasty?” I don't think so, but we get some of that in every scene. It's not horrible by any stretch. In fact, with some editing I think it would be pretty fucking great. Once again there is a great core here, but too much other stuff gets in the way. Call it a hot movie that could have been hotter.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06