The last time I saw a Steve Holmes movie it featured some really hot chicks getting nailed hard in the ass. That seems to be the active theme in most porn these days, but the movie was still good because it also brought some real heat to the table. I know that a lot of the stuff coming from PXP and other gonzo porn companies isn't up my alley, but a good hard anal scene is always worth watching. I just hope that the girls are the stars of this flick and that the guys remember to go ahead and shut up while plugging these girls. Now we just have to figure out exactly what exactly makes a girl an anal cum addict. Does she just have to love anal and swallowing cum? Or is there some creepy combination of the two at work?

Marie Luv is the cover girl for this movie and to be honest, she is the reason I popped this tape into my VCR. After some nice tease that makes my desire for her grow even greater, Steve asks her if she is a real anal cum addict. We still have no idea what that means, but with Marie working her beautiful face on two hard cocks, who needs answers. She gags loudly on dick at first, but settles in nicely. Even as the guys squat over her face Marie happily tongues their asses. Steve and Mike Stefano take turns fucking her holes. When she isn't gagging on Holmes' pole, Marie does a great blowjob as Mike pushes into her tight little pussy. It is time to warm her up anally and that means that we get to see Marie begging to have her awesome fucked nice and hard. The A2M for sport footage is stupid and really ruins a white-hot DP. It is much hotter to watch Marie lean back with a big cock in her ass and talk dirty as she gets reamed. With a girl this fine all you have to do is turn her loose and things work out perfectly. Stefano gives her some great piledriver and if anyone had any doubts that Marie is as hot as she is beautiful, they are certainly laid to rest with this colon-stretching bit of smut. In perfect fashion, Marie takes their loads and even licks ass one more time. This girl is so fucking hot that I can hardly stand it.

Kelly Wells is just sitting behind her computer listening to the guys complaining that their girls didn't show up. She volunteers and Steve is only too happy to shove his thumb right up her ass. John Strong steps in and starts making her gag. It's not exactly a great start, but she's a hot girl so as soon as the DP starts things get a little better. It's always better to hear the girl talking dirty than the guys so more of that would be nice. This dirty blonde takes two cocks at once really well and even asks for the side-show A2M. Since quack-gagging bores me I kind of lost things for a bit, but Kelly brings us back with some really great anal action. I just don't know why have to put up with so much crap to get to the good stuff. Speaking of crap…..(and all the scat fans just shot their loads) the scene takes a trip down the Garland highway with some serious cock-rubbing. After John and Steve spend some quality time together inside of this pretty girl's colon, they go back to fucking her instead of each other. Kelly gets the cum and swallows it like a good ACA. This is a hot scene that could have been much hotter without some of the side show stuff.

Christie Lee is cute, damn fucking cute. She is the kind of girl that you see on campus or at the beach and just wish you could see in a porn flick. More tease would be OK, but she wanders into a room where Steve is waiting and he isn't about to let this hot little babe go to waste. They actually kiss and unlike a growing list of guys in the biz, Steve doesn't go all Conan and start growling at her. It seems like he actually likes having his dick in her mouth and that's a huge fucking turn on. With Christie on her knees and allowed to do her best, we get a fantastic blowjob. Steve works his dick into her pussy and they keep kissing while they fuck. It's hardcore, but it isn't the sort of anti-sex, anti-woman bullshit that is sweeping over the porn landscape like a plague. Somehow that huge cock even manages to work its way into her ass. This scene reminds me of the stuff Anabolic used to shoot. We have a cute girl working with good male talent and the sex is passionate, well-shot and not all about over-compensating and woman-hating. The dirty talk we hear comes from her and there is only a minimal amount of choking near the end of the action. Christie spreads her legs super wide for the final few strokes and then downs his load like she loves. This scene is fucking perfect! Christie is awesome and it is proof that we don't need that other shit. Stick to this and every fucking movie is going to be perfect.

Tyla Wynn has a tough act to follow, but she is the kind of wet-dream girl that makes porn worth watching. She plays with her holes, dreaming of two big hard cocks to fill them. Eventually she sits up and gets exactly what she wants. Sadly she starts quacking from the start and the guys spend more time with their hands around her throat or slapping her tits than they do getting blown. It isn't horrible, but after watching Christie is certainly reminds me of the things I don't like in porn these days. At least Tyla is the one doing the talking, telling Holmes to fuck her as harder. The A2M has quacking so it really ruins what is often pretty good anal action in this scene. When she is allowed to fuck, Tyla does a great job of taking both dicks at once. Without question she is very good at what she does and there is some excellent DP footage. Breaking it up for A2M or some other stupid colon tricks just seems foolish. At least we can be glad that Tyla seems to have fun with this kind of sex and is only too happy to swallow two loads of cum. Perhaps a scene like the one with Christie would have bored her. It certainly would have done a lot more for me than this one did.

We close with Alex Devine who looks a bit like Tyla actually. She also wants two cocks and does a nice job of balancing some good sucking with the bone-killing throat fuck footage. Holmes puts his cock right into her ass and things are going along fine for a few strokes. This is what kills me. Everything is perfect and right in the middle of the action someone decides that she really needs to taste her ass. How often does that happen in a great sex session? How many women would want that? How many guys would really want it? Maybe I'm crazy but I would rather stay in a nice tight hole and I would certainly rather see a scene that keeps up the good pace that this one had at the start. Moving the camera up to her face during the DP is both good and bad. At times she looks like she's just really into the action, but at other moments it looks like she would rather be cleaning her septic tank. Speaking of, they break the rhythm again for A2M as sport. They finally put her on her knees and jerk off into her mouth. Alex seems fine with this and swallows it down to prove that she belongs in this flick.

I hate that this review sounds so negative because I really like Steve's movies and this one is still pretty good. It just seems that people have strayed a long way from just good solid sex and that freak-show porn has oozed into even the best of what porn has to offer. What makes it stand out more is that this movie has one of the best scenes I have watched this month. Steve and Christie give us perfect porn. If every scene were shot the way this one was then the movie would be a perfect ten. It has the solid cast, the enthusiastic performers and great camera work. When the movie succeeds it is great. When it fails it is because it looses focus on what it does well. Marie Luv also gives us something fantastic and proves that is as fucking hot as they come. For those of you who like the dick rubbing, choking and find sport A2M to be a turn on instead of a distraction, this movie will be perfect from start to finish. I see so much potential here and I just wish that every scene were as good as one with Christie.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06