miles' Rating:

Starring: The enormous inflated hooters of Rocki Roads, Sophia Staks Crissy Canfield, and Steavie Starr are the real performers here, bouncing on cue, and smothering any man (or woman) who happens into their cavernous lair. As you can tell from the title, it's about oversized beach balls squeezed into bathing suit tops. And lots of jiggling.

All standard for this kind of plotless boob show in which Roads decides to exit were dead-end life with Ringman and become a lifeguard.

There's some straight sex, but it's perfunctory and unexciting. Too much emphasis on bouncing. God!

Vince Voyeur, who runs the lifeguard school with Mike Horner, gets some action with Sophia that features an okay anal; and Mike gets an appreciative pipe-cleaning from Ms. Roads.

The massive boob action, at least to me, detracts from the girl's more sensual sides.

A If you like huge jugs, get it and stare away. There's plenty of opportunity for that.

Posted By miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM