Will Packwood's Rating:

Starring: Leanne Heart, Cassidy, Amber Waves, Jacklyn Lick, Frank Towers, (Unfortunately) Alex Sanders, Shelbee Myne and Colt Steele.

The video portion of the production was actually not bad, the audio, at least on the tape I have, sounded like there was some kind of engine running in the background half of the time and it cut out all together numerous times during the tape. I'm not sure whether this is a problem with just the copy of the tape I received or if it is production problem.

It varied greatly, depending on the scene - from red hot to tepid.

It begins on a very positive note with Leanne Heart appearing by an outdoor swimming pool. Leanne may not be the best known actress in porn, but she certainly has all the necessary equipment. (She could have skipped the tattoos, for my money, but at least they are small and if there is such a thing with tattoos, tasteful). She looks great as she comes out in a little sun dress and wets herself down, including her white cotton panties, of course, by the side of the pool. This solo beginning features all of her obvious physical attributes, concentrating on the panty covered honeypot between her legs. To Leanne's credit, she's got the whole package: nice legs, sweet little ass, good figure and great, though some might argue over-inflated, cans. (They look good to me). As the self-manipulation scene progresses, we hear a male voice in the background and soon a half-hard cock appears in front of her face. Leanne knows just what to do with it; she inhales it between her luscious, pouting lips. This scene is off to a good start. The male voice suggests they move into the house - which eventually, they do. Now some bad news, from my perspective at least, in the house we find out the male voice belongs to Alex Sanders. Now I'm no homo, nor am I the best looking guy on the planet, but Alex to me looks like a butt-ugly chick with a penis! That being said, I have to give him some credit for his performance in this scene. He quickly spreads Leanne's lovely legs and ass cheeks and eats her nearly hairless quim from behind, eventually turning his oral attentions to her little brown ring. Here is where dirty Alex shines, doing an excellent job of analingus on her cute little bottom, before tongue fucking her butt hole. Doing this to some porn queens would be incredibly disgusting, but with sweet-as-pie Leanne, who has the cute little girl-next-door look, and a dynamite little dumper, it's very hot. It's not long before she is once again going down on him again, and to her credit does not seem to mind making oral love to Alex's paltry sized joystick - a prong that has invaded at least half of all the poop-shoots in porndom. After getting thoroughly banged in a number of positions, the pretty brunette once again turns her oral attentions to Alex's well-worn prick and in an excellent finish to a very hot scene, takes a sperm shower on her chin and in her mouth while holding her, you guessed it, white cotton panties under her chin. Bravo, Leanne! A great scene. Bone poppingly good, despite the fact that Alex Sanders is in it.

Next up is Amber Waves. Amber's body is not bad, but she has a multi-colored tattoo the size of Brooklyn on her lower back and upper ass that sticks out like a birth defect even with her white cotton panties on! She too has her quim trimmed nearly bald, but has a hell-of-a-lot more razor burns and stubble than Leanne. Additionally, she has pimples on her ass - making the viewing of her cuntal area during the close-ups far less sexually appealing than the first scene. She does a so-so fake masturbation to climax, before her guy steps onto the screen with a solid rail on. Amber hungrily gobbles his thick meatstick with spirited enthusiasm. In fact, she pulls a little to hard on his rod with her hand in her zeal and the guy actually starts losing his stiffy. (Cocks and balls are senitive areas girls, be reasonably gentle. Remember, you are trying to give your guy pleasure, not pulling weeds in the garden). His eating her pimply cunt here is not nearly as hot as Alex eating sweet Leanne's box and butt in the first scene, but to make up for the difference, after popping her slit with his salami, the stud power fucks her ass. As a result, while this scene is not as sexually tantalizing as Leanne's, Amber gets extra points for being a far dirtier performer. The payoff finally comes when she tongue tickles a load out of her stud's magic wand onto her hand held panties and waiting mouth and then licks the goo from the cotton material.

Next up is Jacklyn Lick, an average looking chick with a tongue stud. Much to my dismay, Alex Sanders shows up again too. It doesn't take long for Alex to start finger fucking Jacklyn's ass - with one finger and then with two. During this sequence of events, something occurs that happens in real life ass play, but we seldom get to see (thankfully) on the traditional porn screen. As he pulls his fingers from her ass, there's actually clearly visible shit on his one finger - not exactly sexually stimulating stuff for the average viewer, though some of you kinkier types out there might get a charge out of this. Jacklyn deep-throats Alex's wiener in a saliva-dripping affair out of the annuals of Max Hardcore - though not as punishingly as Max does it. A little more fingering of her ass and cunt, followed by a standard cuntal drilling and a Alex Sander's style bunghole banging. Jacklyn doesn't take the cum shot on her face, but he unloads onto her white cotton panties and she gleefully laps up his dick icing from the material. All things considered, not as good as the second scene, and far less sexually appealing than the first.

Enter Shelbee Myne,who starts out by jumping up and down on a trampoline before playing with herself. When she eventually takes her dress off, we get to see at least part of the monstrous inky mess she has on her lower back and backside. Her tattoo is even bigger and possibly more grotesque than Amber's, and the dopey nose piercing doesn't do much to enhance her already hard looking mug. Shelbee's not much of a sexually turn on. From a distance she doesn't look bad, like when she first appears on the trampoline, but the closer the camera gets to her face, the more terrifying she becomes. To sum up, to this point, the tape started off strong and has gone steadily downhill during the previous scenes. Then we get to this fourth scene, where it kind of falls off on a cliff - erotically speaking.

By the time the last scene began, I was almost afraid to watch. The final chick featured, however, is Cassidy. At first glance, she isn't s bad looking broad, kind of reminds me of Faye Dunaway. (When she was younger of course, not the way Faye looks today, that would be frightening). Two studs show up to give Cassidy a going over and guess who one of them is? Yep, Alex fuckin' Sanders again. Cassidy is able and willing as she gobbles the two boy's knobs and sucks and licks both sets of balls. Lots of saliva flows here and she even does a little hairy asshole eating before the boys deposit their DNA all over her cock hungry kisser. Not bad. Not great, but not bad.

Leanna Heart. No question about it. The first scene with her is the best scene on this tape. There's no real competition. Scenes two with Amber Waves and five with Cassidey aren't bad either, but they are not in the same league as Leanne.

Besides the sound track being screwed up, the scenes with hard looking, Shelbee was my least favorite, followed by the one with Jacklyn. Maybe it was the shitty finger thing?

I'd give this production a 7. The Leanne scene was well worth the price of admission here and if you're in a hurry, you can fast forward through the third and fourth scenes.

Posted By Will Packwood, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM