The Philogynist's Rating:

Starring: Felecia, Rebecca Wild, Sindee Coxx, April, Whitney Wonders, Shonna Lynn, Sandi Beach and Laura Palmer. The sex is high voltage. It's also a good movie to weigh the pros and cons of fake boobs to real ones. Compare Felecia's all real beauties to Whitney's artifical monstrosities and, to me, it's no contest.

The movie takes place entirely in a gym, not the most erotic settings to my mind, until you throw in a number of hot lesbian couplings to salvage it. The director may have a fetish for female genitalia shots, but what's wrong with that? He did a very good job of keeping the action going while avoiding the monotony that can often set in. The production values deserve a high five. Hell, I'll give one to the gaffer, too.

A lot of liplocking which always gives the impression the ladies are into it. Kissing is a must. This is good bookend movie as the first and last scenes are the best. First: A shower scene with Sindee Coxx and April that needed not an ounce of water to get the performers dripping wet. Last: An oil wrestling match done the way they should be, starring Felecia and April.

Felecia, whose presence in these all-girl delights is always a treat. Her scene with Rebecca can get almost as big a rise out of you as her final sex bout. (The fact she's despised by the raincoater crowd just gives her one more plus in my book. ) April's lovely, however obviously altered.

Whitney Wonders' tits. I hope it's illegal to defy the law of gravity so I don't have to see those king-size knockers again. Bigger is not always better. Also, Shonna took away from her outing with Laura Palmer. Shonna's average looking face, with the wide turned-up nose, would still be fine if she wasn't so fucking skinny! She looks like a starving thirteen year old boy who got a sex change and didn't have the money to get it done right. She's a prime example of why you shouldn't be a strict vegetarian. If she lost 15 more pounds she would register negative on a bathroom scale. She makes anorexia an attractive alternative. She's even skinnier than Calista Flockhart on a life-long diet of Slim-Fast. (No one thinks I was too critical in my exaggerations, do they?) Shonna, dear, my advice. . . eat something.

A 7. 5 that could have been 9. 5 if two scenes had replacements for Whitney and Shonna. These two scenes are still okay, but they don't compare to the rest of the flick.

Posted By The Philogynist, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM