Catchmeifucancom DVD
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Starring: Starring: JJ Michael, Gina Ryder, Jewel Valmont, Dee, Samantha. The best girls in the video are Gina Ryder and Dee. There is one scene with a nice,late afternoon light that really enhances the look of their bodies. Now, Performancewise there's not much to say other than the obvious: these are professional porn stars and what you see is the result of acting and faking. Still, at least in the scene with Dee and Gina, some of the sex was very much enthusiastic. The fellatio they perform is actually very good. There are other scenes where there's too much "uhnngrrrr" and fake moans, but hey, that's pro porno. I thought it was going to be about actual adult websites, but it turned out to be one of those silly "over the web" stories. You know: the typical where some guy (JJ Michaels in this case) and some Girl meet over the web and then they screw. This time aoround, though, they decided to sort of rip-off the plot from "the matrix" and the girl gives the guy a blueprint of some machine to build in order to find her. (Kind of makes you wonder if this guy wouldn't save time and effort taking a trip to Nevada brothel, but hey, that's the way they write these things. ) So excuse--or fast forward--the dialogs (sorry, in terms of acting even Dee does a poor job) and just enjoy the sex. It is well taped, with nice lighting in some parts (and terrible in anothers, such as the starting strippers sequence). Because there are lots of good looking girls in this video and, although the sex is not as fresh as in some other features (pro-am, amateur, gonzo), the view is pleasurable. The best part about this video, that is, what really enhances the eroticism, is the good camera work and the lighting in some of the scenes. That second scene with Dee and Gina is very enjoyable. I'm almost willing to bet that if you dimm the lights while you watch this, the sensual feeling will increase even more. Hey, your lady may even like it herself. Dee and Gina Ryder. Dee's been in the business for a while now, but her body looks great. Who needs Racquel Darrian if we have Dee? I found the use of the web in this one to be corny. It's much more accurate than in other adult videos, but still, it's just not that interesting in a video. On your computer monitor you can control what happens, but on a video you just want to fast forward it. It's an OK pro video. Don't see it for the web stuff, though. See it for the really hot girls. Specially Dee. Overall it deserves an 8. The lost points are because of the corny use of the web. It's just too much stuff to fast forward. In the end, it all comes down to the sex, which is THE best part about the video.
Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Starring: Gina Ryder stars in the movie as well as being the boxcover model. I was much less than impressed with her scene or scenes in the movie. Actually the movie is playing right now and I am more inclined to type this review than to watch the movie. The acting was shallow and in a few scenes I think some of the actresses were daydreaming about all the thrift clothes they would be able to buy with the movie check. Actually I think they probably had to forfeit their check to fund production. Not much thought went into the production of this film. Often the lighting was so bad that the actors were all but discernable from the back ground. Sound quality and musical score fit the stereotypical porn movie genre. I could have done a better job using a handycam a flashlight and some kid's cassette recorder. I realize funding for porn movies isn't as ample as mainstream Hollywood releases but I have seen better movies that had a tighter budget. Its not the equipment its what you do with it. which leads me to the next question. Equipment in production was poorly used as well as the equipment that the actors and more specifically the actresses brought with them. There were no penetration shots whatsoever, which is a must in something that is supposedly rated XXX. I didn't see any c*m shots at all. Also a must. Most of the scenes could have been shot with only one actor present. Victor and Monty really dropped the ball when writing the script. More sensuality could have been added to compensate for the other downfalls of the movie. Ron Jeremy was cast as an elevator boy and totally ruined probably the best scene in the movie by making not so witty commentary during the elevator scene. The fact that the hot red head was also screwing a clown didn't help that scene either. A clown? Could you get more ridiculous? The red head made the scene. Not that the cameraman was able to get any good shots in. That was typical throughout the movie though. If all you want to see is tits flapping and the back of a head bouncing this is the movie for you. Like I said before the red head was the best part of the movie. She had a quality about her that went far beyond erotic. There was also a really pretty latino girl in the second or third scene that was not given enough camera time to even mention. Lighting, plot, musical score, sound quality and anything else that is usually considered first when making a film. I would rate this as low as the score goes.
Posted By Maximus, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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