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Starring: Georgina Spelvin's nudie/glamor magazine is under attack from the right wing, and Veronica Hart is organizing all the former centerspread girls to fight back against the straight-laced bigots. And how to they do that? By using their feminine wiles to unloose those bigoted C**Ks and get pictures of them doing it. What this amounts to is a lot of fun and sex, featuring some great stars from the past, including Spelvin, Annette Haven, Hart, Jesie St. James, Desiree Cousteau and Tara Aire. They all get down and dirty real fast with the right-wingers, who show they can screw with the best of them. Some of those self-righteous ones include R. Bolla, Eric Edwards and Paul Thomas.

This Harold Lime film obviously had a big budget for the early 80s porn era. It has lavish sets and costumes, multiple locations, a plot, a script, some decent acting -- all the things you would associate with a mainstream movie. Throw in all that sex and you've got a hot film.

When the clothes come off, the movie is very erotic. Lime knew how to film sex, and his stars knew how to perform it. Cousteau is wonderful, with her large set of tits flapping; Annette Haven is less icy that usual and has more fire as she milks everything out of Eric Edwards; Jesie St. James demonstrates why she was a huge star of both hetereo and lesbian films; and Spelvin, well, she was just plain great.

I really liked the script -- believe it or not. It is a realistic story and show's how easily the self-righteous can fall of their own pedestel. In spite of this being hot porn, there is some social value to this one.

The last scene on my tape features Georgina Spelvin taking on two hot studs. They suck and screw for a while -- Spelvin being her usual super-charged self -- and then the camera pans to the ceiling of the room. I wait for it to come back to the obviously upcoming "cum" shots when the movie ends. Just ends. What the hell happened? What did Spelvin do with those two C**Ks? This was a major disappointment.

If the final scene had been there -- with Spelvin getting a twin facial for instance -- it would have been near perfect. Without it, I have to drop the score to a 7.

Posted By Big One, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM