I have a feeling this is another internal pop movie. Lately I've been avoiding them because I just don't dig the genre, but I wanted to check out this Black Ice stuff. I also really like Roxy Reynolds so I'll watch her do just about anything. I don't even care who else is in the cast or what I have to sit through to get to her scene. OK, that's going to come back and haunt me. What we have to sit through is a very hip hop heavy style with Pumper rapping and posing in between every scene. Not that he's a bad rapper or anything, but come on. You're a porn performer who is now a director. Can't you just focus on that, get really, really good at it and be happy? Apparently not. Pumper follows in the footsteps of Terrell Owens and shows off his other 'skills' during short, pretentious and annoying segments that take us from one cream pie to the next.

Chyanne Jacobs is here to get fucked by two dicks at once. She's a nice looking girl who bends over and spreads her cheeks to show us just how tight she is back there. Hopefully it isn't too tight or she won't be able to take the necessary meat. Spreading her legs, she rubs her pussy to get warmed up. Her body is really amazing, especially those perky boobs. The two guys come in and things could be a lot better. Most of the BJ footage is shot from below her jaw line and that doesn't offer us much of a view. The guys bark out too many instructions and in spite of their compliments on her sucking, keep grabbing her head. It gets a little better when she is bent over with a dick in her pussy and only one to suck. We finally get some good eye contact and she seems to handle size really well. The guys still talk too much, but when she rolls into RCA it is hard to notice anything, but her hot body and stuffed ass. They dish out some serious dick and stretch her ass really well. The DP transition is very smooth and she maintains a good energy level even with two big dicks in her. Since the action is so good it is really a shame that they break the rhythm and go for the internal shots. That pretty much kills it for me, but I am sure fans of the genre will love the ending.

Roxy Reynolds is a great looking young woman with perfect skin and a beautiful backside. I found myself wanting to see a lot more of her solo, but she wants some cock in her mouth. As before there is too much low angle footage to take advantage of how great she looks with her lips around a hard shaft. It is almost criminal how Pumper wastes such great potential here. At least he manages to capture some good shots of her ass as he pumps back in doggy. Roxy takes over when she is on top, shaking that sexy ass and making everyone say “damn” in unison. She turns around briefly for some reverse cowgirl, but is right back with her ass in the camera before we can even admire her other hot body parts. That leaves her in the perfect position to take the load up in her pussy. I love this girl, but the poorly shot blowjob and lack of variety in the fucking hurts the scene quite a bit.

America is next. She's not quite as stunning as Roxy, but is still pretty easy on the eyes. The solo is nice looking, but she seems to be playing to the camera a little too much and it doesn't feel natural. To criticize the blowjob footage for the same horrible angle choices would be a bit redundant, but let's hammer it home one more time. It's just bad. With a lack of good blowjob footage we have to rely once again on the butt shot. Her facial expressions are interesting. Sometimes she looks really bored and then she sort of switches instantly to ecstasy. Someone needs a little coaching I think. When he is in her ass, we don't see her face as much so basically there is that bored/uncomfortable look the whole time. She manages to take the whole thing in her butt, but doesn't look thrilled about it. Another big cream pie ends the least interesting scene yet.

Skylar is up next. She is a leggy girl with a nice face who talks to the camera quite a bit. I have to admit, this dialog makes the whole idea of nutting in her box more appealing than watching it. By the time the big dick comes into the picture she has me on the edge of my seat to see if she is as good as she seems. Most of the action is still shot so that we're looking up at her chin, but there are brief moments when they actually figure it out and put the camera in the right position. Throw in some head grabbing and you have yet another painfully disappointing blowjob. The doggy footage is really good so we can enjoy her ass and thighs as she tries to out fuck all of the other girls in this movie. She is working on a very big cock, but seems to absolutely love having it rammed into her hot pussy. I didn't like the blowjob, but damn the sex is really hot in this scene. This girl loves it deep and gives us some of the best looking sex we've seen in the entire movie. Even the big cream pie finish can't totally kill the heat this time.

Tia Sweets is the last girl to get it on for us. She's another cute girl with a dirty mouth. Her pussy looks sweet and pretty tight during the brief solo/tease. As usual the blowjob is terribly shot. At least Tia looks into the camera for a while. Whoever made the decision to shoot the oral sex this way needs to be fired or at least instructed never to do it again. Pumper encourages her to make some stupid noises as well. It's safe to say that people who really enjoy good blowjobs probably have given up on this movie already. The butt shots are strong as usual and there is even a decent blowjob when she gets off to taste her pussy. Brian dishes out the dick really well, fucking Tia hard from behind. Her body is better than her energy level so the eye candy factor is important in this scene. Maybe I'm just spoiled after Skylar, but this one is a step down. She takes her big load and spreads her pussy to show us all that cream.

OK, the stuff in between was a total waste of time, but it is easily skipped. If you like watching people doing their best to look like hip hop stars, more power to you. If not, hit the chapter skip on your remote and get to the action. How is that action? I like the tease and the solo action. Pumper does a nice job of showing off the girls and that helps. Most of them are pretty easy on the eyes. Roxy and Skylar are particularly good looking and also provide a ton of sexual energy. Because all of the cumshots are cream pies, they have to stay in a limited number of positions. (Or at least that's how they choose to do it.) That lack of variety wears thin and makes all of the scenes drag just a bit. Skylar and Roxy are joined by Chyanne for some of the best action in the movie. In those scenes I found myself wishing we could get better variety and something other than a creampie. For fans of the genre though, I'm sure it's near perfect.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06