Jim Holliday movies always have huge casts and usually end in massive lesbian orgies. I often get a pretty good laugh at the cheesy porn humor he pours all over his movies, but there often isn't really much meat at the core. He always seems to use the same women, which in some cases is fine, but if I have to sit through any more Felecia or Sydnee Steele, I might just puke. On the other hand, Tiffany Mynx and Julie Meadows are in this movie. They are both personal faves, but what are the chances that they are underused while the over exposed, too boring for words duo of Felecia and Steele get most of the attention? (Wow, negative energy before the movie starts.) (Dude, I just don't want to get my hopes up again, I've been down this road before.) How about this for some positive energy, the picture quality on this disc is wonderful. VCA is going as good as a job as anyone when it comes to producing great looking DVDs. (And their bonus materials are pretty good as well.)

Apparently Evan Stone is some sort of TV star named Wink Eubanks. He's in bed with Barett Moore who swears she's not a star fucker. This news doesn't seem to make Wink all that happy. He bends Barrett over and starts fucking her ass. This is a non nonsense scene with her big, round ass gets drilled and Evan leaves a big load on her face. All this before the credits even roll.

Wink is the host of a the 'Miss Whole Package' beauty contest. An interesting concept to be sure. Two of the pervious contestants, Tiffany Mynx (Miss Perfect Pucker) and Jill Kelly, (Miss Perfect Slit) ponder the new contest for about ten seconds before hitting the ground together. These women do have two of the better bodies in all of porn and Tiffany Mynx always lights my fire. Still, we're only on scene two and already we see the best talent wasted in veggie sex. As lesbian scenes go, this one is pretty good. Great natural lighting as the women go at each other on the grass and some great shots of Tiffany's perfect ass. (Rog the porn poet, how disturbing.) Tiff breaks out the sex toys and drills Jill in the ass. Of course, the main event is when Ms. Mynx gets her pooper poked. Even veggie only, this one is the highlight of the movie so far.

Shelby Myne shows her boyfriend (Pat Myne) around the set where they are going to shoot the pageant. They decide that it would be fun to have sex right there in the center of the stage. She gives him head for a few seconds then spreads her legs for the sex. There are some really nice close up shots here as Pat pounds away. He even gets to roll her over into a piledriver and fuck her ass. How many of us haven't wanted to get on the Miss America stage and sodomize some young blonde? Pat drops a load on her boobs. The scene starts out too quickly paced, but gives us some very good anal action near the end.

After watching the contestants do their interview portion of the contest, I don't think we have a clear winner. Some of this dialog is pretty funny, but it goes on for a little too long. Tabitha Stevens wants to help her chances by scoring a judge and Julian doesn't even offer up any token resistance. She gets busy sucking his big cock and this time, we get plenty of oral footage. There is just something about Tabitha when she starts her scenes. I think she's cute, but her appeal goes way up when she starts sucking and fucking. You can see from the close up shots that his cock really stretches her tight twat. That doesn't stop her from bouncing up and down on it like he's an E ticket ride. High energy fuck and a pop shot across her tightly stretched titties.

Devin Wolf is the promoter of the show and he wants to get to know her a little better. After letting him know that she wouldn't fuck him for a better finish in the contest, Jill makes him an offer anyway. Though her pussy must stay pink, Jill lets him know that her mouth and asshole are open for play. It's too bad for the other judges Jill doesn't dish out blowjobs for votes, because she certainly attacks his shaft with total gusto. After getting a great blowjob, Devin tastes her sweet pussy and even gives Jill's toes a little taste. Still wanting more, she grants him access to her tightest of holes, grinding up and down on his rod like she's got a deep itch he needs to scratch. All that sex has him ready to leave a load on her tanned skin.

Devin is still working on the contestants. Shayla LaVeaux comes into his shoe store and he is more than happy to slip her toes into his mouth. From the feet, it's a straight line right up her leg, under her dress, to her exposed pussy. This looks like a winning slit to me, even before it gets stuffed. The shot of Shayla leaning back, her legs spread and around Devin's head, is just fucking awesome. Who can blame him for spending so long between those perfect thighs? His diligent diddling is rewarded a tenfold when Shayla puts her lips to good use on his prick. When she is at her best, Shayla sucks cock like it's not on the best tasting thing in the world, but the very center of her universe. Somehow, Devin manages to hold off long enough to get his cock up inside her juicy pussy as well. Using her muscular thighs, Shayla squat fucks him for a while, taking it deep then grinding to really get a good feel for his meat. It's a long one position fuck, but there is a lot of passion here thanks to Ms. LaVeaux. Having given him two of her three holes, it's only fair that he get to sample her ass as well. The quick butt boff ends when he dribbles a load onto her flat tummy.

Bored in his hotel room, Julian gets a visit from a horny contestant who just wants to fuck him. No strings. What a nice change. Renee LaRue is a very well put together, nice looking woman who really knows how to suck a dick. She may be playing a backwoods hick chick, but there is no doubt Renee has had her share of cornfed cock. After skillfully sucking, Renee goes on her back and throws her legs over his shoulders. With that big cock ramming her pussy, lovely Ms. LaRue seems to be in Heaven. Hey, they even fuck with their shoes on in the Ozarks, what a coincidence. After all that hot sex, he leaves her with a nice parting gift on her great big boobs.

With all this heterosexual action, you just know Holliday is itching to gives us the lezzie stuff. What we get is a five way fuck with Shayla LaVaeux, Charmane, Chandler, Tabitha Stevens and sadly, Felecia. Sticking with my 'if you can't say anything good' rule, I'll just say that this scene is only good for those of you who really like the light hearted all-girl romps that Holliday is famous for. If you like them, and aren't sickened by the sight of Felecia in yet another scene, then enjoy.

If you liked that scene you will love the final twenty minutes of the movie. Basically, the contest is one long lesbian play fest. We do get to see all the chicks in bikinis which I like. However, if you don't like the big veggie fests, then the good action is over. Yes, there is a final scene between Evan and Sydnee Steele, but again, I'm trying not to say anything bad about chicks in this review. Suffice it to say, I could find no reason to enjoy this scene at all. Sydnee's only appeal is that she is not Felecia.

The best part about this DVD is the fact that the picture quality is so good. VCA is one of, if the best company on the market when it comes to giving us consistently outstanding picture quality. That's the good news. The bad news is that this movie has all the same weaknesses as other Holliday films. Yes, his cast is fucking awesome, but like so many times before, the very best women in the movie, Tiffany Mynx and Julie Meadows, get wasted in veggie on action. Jill Kelly is a Holliday fave, and she's actually pretty entertaining in this movie. Shayla and Renee also give great scenes, but why is Sydnee Steele fucking instead of Julie or Tiffany? It makes no sense at all. If you like this kind of movie, with light, silly humor and largely g/g sex, then you may really like this movie. I didn't hate it, I just would have rather seen the genuine hotties carry the action.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/2/06

bignutts' Rating:

Starring: The movie consist mostly of my favorite stars like Shayla LaVeaux, Tiffany Mynx, Charmane, Julie Meadows, Jill Kelly, Felecia to name a few. Performance a plus, Awesome scenes from all the cast. Charmane is just absolutely gorgeour for an asian chick, her blow-jobs would make you wet your pants in a heartbeat. The anal scenes of Jill Kelly and Shayla is just breathtaking. Tiffany's scene blazing hot.

Production values is very very high as I expected knowing its a VCA flick, and all the girls are just drop dead gorgeous. Indoor and outdoor scenes a plus, lighting is good as well.

Highly erotic, gorgeous girls with blazing hot scenes. Non-stop action with alot of effort put into it.

The Lovely women in the movie, you just can't get enough of them. If your a (Charmane, Jill Kelly, Shayla, Tiffany) fans, your gonna love this movie. BLAZING HOT!!!

I can't think of anything bad about this movie, if there is any the lovely girls made up for it.

A must see movie just because of the women, scenes are outstanding so it get a 9. It left me with perfect smiles

Posted By bignutts, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM