Mr. Web Review's Rating:

Starring: Anita Thrill, Mystic Grey, Sharon Sharalot. This series is allegedly based on real Bay Area lesbians who are getting it on. Having seen the first two installments, this series provided for some hot moments with some not-too-bad looking chics who appeared to be totally bi and totally hot. More than a few scenes were filled with real orgasms, not the obviously fake scenes some of the pros manufacture on call.
But SF No. 3 fails to keep up the pace that its predecessors set so well.
The girls here are not attractive, even giving them the fact that this is a "real life" film. It's got five scenes, bad production values (poor lighting, editing and sound) and not much heat.

As aformentioned, this one needed some help. Ed Powers and Randy West do similar films so well. You know this kind of film can be done well.

It's not really. It's got five scenes. A quick synopsis
Scene I: A heavy-set girl of apparent Hawaiian decent and a slender white girl do the requisite, "I love you" hugging and touching and rubbing (a little erotic, we admit). Then each dons the requisite white glove (lots of preventative STD motives used throughout the movie and that gets good marks) and fingers the other.
Scene II: A slender white girl in all black sits on toilet, plays with her red hair and fingers herself. She's got a pierced labia on the right side. She also bones herself with a prophylatic-covered black dong. But again little heat is generated.
Scene III: Masturbation 101 continues with two true lesbo stereotypes -- the butch twins -- boning our red-haired, toilet-friggin' lesbian.
The butch twins both have short haircuts you'd expect to see on Leonardo DeCaprio and one even hides a plastic D**K inside her pants. We get oral sex with dental dams, some weak looking rear entry sex with the dong and move on.
Scene IV: One of the butches from the past scene (butch is really a slang term for the "man" in a lesbian relationship) sexes up an older woman who also has that "hide-a-fake-dick thing" going on. A lot of sucking, fingering and some anal, but still no heat. Our D**K didn't move.
Scene V: three-some with a double dong. Ah, it's over? Good.

My favorite thing about this movie is that it ended.

That it wasn't five scenes shorter. This film really didn't generate any heat. the cameraman and director were clueless apparently because every good shot was missed and even when the women got hot -- which wasn't often -- we weren't treated to any good facial expression shots, any wide-enough angles so we could see the whole production or given enough light to say, "Oh, that really is a plastic dong that girl is using and she's not a hermaphrodite. " (OK, the last one is a bit much, we know).

The earlier installments of the series were hot and later ones may be as well, but SF 3 is a decided dud. It rates a 1.

Posted By Mr. Web Review, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM