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Imperial's Movie Review Imperial's Rating:    This is a recent release, starring Celeste, Asia Carrera, Tammi Ann and a load of Fellas (rhymes with "a load o' bollocks", rather appropriately I might add ;-)). You can see that PT is genuinely trying to create some erotic atmosphere, and I appreciate this. I am also impressed that Celeste is hacked to death a la Nicole Brown in this one; old Paul has some guts - I guess he shall be hearing from Ms. MacKinnon on this affair :-(. That said, the "drama" simply fails to work. It's no good; the talent ain't good enough and the direction is ponderous and pretentious, complete with long pauses between lines reminiscent of daytime drama. I eventually FF'ed through the plot (as did my female acquaintance in her own viewing). The raison d'etre for the film is of course the sex. I can hear people groaning; PT is rather notorious for his lukewarm efforts in this area. Once again however it's not horrible. The initial 3some between Celeste, Asia and a Fella does have some spark; the ladies are pretty, the camera angles very correctly chosen, the positions and locations have some imagination. But Celeste ruins it; she desperately tries to become a major ball-drainer in Ashlyn's mold: she talks the dirty talk, she makes the grimaces, she tries a variety of moans. It's no good. She reminds me very strongly of those adolescent girls with the reputation of "squares" trying to appear slutty to become accepted. Plus she SPITS. A lot. A whole, gross lot. Yuck. Not even Jeanna Fine or Crystal Wilder emit so much saliva. Someone tell her to stop. From that point it's all downhill. Tammi is as cute as ever but she can't carry it. BTW none of the ladies I know particularly enjoy seeing Tammi getting drilled from behind with a rather sizeable dildo. Perhaps Vivid should do some market research rather that presume what couples like. Anywat to recap. Honest effort, with some merit. Its failing is IMHO the same with most Vivid efforts; failure to communicate with the fans. They have a pet theory on what the consumer likes but it's never based on actual consumer opinion. And sales figures don't cut it as an argument. Vivid has slick boxes, pretty actresses and good production values. The inexperienced renter will get hooked more frequently than not. It's our purpose in asm however to educate the consumer so that he doesn't ;-) BTW Bud Lee is an exception in this theory; it is my belief that he sucks on purpose. I bet he refers to the fans with some variant of "raincoaters". Copyright © Imperial Reviews Posted By Imperial, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

JerryB's Movie Review (1) JerryB's Rating:    Starring: Not to sound trite or cliche, but the truth is Celeste was great as usual. She just has a body that does not stop. She really knows how to use that tongue of hers. I personally enjoyed the way she would let the spit drool off her tongue onto the cocks and other chicks assholes. It reminded me on a John Holmes scene where some chick was squating on a cock while being fucked in the ass while giving JH a really wet & sloppy blow job. His cock was literally dripping with the chicks saliva and she was stroking it with both hands and deep throating it all. I mean her nose was buried in his shortly trimmed pubic hair. Celeste give such an erotic performance, especially when she takes on two dudes at once. She has such a perfect ass and pussy. There is a bathroom scene were she give a blowjob and then has her pussy eaten. Never seen such perfect pussy lips. There is one scene where, Celeste, Asia Carrera, and another chick are doing a three-way lezzy. It's pretty hot, but it gets kinda cheesy when Celeste is spectating while smoking a cig and talking dirty. Asia Carrera (pre-boob job) give mentionable performances. There is another young chick that has quite a body also that fucks pretty well. Good camera angles on the Celeste scenes. Too much dude shots (his face) in the pool table scene. Also, by picking an average joe ugly dude for the pool table scene, instead of some clean-cut pretty boy, gives us regulars some inspiration. The plot was weak. There are actually some good adult videos with good plots, but this one is purely for the sex. The overall eroticism is good - weak plot, so who cares other than the sex scenes. The Celeste scenes rank high in eroticism. Celeste was the best thing about the movie. The threesome that she is in is the best scene in the movie. Celeste really works up a sweat and takes on two cum shots in the face. She really works the cocks and reaps the reward ina bit of a "yeah, cum on my fucking face mother fucker" type attitude. Also, during the same scene, Asia and her movie husband are spying on the threesome and they, too, begin to get it on. Very strokeable scene. The most limpasizing scene is the camera focusing on some head banger dudes sweaty face while he is fucking some chick on the pool table. Another downer is the fact that for the plot of the story, the Celeste character is a murder victim, Seeing her naked body lying on the floor is a bummer. On a scale of 1 to 10, this movie would rate a strong 7. Posted By JerryB, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM