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Illicit Entry Movie
Illicit Entry Description:
TRADE-IN
Adult Video News Rating -- AAAA
| Pork Belly's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: Nikki Tyler, Missy, Jill Kelly, Kia, Sindee Coxx, Monique DeMoan and dudes. The women were good, but all have been better. The guys were lacking in getting the best out of the ladies. The story (Hah!) has Nikki getting out of jail and being talked into stealing some precious gemstone for her boyfriend, Lazarus. . . I mean Randy West. She hooks up with some dames (Jill and Missy) and they try to steal the jewel and have sex along the way.
Bad music, cheapo sets and someone forgot to pay the elctricity bill. Or the prop man doesn't know how to screw in a light bulb.
Okay. There were six scenes. Scene #1 has Nikki and her real old man (Randy) do it. Nothing special, brief bj and doggy styles. Someone needs to tell Randy if he can't keep it hard for Nikki Tyler he is too old for porno!
Scene #2 has Nikki/Missy/Jill do a short munchfest. Okay, but way too short.
Scene #3 has Jill seduce a guard (Vince Voyeur). Better than the Randy outing, but not by a whole lot.
Scene #4 has Missy and Nikki jump doorman Bobby Vitale. Some good sexing, but Nikki departs way too early to make it a real threesome. Shame.
Scene #5 has Sindee/Kia/Jill and later Nikki getting it on. Best fucking of the movie. Kia Straps one on and pounds first Sindee, then Nikki, relishing both boffs. Sindee and Jill shave a double-headed dildo. (Too bad they didn't think to use double-headed dongs when Randy West started out, cause the dude is worse than superfluous. )
Scene #6 is good but has little to do with the plot. (Like I care. ) The chief baddie (Steven St. Croix) fucks Monique on a couch. Steamier than the other heteros and I'm not even a fan of Monique.
Nikki Tyler. I love this broad. The fourway girl orgy was good, lots of plastic pounding.
Leathery, swarmy, limp dick Randy "as old as the" West. Also, the hetero fucking was not up to snuff.
Above average. . . barely. I give it a six.
Posted By Pork Belly, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Illicit Entry DVD
Custodian Of Records Illicit Entry DVD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Illicit Entry DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Illicit Entry DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Illicit Entry DVD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Illicit Entry DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Illicit Entry DVD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch and D. James, Custodian of Records, Wave Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Wave Video hereby certifies that Illicit Entry DVD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Illicit Entry DVD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Illicit Entry DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Illicit Entry DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Illicit Entry DVD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Illicit Entry DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Illicit Entry DVD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch and D. James, Custodian of Records, Wave Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Wave Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Illicit Entry DVD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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