Roger's Rating:

You know, I often find myself sitting in a theater thinking of how porn might twist a mainstream film into a smut filled X version. Some movies just naturally translate to the blue screen. Then are the those that I wouldn't in a million years think would end up the subject of a porn parody. When I sat in the theater watching Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones to battle with giant cockroaches, I had no idea that porn would give us sex loving secret agents keeping the planet safe for boning. Tabitha Stevens and Naomi play the two leads in this version and I have to say, they both make the suits look GOOD.

As we open our heroines are nowhere in sight. Instead, we get a couple of nice country girls, Leeanna Heart and Brooke Ashley, out for an innocent stroll in the woods. Actually, they have some not so innocent things in mind. The beautiful babes spread out a blanket and enjoy some fun in the sun. Brooke has always been a personal favorite of mine and Leeanna is just scrumptious. Just about the time Brooke gets a taste of pussy, down comes a little green man. Literally, he's fucking green! Not frightened, the girls just invite him into the mix. The only thing not green on this alien dude is his prick and that's exactly where the girls go first. Both of these women look their best with a big mouth full of cock, but I know who I would fuck first given the choice. Brooke is just too perfect to miss and even with super sexy Leeanna giving it her all, the little Asian fucktoy shines like the star she is. Alien man puts the wood to Ms. Heart first, filling her pussy and getting some of his green-ness on her sweet flesh. After trying one earth girl out, he lies down and lets Brooke show him with a pint sized prick cushion can do when she really wants to. He likes it so much, he moves around and plugs her tight asshole as well. Great shots of the interplanetary sodomy. He ends up dribbling a little load out in the vicinity of their outstretched tongues.

Brooke's father, Kyle Stone catches the three of them naked and freaks out. Well sure, his little girl is naked with a chick, naked with a green man and holy shit, is daughter is Asian. As Kyle tries to explain the whole thing to the sheriff, the Women in Black arrive. Taking control immediately, Tabitha makes Kyle show her where the violation took place. Since the situation is so sensitive, Kyle has to keep his mouth shut. How will Tabitha make sure he doesn't talk? Not with a flash from her pen, that's for sure. She gets down and starts treating him like a human blowpop. Tabitha has a mouth that is just made for cocksucking and a body designed for sin. Hey, she looks kind of good in just her heels and shades sucking cock by the tractor. Kyle must think so as well, because he stands her up against the broken down farm machinery and fucks her from behind. Tabitha shows off the her fucking skills, and isn't afraid to let her talented mouth spew forth some sexy talk as well. Grabbing his cock in both hands, she jerks a big load right onto her face. I'd keep a secret if it meant I got to fuck this blonde little bone bunny.

Back at headquarters, the two agents give their boss the good news. Situation contained, at least for now. Across the globe, 'attacks' are on the rise. Housewife Kimberly Jade gets a visit from a super short little alien chick, (Montana Gunn) much to the chagrin of her husband Steve Hatcher. Meanwhile a couple of Italian tourists, Billy Glide and Candy Vegas meet another green dude (Jack Hammer) in an alley. Damn, check out those super lame accents, that's funnier than just about anything in the theatrical original. Of course, after some very hot women in the opening scenes, things take a sad turn for the worse with the three chicks in these two scenes. Candy takes on Jack's green cock and Billy's club, while Montana presumably makes housewife pie out of Kim's seasoned snatch. (Since we never return to them.) A dark alley is just the place for an earth dude and a space stud to fuck every hole this chick has. Nice anal and a big double facial close out a scene that is hotter than I would have expected at the start.

Back at headquarters, Naomi takes Hatcher's statement. Not only does this guy to a terrible accent, his mug is enough to scare the living shit out of most women. Thankfully, the hot black babe is stronger than your average chick. She moves slowly over the table, finally taking his cock into her hands and guiding it right between her luscious, full lips. I wonder if they taught her these cocksucking skills in the WIB academy, or if Naomi came by her talents through years of practice on lucky dicks in her neighborhood. Deciding that his little dick is worth her time, she finally strips out of her uniform and straddles it. (Keeping her thigh high boots on for those of you interested.) Hatcher may be a slug boy, but Naomi has enough heat for both of them and uses every ounce of charisma she's got to give us a really nice scene here. After fucking her pretty slit from behind, Hatch drops a load on her big nipple. Yeah, he'll be keeping his mouth shut after this. (Except for the bragging he'll down at the bar after bagging this hot black babe.)

All seems to be under control until the green aliens show up at headquarters. Seems they are pissed that two earth girls would attack their son. What? Never mind. The boss tries to talk some sense into dad while agents Tabby and Naomi comfort mamma alien, Montana. Wow, talk about girls of all colors. We have a blonde white chick, a dark skinned black woman and a busty green bitch. What's that old saying, it's all pink on the inside. That's certainly the case here as the two earth agents go to work on their new galpal, lapping at her little slit and perk nipples. After showing her how to eat a box lunch, Tabitha introduces Montana to that great piece of earth technology, the dildo.

There really isn't as much of a plot as there might have been here. I realize they weren't going for a fill blown porn parody, but there is such potential here. There are some funny moments to be sure, but mostly by side characters. Tabitha and Naomi do a nice job carrying the sexual action in their het scenes. Still, the two best reasons to like this movie are Brooke and Leeanna. Their scene is right out of the gate and they do have to share time, but both women are on fire and just the sort of country fired cooze we all know and love. WIB is a pretty well shot movie with generally good sex even if it misses the mark a bit as a straight up porn comedy.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM