The Philogynist's Rating:

Starring: Lilli Xene, Honey Jarre, Holly Ryder, Sharon Mitchell, Angela Faith, Victoria Secret a. k. a. Sarah Jane Hamilton, Mona Lisa, Teri Diver, Lacy Rose and Simone. Pretty good sex in this one is accompanied by pretty poor acting. Lilli Xene relays to Honey Jarre stories of lesbian lovers whome she has been researching. Honey of course gets more and more aroused at the telling of each lustful encounters. Lilli is looking fine as this appearance is prior to her receiving gargantuan breast enhancements. (Note to women: If your hooters are bigger than Donald Trump's ego, THEY'RE TOO DAMN BIG!)

Fat Dog's production values look as economically viable as hamburger stands in India. The camera operators and the directors are sound, but I think homeless families in Somalia have more luxurious surroundings. A poor Irish farmet could probably purchase the Fat Dog empire with two eye-sprouting spuds and a bottle of sour buttermilk. I don't think their budget could afford to buy the crew oxygen. In other words, I've seen better.

Above average. The first clip has red-headed hottie Sarah Jane and Angela bump pussy while sharing a rubber cock. Next, I fast Forward. I'm not enamored with Holly Ryder and I'm espacially not interested in Sharon Mitchell. She is a major turn-off. I realize the unimportance of superficiality, but please. Hell, the greatest First Lady this country ever had was Eleanor Roosevelt, and she was freaking ug. . . I mean, aesthetically challenged. But the wonderful Mrs. Roosevelt had the common sence, and decency, not to pass herself off as a glamorous porn star. Can't you work behind the camera's Sharon? You're costing me money on Pepto-Bismol. The third pairing has the pretty duo of Mona and Teri having fun together, but too much vibrator action is present. Fourth, Lacy is into it, but Simone takes a number or inappropriate peeks at the camera. The delightfully long finale has Honey and Lilli who are both too aroused to resist each other. Honey spends considerable time poking, licking and using a dildo on the brunette's privates.

Some attractive dames, a sense of seduction and sexual tension involving Honey and Lilli and the sexing between the ultimate treasures of this world, women. (Sharon's still a million times better than say, a Rocco Siffredi, but if somebody would take them both, I'll give them a dollar. )

Too many toys, not enough kissing and Sharon Mitchell. (Make it a dollar and a coupon for Burger King. )

Worthwhile. I bestow upon it a 7. And I also promise never to mention Eleanor Roosevelt in a porn review again. (Like I was the only one. )

Posted By The Philogynist, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM