Pork Belly's Rating:

Starring: Women: Asia Carrera, Alexandra Silk, Corine Williams and Mila. Swordsmen: Three dudes and the infamous "Hedgehog". I think Ron Jeremy is proof that aliens have fucked earth women. Dopey plot, decent sex.

Vivid provides quality filmmaking, it's their sex that sometimes could be spicier.

Good, nowhere near great. 1st scene: Gorgeous Alexandra Silk and some dude do the sex manual in a van. Reverse cowgirl, plenty of hed and a sun roof. 2nd scene is interwoven with the third scene. I hate that! Busty Corine strips for old Randy Spears and Mila strips for the furball. Nothing special either way, though Mila gets some anal. 4th scene is the best of Asia consoles Corine by fucking her. Tits nicely fondled and sucked, lots of pussy and ass fingering, some kissing and groping, as well as a bubble bath. Excellent dyking! The last scene, and second best, has mighty mite Vince Voyeur bang Asia in a number of positions, eats her pussy and receives head. Asia is beautiful and seemed to enjoy the sex in this one. Vince was beaten up and generally pissed on (not literally) in this film so you almost felt sorry for him, until that is when he's fucking Asia. What's he got to complain about?

Asia in sexy outfits. Asian in a bikini. Asia naked. Asia having sex.

The sex overall was just a little above average. The story was mind-numbingly stupid. Plus, how come Shauna Grant, Megan Leigh, Krysti Lynn, Kim Kitane, etc. died young and Ron was allowed to make it past fifty? Maybe God's punishing guys for watching too much porn?

A six. Asia is awesome and Ron is the anti-christ of adutlt films.

Posted By Pork Belly, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM