Is Chico Wang taking over every line at Diabolic? Every time I look up he's got his name on something else. I don't think it really matters who is in charge of the movie. This line has been successful from the start and I doubt that Chico will do anything to change that. Then again, he has three of the hottest girls in porn as his stars so he better not fuck it up. Stranger things have happened, but it would be a shame for such a perfect cast to be give us a less than stellar volume of such a great series.

Jasmine Byrne is up first and she looks great as always. The interview is a little short, but that isn't half as disturbing as hearing her ruin the oral segment with intense quagging. This is so fucking lame that even a woman as hot as Jasmine can be reduced to D girl heat by it. (Is anyone shocked to hear Tony T's voice coming out of the pack?) Instead of praising and loving this scene I'm just shaking my head and wondering when this stupid crap is going to end. (The blowjob segment and more importantly, this awful trend.) They move to DP and that's really good as long as she doesn't have a dick in her mouth. How often do I say that? When she isn't making horrible throat noises, the action is great. There is a LOT of choking (By Tony, but to be fair, by a lot of the others as well.) and the whole thing just feels mechanical. If Jasmine weren't so hot, the scene would be a waste. One of the biggest problems is that male performers in this scene forget what has always made Anabolic/Diabolic bangs work. In the past, skilled male performers in these movies have managed to stay out of the spotlight by shutting the fuck up. The breech of that rule is even worse for the heat than the quagging. Because she handles the action easily, Jasmine gives a great performance if you mute the sound. With all the throat sounds and male chatter there is no way that a straight guy who remotely likes women to get anything from this scene with the sound on. I do love the piledriver and the long series of shots she takes in the mouth. I just can't believe that Chico and Jasmine would get together and create a scene that is worthy of a D Girl and a hack director. You're both better than this.

From Spanish to English we get Holly Wellin's hot accent during her interview. She tells us how much she loves cock. (A lot of course) and I'm already dreading the loss of heat when her sexy voice gets replaced by….that's right, totally lame male chatter. This time it's Joel Lawrence managing to fuck things up. Why on earth is he barking out instructions through the whole scene? Is he directing? Is he trying to appeal to those in the audience who want to hear a guy talking during sex? About the only thing Holly does is lie there taking dick in every hole (and her armpit) and occasionally say “Cha-Ching” to the camera. (Funny the first time, but it wears thing quickly. I don't want to be too hard on the male performers because we do hear Chico telling her to “go crazy” when she's in the middle of a particularly stomach-churning round of throat games. I suppose there is some good stuff in here somewhere, but it's just such a dreary feeling overall that it is hard to pick out anything good. The guys finally line up and fill her mouth with semen. I would say that I'm glad to see it end, but I have a really horrible feeling about the finale.

Before we start let's remind everyone that I think that Hillary Scott is very sexy. She's a pretty girl with a ton of potential. She just happens to be a girl who ends up in a lot of scenes that I don't like. That isn't her fault, but somehow people always end up thinking that I'm bagging on her. (Including Hillary herself from time to time.) Given the retched tone of the movie so far I can only imagine how wild she is going to get. Somehow I think the newly coined phrase “quagging” will be re-defined in this scene. From the star the guys slap her new tits, try to ram the back of her throat and are actually drown out by her load throat noises. I love when she makes the gagging noises when guys only have the head in her mouth. That's the funniest thing ever. Let's just ignore the quagging and overly chatty male talent for a bit. Hillary is a very sexy girl with an ass that just begs to be fucked. She does great anal and DP scenes and when she isn't doing the stupid throat thing, she seems to be quite the little cock sucker. I muted the scene halfway through because there is just nothing good to be heard. To add more homo-erotic heat to the action, the guys happily rub their cocks together in her ass. (Sorry guys, but no matter how you spin it, it's still two men rubbing up against each other. How is that not homo sexual contact?) Overall this may be the best scene in the movie, especially if you keep the sound turned off. Hillary takes all of the cum she can find and I can only wonder how fucking hot she would be if we take away the circus acts.

During the BTS, Chico reveals his dislike for fake tits, Hillary lets us know that she would rather take cum than piss and we get to see Jasmine in the make up chair.

This is just not a very good movie. It's a sad waste of talent and a huge let down considering the GBA movies have always been so good. Let me be clear though. When I say bad I mean not remotely strokeable for anyone who doesn't A: Hate women completely or B: Really like guys. The non-stop male chatter is a straight man's bone kill and it just makes the production seem out of control. I like the way action is shot. Chico knows how to make a good fuck flick. That is what makes it so frustrating to sit through this. It's part of a bigger trend in porn away from sex and towards stupid circus tricks. Maybe that is someone's idea of stroke material, but to me it's just Jackass meets American's Worst Autopsy Videos and it's pointless. Look I'm not saying I want to see romance and candles. We all know I hate that shit more than anything. On the other hand I like women. I really, REALLY like them. I like looking at them and I like watching them fuck. I don't like to see sex-less porn where a bunch of Cialis-cowboys take their Readi-wood and shove it into holes of girls they clearly aren't even remotely interested in. I don't want to hear girls fake gagging on cocks that couldn't reach their throat if their jaws opened up like a freaking snake. I don't want to hear guys talking during a scene that is supposed to wacking material. I don't want to hear guys directing the scene as they are choking the girls. (Look fellas, if the ED meds aren't working and you need to choke or hit a girl to get wood, then maybe it's time to give grad school or rocket science a closer look.) I feel like I'm being harsh now, but it is only because I expect more. If this movie were shot by some hack, released by a crappy company and starred D girls, then I would understand the need to get attention through side-show acts and the desire to appeal to an audience of guys who hate girls, love boys or both. But this is Chico Wang who is capable of making very good porn. It's Diabolic and I expect great porn from them. And worst of all it is a movie that stars three very hot women who don't need to be in D-list side shot action to be hot. In the end this is just about one of the most disappointing movies I've seen in a long time and a total waste of great talent all the way around. (And I think I just got myself un-invited to the Anabolic/Diabolic booth for interviews.)

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06