Roger's Rating:

It has been a long while since I've given a Kahn Tusion movie a look. He's an interesting guy who makes movies for a very specific audience. This line isn't quite as harsh and rough as Meatholes, but it isn't a walk through the park either. Basically Kahn, Frank and company cruise around in a limo or a van with a porn chick. They do some mobile sex and then find a porn shop somewhere. Inside they find guys willing to fuck the lucky lady. There is no way for us to tell if these guys are tested and pre-approved or not, but they used condoms for the fucking. I guess if we really knew the whole story it might ruin the fantasy a bit. After all, we are all hoping that some hot chick will walk into a porn shop and drag us off to a hotel room for a little anonymous fucking and sucking.

Tyla Wynn

The action starts with Tyla in the back of a limo with Frank and Kahn. Eventually she starts sucking Frank off. She can handle it easily even as the guys delight in calling her a whore. I wouldn't really call this mean treatment, but it isn't particularly interesting either. It's kind of an odd pro-am feeling scene. Imagine if Ed Powers were really fucking angry at a girl and then had the good scene to let someone else do the fucking. When that finally ends they show up at Mondo Video. They wait for a customer to come in and then get Tyla down on her knees to suck the guy off. He talks for a while and Kahn discusses his tattoos. The build up here is definitely long, but it is interesting on some levels. Sexually it's a big odd. I mean this is just an ordinary guy with a big hairy gut, tons of tattoos and a little dick. Tyla treats him like she would any male porn star and works hard to get him off. He can't cum so they let two other guys come in instead. Using condoms to stay safe, she gets fucked from behind. There is still a lot of chatter from behind the camera and that doesn't exactly sell the fantasy angle. Then again I don't think this movie is supposed to be a fantasy. Tyla ends up sucking one of the guys off, but has more interaction with the camera and crew than with the guys she is fucking. I suppose this is interesting to some people.

Venus

This one starts out Venus blowing Frank in the bathroom. There is some good sexual action here, but Frank and Kahn are more concerned with each other than with the guys watching the movie. I know these aren't supposed to be jerk off movies for anyone other than Kahn, but I wonder how many people end up really frustrated when something potentially hot just gets kind of wasted. At the bookstore Venus has no problem picking up a guy. It takes a while to get out of there because Venus has fans everywhere. Venus is good with her mouth and does a nice blowjob for the guy. The scene still has that “dudes fucking around with a camera” feel so if you don't like it, then skip ahead. Slipping into a condom the guy starts fucking Venus. You have to give him some credit for being able to hold out even when she is on top and doing her best to fuck him like a pro. He shoots all over her face and this time there is no post-pop conversation.

Deja Daire

Deja seems perfectly immune to the silly shit that Kahn is saying. Do we have someone so jaded that nothing gets to her? Or is just painfully aware of how pathetic this game is? She keeps up the “over it all” attitude while she fucks Frank in the back of the limo. They find a guy for her in the book store and get the scene done right in the limo. He sits in the back while she masturbates and pisses all over the place while Kahn and company talk about social security cards for illegal immigrants. Deja sucks him off (Did the guy actually say that this guy has a “good sized” cock? It isn't even a handful.) To his credit the guy gets hard even with all of the stupid conversation going on. He leaves his load in her hand and exits with a big smile on his face. She picks up a second guy and lets this one fuck her. It is very cramped quarters, but gives Deja a chance to work out another load. This one ends up on her face.

Asia

This girl is so fucking cute that I don't even care what silly games everyone is playing. After a longish interview we get to see her do some serious cock sucking in the back of that van. She gives great eye contact and is really vocal when he starts fucking that tight little Asian pussy. They do a really nice job considering how tightly packed they are. We even get some good anal fucking before she eats a load. There are a few guys waiting for her at the store and check out the expressions on their faces. With the crew talking non-stop it is a little odd, but Asia just sucks two dicks like there is nothing else going on in her world. It's really kind of creepy and disaffected, but somehow I can't take my eyes off of her. The first guy to fuck her lasts about three strokes and then busts a nut on her face. That doesn't slow anything down. They just roll her over and keep right on fucking. Most of the pops come from blowjobs, but one dude is seriously into her feet. Asia lies down for a serious cum shower and ends up getting hit on the face, tits and feet with several shots.

This is a really interesting project. I'm not sure that it's great stroke material from start to finish, but it has its moments. Some of the interviews are geared for the humiliation crowd, but beyond that it feels like a pro-am flick. There are elements of the sex that we've seen before in other lines. Shane's World brings us young frat guys fucking porn chicks. This one brings us some scary looking dudes fucking the women in dirty book stores. The guys aren't exactly going to win any charisma contests, but we should hand it to the ladies for pulling things off pretty well. We certainly get our share of blank whore-stares as the girls do their duty. Asia glazes over a few times, but still manages to be hot. This movie certainly isn't for everyone, but it has some good moments and is at least interesting. How often can you say that a stroke flick holds your interest?

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM