18 Inches and Not Legal Description: "Meet Tony...He's a horny guy who got a wonderful gift. Besides being suave and debonair, he's got a fuckin' dick the size of an arm! His prong puts John Holmes to shame. It's a fuckin' 18 inches of pure love meat! This S.O.B's cock is sooo big he fucks a twat backwards! Someone should make it illegal for this guy to have a poker that big. It's just not fair to the rest of us!"