Chica Boom 27 Description: "The Latina Heritage. If you married a person of Latin origin and have a daughter, you should know what to expect. First, she will never wear flat shoes. All her shoes will be open toed with at least two-inch heels, so she walks like a whore. Her skirts will never extend far below her ass cheeks. And her tops will always provide strangers with a great view of her cleavage. It doesn't matter how tight a leash you try to keep on her, she'll find a way to be a slut. It's her heritage! Learn to embrace it. Take pride in the fact that, instead of just making one special guy happy, she'll be making scores of guys happy!"