I love the disclaimer at the start of every Jerome Tanner movie. He promises us a hell of a show if we just give him 90 minutes. He does cute little features that aren't exactly high on anyone's list critically. His movies can't compete with the big features by Wicked, VCA or Digital Playground because of budgets (and advertising dollars). On the other hand, his movies aren't exactly raincoater stuff. Very little freak show sex and he ends up trapped between feature and gonzo work. Still, his movies are solid. They remind me a lot of the early video features, before everything went to hell for features. Most of them are funny, with a dash of costume fetish appeal thrown into the mix. Tanner's movies remind me of Adam Sandler comedies. They aren't great, they aren't always original or pretty, but when everything is said and done, you can't help but feel like you've had a great time.

Evan Stone is frustrated that his finance, Pandora Dreams, won't put out. She is full of urban legends to back up her position. The first involves young Luccia who was in love with her boyfriend, but is forbidden by her father to see him. Late at night, she sneaks out and gives herself to Valentino. He isn't all that impressed by her dedication, but is happy to have her head bobbing up and down in his lap. This girl has an awesome set of tits, so he slides between them for a bit. Val does down on her and I'm sure that is good for her. (Anything that gets his freaky face and head out of her line of sight has to be a good thing.) Val finds his way into her pussy and slams his big cock deep in there until she screams out for more. Luccia is a bit soft in the middle and that is easily seen in certain positions. That doesn't stop her from turning in a high-energy fuck, especially when she is on top. (Besides, it is her bouncing tits that we really notice, not the jiggling tummy.) Val drops his cream onto her face. Her tryst results in a lust for cum that can't be stop and ultimately leads to the death of her boyfriend and her parents. (Don't ask me how; I don't want to spoil it.)

Marie Luv plays an unfortunate cheerleader in the next story. Cheering for a team that is pathetic enough for her to offer to blow them all if they win, she is shocked when they actually do. The light skinned black girl lies on her back as we join the action. One of the players goes down on her before getting the promised blowjob. When she starts sucking we get a nice view of her sweet lips as they work up and down his pale pole. She is very sexy and when she flashes her eyes to the camera, the action is even hotter. He spins her around, spreads her legs and starts fucking her little box. Her body is really nice, especially in reverse cowgirl. If all the guys on the team fucked her this well, she might have collapsed from exhaustion. He leaves his load on her pretty lips, adding the mass of spooge collecting in her belly before she is rushed off to the hospital.

Teagan plays a young girl who has been out of the dating world for a while. Nervous about her blind date, she turns to huge toy for her pretty little butt. While giving us a really hot solo scene, she gets the toy stuck up there and has to go to the hospital. The doctor is only too happy to help her get it out and offers to fuck her hard enough for her to forget the pain that remains. (Such dedication is so rare in modern health care.) She keeps her fingers in her butt as he goes down on her. Our super pretty star repays the doctor by taking his lucky cock into her mouth and sucking for all she is worth. We all know that Teagan is pretty enough to be a contract girl (and in fact now is one) but she is also one of the best gonzo performers on the market. Her blowjobs look great and she arches her back nicely during this one to really show off her ass. He pulls her onto the bed and enjoys her pussy in mish and then doggy. Who can blame him for giving that ass a try? The doc works his dick into the same hole that was stuffed with the huge toy. It's still nice and tight so he can only pump that sweet hole for a few strokes before shooting all over her pussy. All ends well for little Teagan, but you'll never guess who her blind date turns out to be.

Evan has some stories of his own and they involve Shy love sucking off a guy in his office. He gets to join in and I'll leave it up to you guys to watch and see how that all ties in. Though asked to participate, Evan leaves them alone for a while so we can watch the pretty brunette suck some cock. After watching Teagan, she leaves me a bit colder than she should, but by the time he has her legs up over her head for deep strokes in her tight pussy, the action is back on track. She does a really good reverse cowgirl and takes a nice facial at the end of the scene. As it turns out, it is a good thing Evan walked out before fucking her.

All of the sex stories finally work and Pandora strips off her top to show off her big naturals. Evan has a big one of his own and she makes most of it disappear in her mouth. Pandora is a very sexy girl with fantastic tits and a bit of a Stormy thing going for her. When Evan slips into her pussy, she starts screaming like she has been totally filled and is ready to explode. Her high-energy boff continues as she moves on top of Evan and makes her huge tits bounce up and down invitingly. After pounding her pussy raw, Evan drops a big load all over her huge tits and bolts for the door. See, pre-marital sex does lead to sadness and heartbreak. Unless of course you're a guy.

As usual, Jerry T has given us a fun little porn flick that has something for everyone. The sex scenes are pretty good and the cast is hot. Evan Stone and Pandora handle the dialog pretty well as they set up the scenes. The Teagan scene is easily the highlight of the day. Her solo alone is worth the price of a rental, but watching the doctor examine her every hole is a freaking stroke-fest. I have a feeling that this scene is going to show up in Legend comps for years to come. Bit tit lovers are going to really enjoy watching Luccia and Pandora. Both of them have memorable sets of knockers. There isn't a bad scene in the bunch and with one super stand-out there are plenty of reasons to give this one a look.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/6/06