Any time Jules Jordan releases a movie, it is a porn event. Strokers the world over line up for days in front of their local smut shack to be the first on their block to launch a load to the latest JJ masterpiece. It isn't quite “Star Wars” level devotion, but it is getting close. It is only a matter of time until the people on line in front of “Stan's House of Stroke-Flicks” are dressed in leather masks and having sword fights with acrylic dildos. Can't you just see it? The grizzled raincoaters discussing Jordan's early work and reminding the youngsters that none of his new movies can live up to the early New Breed stuff. The young guys will remind the older generation that the new work is more technically sound and that the star power is even greater now. The sad part of this analogy is that while mainstream Hollywood knows better than to just crank out Lucas clones, porn has a line of Jordan clones as long as Mandingo's cock. (If only their collective talent were as large as August's ass.) Now that I have run that one into the ground, let's talk about why we're all anxious to see Ass Worship 6. It stars big-asses August in her first anal scene, features hotties Jayna Oso and Gia Paloma, gives us some interracial femdom with Jada Fire and Vanessa Blue and pushes into ass overload with Katja Kassin. What a way to finish the second trilogy of Jordan's Ass Wars…..I mean Ass Worship.

We start with August and her tight shorts can't contain the growing perfection that is her backside. It jiggles and shakes with every step as she struts through the house and settles outside. The tease continues as August pulls her shorts down and exposes her cheeks. Her ass gets oiled up and licked before she starts working her talented mouth on his cock. I really liked August when she had short hair, but she looks beautiful as can be with her butt high in the air as her pussy gets pounded. They move inside where we get a lot more eye-pleasing ass footage. He slides his finger into her ass as she rides him and then gets her loosened up with toys. It is finally time for August to take it in the bum and her well lubed ass swallows dick perfectly. No matter what position she is in, her body looks great and that booty is always a major part of the eye candy. Watching her do anal one has to wonder what took August so freaking long. There is an awkward cut from her doing A2M to some standing doggy at the foot of the stairs. She kneels and takes a big load all over her face and down her chest.

Jayna Oso is a skinny girl with a pretty smile and a nice ass. Anal sex is one of the things she does best, so we can all expect great things from that sphincter. She shows off those pretty cheeks, but can't wait to get her shitter split by some throbbing poles. Things take a turn for the weird when he has her squirt milk up her ass, spray it out and then lick it up. Even though things stay pretty through all of this, it is a twist toward freak show porn that someone as good as Jordan doesn't have to make. Leave that to the guys who don't have the skills to do anything but shock. With a plug now in her ass, she uses toys help warm her up for Mark Wood and a friend. They lube her ass and work a huge plug between her cheeks. Pretty Jayna looks great with her mouth stretched by a hard cock. They fuck her at both ends, working all three holes at different times. There is still milk dripping out of her ass as she turns around to do some RCA. Her body is wide open for DP and the harder the guys slam the more she loves it. They fuck her face a bit before shooting loads all over the glass table. Jayna licks it up. This is a pretty good scene, but I have a feeling that the best is yet to come.

Jada and Vanessa explore each other and put on quite a show. Both women are lovely, stacked and interact with the camera well. Jada bends Vanessa, oils up her big black ass and gets it ready. They go inside and have a slave tied up and blindfolded. The 'poor' guy is attacked by the women who bite him, slap his cock and tease him mercilessly. Even as they free his cock, they slap it and keep right on torturing him. Jada is gentler while Vanessa smothers him with her pussy and doesn't think he deserves any gratification. The double blowjob is pretty hot and he is more than ready when they offer him some pussy. Jada gets it inside of her first, but Vanessa wants to ride her slave, working her hips and shaking that big ass for the camera. She slams down on him while Jada smothers him with her boots and slaps his chest. Anal comes from Vanessa when she lies on her back and has Jada pulls her legs as far back as they will go. Jada proves that she can be a hot anal slut as well, dropping her ass over his dick and grinding while Vanessa smacks her in the face. After both girls are finished with him, they reward his hard work by letting him shot a big load right into Vanessa's mouth.

Disc two starts with a shot of Katja Kassin's big ass spilling out around tiny pink shorts. She gets naked and shoves a long dildo up her ass as a warm-up. Pairing her with Mandingo, Jordan has set up a clash between one of the biggest asses in porn and one of the biggest cocks on the planet. Wrapping her hands around that huge dick, Katja looks determined to take as much of it as she can. The blowjob is good, but we all want to see her bent over and filled with that throbbing pole. He starts out slowly and builds up to some pretty good strokes in her tight asshole. Katja takes it well and then shoves it back into her mouth. When Katja gets on top, she has a lot of ass to drop around that tool. She takes it really deep and then gets back on her knees to let him drain that monster cock right onto her tongue.

The final scene features Gia Paloma in a Catgirl mask and matching black outfit. She shows off her awesome body for a long time, eventually shoving a butt plug/tail between her cheeks. Facing three guys, she gets started right away. They happily let her use her mouth, but also fuck that tight ass with some toys as she shows us just how bad she can be. They surround her and give her ass a workout. Gia has a fantastic body and it is hard to find a woman with better energy than she shows as she gets drilled in two holes at once. She rolls into pildriver where DP comes easily for our hooded whore. Her ass looks really good even as she is squished between two guys who pound her body. They surround her one more time and rain cum down on her face, mask and gloves. Gia takes every drop and licks her gloves. OK, so she's not as perfect as Halle Berry, but we don't get to see Halle take a DP or a group facial so I'd say Gia gets some big points for this hot scene.

At three and a half hours this movie does feel a little long from now and then. There is such a thing as too much great footage and this movie could use a little trimming here and there. That doesn't mean that this isn't a great movie. It really is. August's anal de-flowering is worth the wait and she makes up the first half of a big-butt lover's dream double header. Katja finishes that duo by taking on Mandingo in a super-sized interracial anal reaming. Gia makes a very sexy Catwoman and proves once again that she is an all-star slut. Jayna Oso has looking really thin these days, but in this scene she looks really good and gives up her ass like always. Even when the tease runs long it is fantastic. No matter how many people try to imitate him, Jordan still stands alone at the top of the mountain in this regard. The sex scenes are fantastic without a dud in the bunch. Jada and Vanessa come up with something totally new and give us a very hot scene with fantastic anal action, some fem dom action and something that can only be described as “white boy Heaven.” Even with a slight detour down freak show alley can't slow things down for too long. From start to finish (and it's a long journey) this is a great stroke flick that is guaranteed to relieve you a few teaspoons of bodily fluids.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/6/06