It seems that black on Asian lines are all the rage. Everyone has one and Candy Shop brings us this one. The girls aren't brand new, but they aren't the same Asian babes that we see in every other flick either. Instead they are a good mix of experience and freshness. Behind the camera is Juan Cuba. Porn fans have seen him work for years as a consummate mope. Now that he is directing, Cuba has given us some pretty good efforts so far. He usually sticks to the girls, but lately I have noticed that he's piping up from behind the camera. This is a trend across the board in porn and it's a bad one. I don't know who started it, but the breathless panting and Powers-like fawning are immensely distracting. I'd like to say that I hope Juan doesn't fall into this trap, but it only takes a few seconds into this movie to see that we're going to have a serious problem from the start.

Max & Jean-Claude Batiste

Max looks really good during her tease, but then she seems really bored during Juan's fawning interview. He has the breathy pervert thing going and it's really annoying. (Do we really need more guys who sound like Pat Myne behind the camera?) Max seems very impressed by Jean, but it's hard to tell if maybe she just wants anything to distract her from Juan. (If he says “you're sexy” one more time I might throw a shoe through the fucking TV.) Max likes his abs, but needs to get to work on his long cock. While she is struggling to get it down, there goes Juan again. (Lucky for me I have bad aim or that shoe would have taken out the big screen.) They move inside where the lighting is more even and Max can really concentrate on taking it deep. Jean picks her up and fucks her face to face. That really seems to light her up. Once Juan shuts up, the scene starts to flow and we can enjoy watching this pretty girl get skewered. It took a while to get this scene going, but once it's at full steam, it really works. He works her in reverse cowgirl and slips his dick back an inch or so to slide it up her ass. Max is very sexy, but the scene doesn't pass the thirty minute test. It just doesn't have the kind of intensity that a scene this long requires. They go through some hot doggy and cowgirl, but the whole scene needs to be tightened up so we aren't wondering when this one is going to end. Between Juan's intrusive presence early and just a little too much of every position, this scene ends up being quite forgettable. Too bad, because Max is hot and I found myself loving it from time to time. Jean ends up dribbling his load all over her stomach and ten minutes earlier it would have completed a great scene.

Ashley Marie & LT

I love the tease footage because Ashley is pretty and because the music doesn't allow for any interference from behind the camera. Once the music stops, Juan is back with his breathy adoration. I've seen plenty of Juan's movies in the past and he isn't always like this. It's time to stop. Ashley is pretty enough to make us wait through this, but it seriously needs to change. She said she wanted some black dick and Ashley is ready to choke back a big hard one. Ashley has a big ole ass and it takes up the screen during cowgirl. She has a good time fucking LT and that makes the scene cool to watch. He pulls out and starts fucking her pretty face. This would be so much better without the commentary from behind the camera. I wouldn't say that reverse cowgirl is the most figure-flattering position for Ashley, but her energy makes this fun to watch. This scene suffers from the same issue that we saw in the first. It just needs to be trimmed. It isn't as bad as the first and it ends with a huge load of hot cum fired right on her waiting tongue. Ashley is fun to watch.

Lyla Lei & Jean-Claude

We certainly know what Lyla can do. She's a hot performer who loves cock. I won't criticize the scene for the same old problems. Just know that Juan is still doing stuff he doesn't need to do, killing any interest we might have in the pre-scene action. To make matters worse, Lyla puts the dick in her mouth and starts gagging like a seal. When she isn't doing that, the action looks great. She strokes that big cock close to her beautiful lips and has a look in her eyes that just begs us all to launch loads. This pint sized prick pleaser squats over his dick and bounces like she's trying to re-arrange her internal organs. He gets behind her and lube up that asshole. They go from anal back to vag with some intense mish. I don't know how she takes it all, but give her credit. When he busts his nut on her face, Lyla won't stop eating jizz until she has licked up the last few drops from the floor.

Kiwi Ling & Tee Reel

Tee has a hot Asian girl at his place so he calls Juan over to check it out. That keeps us from having to listen to him for a while. Kiwi is a very sexy girl with great lips. She works them up and down Tee's cock like she can't wait to taste what he's got inside. The blowjob is good here in spite of too much chatter from Tee. (Why can't guys just shut up and let the girls carry the action?) Kiwi is plenty loud when she gets that cock into her. She rides hard and sounds like she is loving every inch. This is one of the strongest scenes sexually. Kiwi uses her whole body and puts on a great show. I love the standing doggy. She sticks her tits out and gets slammed hard from behind. Tee fucks her flat on the couch for a while, finally letting her ass lift off the couch into full-fledged doggy. Other than some needed tightening, this is a great scene that closes when he leaves a big load on her pretty face Kiwi is the sweetest babe in the bunch.

Soolin Kelter & Jean-Claude

Skipping the conversation altogether would be a good idea at this point. Soolin crawls towards a black dildo and instead of hot solo we have to sit through more dreary footage with Juan piping up from behind the camera. Blah. Jean holds the toy next to his cock and lets her suck both. This scene stuffers from wood-killing male chatter from the jump. As much as I like watching this girl suck dick, I just want to throw ball gags at Jean an Juan. She sucks cock well, but check out the close up shot. Looks like Soolin forgot to shave her pits for a few days. Jean sticks her with his dick and she responds well. I love the doggy here. This chick knows how to get to work on camera. I would probably like this scene a lot better if the whole movie wasn't already too long. Someone needs to take porn shooters back into the editing bay and break the addiction to longer running times. By the time they are done, she looks like she has worked up a sweat and I need to get up and stretch.

Let's talk about the good stuff first. The girls are cute and all seem hungry for some black meat. Max is a very shot girl and so is Kiwi. Anyone who likes hot Asian babes as much as I do will love stroking to these two. Marie has a gorgeous face and a big ass that will thrill a lot of folks. For the most part the guys handle their job well. I've already discussed the two biggest problems in this movie. They are pretty simple really. First off, the running time is a problem. Every single scene should be edited down and tightened up. There is good stuff here, but people are too in love with running time. Sometimes the tighter version is just a whole lot better. This movie isn't the worse I have seen in this regard, but it still needs to be trimmed to strengthen the overall heat. The other problem is that Juan's act behind the camera just doesn't work. It doesn't work when other directors do it and it doesn't work here. It ends up sounding like he is desperate to let us know that he's back there. Let the work speak for you and just get out of the way. Directors talking this way just distract us from what we should be paying attention to. So that's it. This is a good genre movie that would be a great one with a little tweaking. Cut about a half hour of the weaker action and find a way to muzzle the man behind the camera and his movie would be at least a grade and a half higher.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 2/26/07