Bryan Xin's third project for Pulse Pictures takes the focus off of specific body parts. He's moved on to his first ethnic project with PervAsian. Three guesses what this movie is about. (And if it takes you all three to get it right then please put the rag and the paint can down for a while.) Without boobs or butts to focus on, Bryan has turned his attention to Asian women and added some pervy things to keep it interesting. People who have seen some of the Japanese and Korean porn on the market will appreciate these little touches. As someone who just loves Asian women I'm pretty happy with the cast. We've got Kaiya Lynn, Veronica Lynn and Keeani Lei among others. If the action looks as good as the cast then we're in for a great looking movie. If Xin can get top notch performances out of them then we are in for something even better.

Kaiya Lynn is up first. She is sleeping peacefully with her teddy bear when the camera moves down to her feet. Someone peels back the sheets and exposes her body slowly. There sis a pervy feeling to the whole thing that reminds me of some of the Japanese porn I've seen. The unseen voyeur traces the bear along her skin and sticks it into her panties while he gives her an extreme camel toe weggie. Sascha is the lucky guy who gets to spend time with Kaiya when she's awake. She's in a hot little mini skirt and tank top. It would be nice to see her in that outfit a little more, but she is hungry and Sascha has enough to make her very happy. She gives a good blowjob. We could use some more eye contact, but the overall heat is very good. Once she gets on top of his cock, Kaiya shows off her tight little body as her pussy swallows up every inch of meat. This girl loves to fuck and it shows. The best action of the scene comes when she is in cowgirl. Kaiya works her hips up and down, shows off her ass and gets that tight little pussy stretched out nicely. Her energy level continues to rise as he nails her from behind and then pulls her little body back on top of his for some very loud cowgirl. They finish up with some vag piledriver and a great facial for this pretty babe. Kaiya licks her fingers and plays with his load for a while, giving us fantastic post-pop footage.

Veronica Lynn is another girl I really like. She's got a cute little tank top with a special message. (“NO you love ME long time”) Veronica teases a bit, letting us get a good look at her stiff nipples as they poke through. She gets her hands on a little red dildo and works it slowly into her tight little pussy. In comes the guy and we watch as Veronica drops to her knees. She holds out her tongue while he smacks his hard meat against it. The camera is a bit low too low to capture the action at first. Eventually it moves up and we get some good eye contact as she does her best to orally worship that fat meat. He pulls her up for some standing 69, but she is ready to feel that thing inside of her pussy. Veronica bends over the table, puts one leg up and lets him work his way into her. He pumps her gently at first, lets her suck it again and then comes back for some really hard standing doggy. They move to the bed where she removes her skirt and tucks her knees up to her chest. Now he can take long strokes and bangs her as hard as he can. The best looking footage comes when she gets into RC and pushes her tight pussy up and down his big pole. Pulling out, he shoots a big load on her tongue. Veronica looks great in this scene and she shows some of the best energy I've seen from her so far.

Keeani Lei is a sexy little doll who stands perfectly still while having her panties pulled up between her lips for some extreme camel toe shots. She looks adorable and the tease is very hot here. Two guys come in and the action takes a serious nosedive. She drools all over the place which is fine, but she also gags and quacks instead of sucking. This has become such a horrible disease ruining porn that I'm going to break out a new term for the gloss. From now it will be called “quagging” and it will always cost a movie points in both the overall rating and the sex rating. It continues through the entire blowjob and bleeds over into the fucking as one guy takes her slit and the other keeps her mouth full. She finally stops when the guys DP her, but it is a painfully short reprieve. The DP action is very hot and it makes the quagging all the more painful to sit through. Keeani is so cute and the anal sex is so good here. What a waste. (Hey if I don't like it in a Chico Wang movie, I'm not going to like it any more in a Bryan Xin flick.) Mute is a good option for this scene because there is some very hot anal sex from this tiny little prick cushion. Dammit, they even gag her with their hands during the DP. Sorry, this one is just the most disappointing scene of the movie by a long shot. Even the facials can't save it.

Next up is Taya Cruz. She is another cutie who teases in a colorful bra and panty set. Once again the hands from behind the camera give her nipples a pinch and her pussy a little attention. I love this for a few reasons, not the least of which is the fact that Xin isn't babbling on about how this is a “love story” as he pinches her labes. When the tease is done, she makes her way over to Mark Ashley. His cock is huge in her hands, but she put both of them around his shaft and works the head with her mouth. It isn't the best blowjob ever, but she is awfully cute down there and does what she can. Mark gives her ass a little check and then rolls her into mish. His cock stretches her little slit, but she takes it nice and deep. We get some great ass shots when she starts riding. That tight little hole can barely take it all, but in reverse cowgirl she manages to squat fuck and pump her hips like she really wants every last inch. Mark finishes her off with some hard fucking and unloads all over her little chest.

Disc two starts out with Nyomi Zen showing off in a short skirt and tight top. She opens up her legs after some gentle probing and gives us a very nice solo warm up. It is rather annoying that she has a message on her T shirt that we really can't read. (The camera angles are too low and her hair covers half of what it says.) When she is done playing with herself, Nyomi rushes in to get a taste of James Deen's cock. She stays in her outfit as she blows him and that's a very good thing. He pushes his dick in a little, but mostly he just stays out of the way and lets this pretty little thing do her magic. He bends her over and we get a good look at that super looking butt. Nyomi has a really nicely shaped little ass and as he nails her from behind, she slips in a little dirty talk. He rolls her over into spoon and fucks even harder as the camera moves in to show that pretty little pussy. She seems to like the hard fucking and gets a good shot on the face at the conclusion of their scene. Nyomi isn't done though. She gets dressed again (We can finally read her shirt) and walks into another room where Brian Surewod is waiting. She gives him a very wet blowjob with just her shirt still on. That makes is very easy for her to hop right up onto his cock and start riding. We get some great shots of that fine ass, but as before, the harder action comes with little Nyomi on her back. I love the way she talks dirty as he nails her from behind. (And we get to stare at that beautiful butt some more.) When Brian finishes her off with a facial she dresses again and repeats things with Christian. This time she even leaves her top on as she fucks him. After fucking a third guy in a row, Nyomi looks like she could just keep right on going.

There is a bonus scene with Kaiya Lynn that is probably better than a few of the scenes in the movie. Van Damage and Arnold give her plenty of cock to suck on and as before, this sexy girl knows what to do with them. She blows them both in jeans and her bra, gagging a little, but mostly sucking dick like she loves it. Eventually she strips down a little, but only lets them have her mouth. For a twenty three minute blowjob scene to hold our interest it has to be very good. This one is. Thanks to Kaiya and the well shot action, there isn't a dull moment to be found. The guys finish her off with a big facial and we don't cut away as soon as they are done so we are allowed to enjoy her pretty face all covered in cream.

We also get to watch a partial scene between Lucy Lee and Kurt Lockwood. They work through twenty plus minutes of a decent scene and then it cuts away. Will we ever see what happened next? I doubt it, but you can imagine how it bad it must have been for them not to have finished.

There is a PervAsian BTS that features Xin getting his first chance to feel a fake boob. (Kaiya's, which are awesome I might add.) It also features her peeing in the corner, the usual behind the scenes fun and another interview between Bryan and myself. After some harsh criticism the first time we did this, I think that we do a much better job this time. OK, I still suck, but Bryan seems more at home. (He is at home you dick.)

I'm a little bit torn as I look back on this movie. Of the five scenes, I loved three of them. I also loved the tease on all five scenes. Bryan brings a sense of voyeurism that is both playful and pervy at the same time. The post-pop action is also a great touch. Too many movies cut away as soon as the cum stops spraying and that kills the heat on some great facials. The action is all well shot (with a few low angle blowjobs that I didn't dig) and really nicely paced. Before we recap the best scenes, let's see what dragged this one down slightly. Taya is a cute girl with a ton of potential. She does a good scene, but looks a bit overmatched at times. The biggest problem here is the Keeani scene. I dig this girl. She's super cute and shows more energy in this scene that I've ever seen from her. The problem I have with the scene is the same one that I have with so many scenes these days. All of that gagging and quacking is just a huge turn off. It doesn't matter if it's Jules Jordan, Chico Wang or Bryan Xin, quagging kills a scene. In fact I am now on a crusade to get people to eliminate quagging from porn. Even with the one disappointing scene this is a really well done movie. The girls are cute, the guys deliver and as mentioned, the pre and post sex action is absolutely top notch. It's a very solid stroke movie that features some elements that other directors should do their best to adopt. The really great tease without the behind the camera babble is a wonderful breath of fresh air. I also loved the fact that he wasn't in any hurry to cut away after the pop. Let's trade these two great elements for the quagging epidemic.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06