Roger's Rating:

With the “Desperate Housewives” craze still in full effect, porn companies are stamping their names on similar titles. This is the first time we've seen anyone add a little color to the mix though. Diana DeVoe has put together a very good looking cast of black women to fill up this fictitious suburban neighborhood. They may not be a catty, superficial and vile (Or nearly as anorexic) as the TV tramps they are sending up, but I am sure they will be much better when it comes time to deliver sexually. Super star Midori anchors a cast that includes some fine looking young black starlets. Candace Von has been very impressive and Sydnee Capri is one of my favorite girls right now. She's very hot and I'm looking forward to seeing what she can do with a few lines of dialog.

The movie gets off to an amazingly slow start. We set up bout eight different story lines, none of which are all that interesting. I'm all for story driven porn, but trying to introduce so many characters at once and giving some of these women this much dialog is just a bad idea. They all come together at a Yoga class, but we're over fifteen minutes before any sex happens. Lady Armani and Candace Von finally kick things off by sticking around after class and sharing the new instructor. They pull his dick out and pass it back and forth. Candace is best known for those big tits, but she is a damn fine cock sucker as well. She does a really nice job of taming his long snake with her hungry lips. Armani pushes her away to take a hide on his cock. She isn't bad, but when Candace has her chance to fuck, she blows her partner away. Armani watches the great action and feeds off of the energy, attacking that cock whenever Candace gives her a chance. He finishes off all over Candace's buns and Armani laps the cream up like a good little kitty.

Back at Midori's house, her fully grown son is getting to know one of the local girls, Karma Storm. She's been away at college and apparently they are teaching classes in how to suck cock at that university. He isn't a super big guy, but she makes that dick vanish and uses her hands pretty well. Best of all, she keeps right on going until he loses his load right onto her lower lip. Midori pops in and isn't too happy to find her son with this chick in her bed.

There is a card game set up, but it's just an excuse for Charlie Morgan and Sydnee Capri to get their hands on Angel Eyes. The girls get naked very quickly and take turns licking each other. Charlie and Angel are pretty thick and I'm quite a Sydnee fan already so my attention tends to be on this sexy young thing. There isn't much going on here though and the scene feels much weaker than the rest of the movie.

Melodee Bliss is perhaps the prettiest woman in the neighborhood and she pays a visit to one of her friend's husband. She barges in and peels off his clothes. This guy has a solid body and a pretty big cock so she isn't quite sure where to start. When in doubt, pop it in your mouth girl. Melodee drops to her knees and works on that throbbing slab of hard beef. This girl has a very pretty face and gives a nice wet blowjob to boot. She needs every little bit of spit that she applies to his prick because they start fucking at full speed from stroke one. There is some great footage as she gets nailed from behind. Rolling over the couch, Mel shows some nice flexibility and those hot fuck-me pumps she still has on are a lovely touch. This scene has the best energy so far and he shoots a nice load right on her tongue. Damn this is a great neighborhood to live in.

We finally get to see Midori in action. She walks through the door and is on her knees before she can say hello. I'm not even sure who these two are supposed to be and I don't care. She's still a top notch oral artist who makes his cock vanish with ease. The scene might be more impressive if we hadn't just seen a really great one, but it is still good enough to get you right back up even if you busted a nut to the last babe. They settle in on the stairs and she arches her back to show off that sweet ass. She takes him to the couch where she holds her cheeks open during a hard doggy. He finally gets the hint and moves his fat dick right into her little asshole. It's a very short anal, but it's really good and is followed by a shot right on her face. Midori still knows how to bring the serious heat to a scene and probably could teach most of the other girls a thing or two.

I really think that they tried to do too much at the beginning of this movie. All of the dialog and character introduction doesn't really go anywhere. In the end all of the scenes get bunched together anyway and the pace just feels off. Throwing that part aside, there are a few pretty good sex scenes to enjoy. Midori is great as always, though the anal action is just getting good when it ends. Sydnee is hot as usual, though she is wasted in a mediocre veggie scene. I liked Candace an awful lot and Melodee is a wonderful surprise. Though this isn't a great feature, it is nice to see an all-black production that is shot well and features women who aren't hookers. (They are sluts, but not whores.) Perhaps with a little tweaking, this could be a good feature and maybe even a nice series from Video Team.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM