Jim Holliday has seems to live on huge casts and massive lesbian scenes. I can't say I have any interest at all in the latter, however, he usually manages to snag a few of my faves in his big casts. Using big group photos of partially clad porn stars and catchy titles, usually including words like “Sorority”, “Cheerleader” or “Stewardess”, to draw people in. The first thing you notice is just how crisp the picture is. I love it when a DVD company takes the time (And spends the money) to make a DVD look this good. Hey, if the technology is available, why not take advantage of it?

Before the credits even roll, Peter North drags Patricia Kennedy into a room. It seems he pulled some strings to get Pat into a class at the Stewardess Academy. She pays him back the best way she knows how, by sucking his big cock. Patricia's been around for a while, but she still knows how to suck a cock. This movie must be a few years old, because Peter slides uncovered cock into Ms. K's pussy. He moves quickly to anal, and Pat doesn't seem thrilled by the insertion of his fat cock (Now latex sheathed.) Once he gets going, Peter stuffs her with long strokes that might split a lesser slut in two. Peter uncorks one of his famous blasts across her face, but Holliday uses slow motion, fucking things up pretty nicely.

The women at the Burton Allen Institute have but on goal, to be the best flight attendants, cheerleaders, nurses, strippers or hookers they can be. If they can have a little fun along the way, all the better. Resident doc Joey Silvera delivers some bad news to Rachel Love. She has a raving case of cooties that will kill her some time in the next six decades or so. Let's not waste too much time trying to figure out the dialog here. So long as we see this blonde free her beachball sized boobs and drop to her knees, all will be well in smut land. Rachel is a bit round here, but very loving with a juicy pussy. After Joey finds his way between her big butt cheeks to suck on her clit, Rachel sucks him off for about three seconds. Hey, a face this fresh deserves a bit more screen time. Joey rolls Rachel onto her back and starts fucking the soft around the middle, busty blonde. She rubs her chubby pussy while he seems more concerned with her puckered posterior. He never gets to her ass though, unloading instead all over her face.

Joey and Peter share some dialog that quite frankly makes about as much sense as the second season of “Millennium” so we're better off skipping forward to the next sex scene. Well sort of a sex scene. Joey has the whole class of stewardi in training get naked so he can just walk among them. You know, I like a good plot in my porn, but when it becomes so painful to follow or to watch the performers stagger though totally stupid dialog, it makes me long for some good old wall to wall vids.

The next interesting thing we see is dangerously cute Tammi Ann fingering her little pussy as hard as she can. This kind of sweet solo action is worth sitting through the droll dialog for. With her pussy warmed up, Tammi breaks out the dildo and starts fucking herself with it. Showing how skilled she is, the pint sized blonde actually works a toy into her pussy and ass at the same time. Now, why would anyone fuck up a perfectly good solo scene by introducing a sexual buzzkill like Felicia into the mix? OK, all the women say she does the best lesbian scenes in the biz, and good for her. At least the g/g sex won't be faked, but it won't be exciting either. At least not when she is at the center of the shot. Then, to make matters worse, two more blondes come in, stealing more time from Tammi Ann. This scene was a hundred times sexier when it was just a solo. Felicia may be widely regarded as the best lesbian fuck in the biz, but once she comes in, the only thing that's worth watching is Caressa Savage. Watching her take a super huge dildo into her pussy is a rather fresh moment in an otherwise forgettable four girl fuck.

Skip ahead to the next scene which has trailer park queen Micky Lynn (and I mean that in a very positive manner by the way) pairing up with TT Boy. Dr. Boy strips Micky and starts giving her a full exam. Finding her ass quite capable of taking cock, he puts her on her knees to check her tonsils with his turgid throat thermometer. Micky's mouth is magic and she does her best to make that big member disappear. She takes his dick into her pussy with a genuine joy that shows on camera. In return, TT fucks her with everything he's got, moving the petite pornslut into a number of pussy probing positions. It's her ass he really wants though and Micky can take the hard thrusts there as well. A nicely taken facial caps off the high energy scene with TT dropping cum on her chin, lips and even her freaking ear. It's funny, in a cast of big names, she outshines most of them with her sexual enthusiasm.

Candy Connor has the next sex scene and if it is possible for a woman to have even less sex appeal than Felicia, here she is. At least Felicia is OK to look at Candy's just visually unappealing, even when she does a credible job of sucking Peter's big cock. The good news is, this isn't another lesbian scene. It's a b/g pairing with anal and a facial. The bad news is, it's got Candy and that makes it about as sexually appealing as a lukewarm bowl of yak snot.

The plot of this movie is literally non-existent and the dialog too stupid to even be accidentally funny. That aside, the sex isn't even all that good. It starts off decent enough, with Patricia Kennedy giving a nice blowjob, however it goes downhill fast when she grimaces through the anal. Tammi Ann is wasted in a girls only scene. Micky Lynn provides the only really memorable scene in the whole movie. A really nice picture and an eye candy cast is just not enough to make this one worth the time it takes to watch.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06