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Buffy's First Encounter DVD
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Buffy's First Encounter Movie
Buffy's First Encounter Description:
TRADE-IN
Adult Video News Rating -- AAA
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Starring: Krysti Myst, Rachel Love, Selena, Patricia Kennedy, Sahara (Sands), Steve Hatcher, Alex Sanders, Jay Ashley.
You can tell this is, if not her very first, at least one of Kristi Myst's early performances, mainly because she just can not read the script or deliver the lines she's supposed to either read or memorize naturaly. In other words, somebody must have fetched this girl from some photoshoot --or strip club-- in too big a haste, because her performance is just pitiful.
The rest of the cast is a little bit better at reading lines and the like. Of course what actually matters is how well they have sex, but that usually isn't a problem.
Seemed more like a rippoff of Beverly Hills 90210 rich-kid kind of thing. You know: the "valley girl" kind of thing. Too bad the performances were done by people who, it seems, have never had enough money to actually behave like this--or who have not been in a highschool long enough to get the idea. Either way the poor acting just makes the whole attempt a dissaster.
Also at play is the old school and coed kind of thing. Too bad here it is also a dissaster. Very few porno features aside from Debbie Does Dallas have actually achieved the feeling of "sex in school" (there's an old film with Seka that actually makes a good approach to this genre. I forgot the name. ) Anyway, you wil have to fast forward througha a lot of crapand stick to the sex.
Not very hot. There a couple of attempts at doing a facial but one of them is so pitiful that it really should not be counted as such. The other one is more of an oral, followed by spitting, and that isn't thatimpressive either.
Not much. Maybe the fact that at least they tried to have some facials in the flick, but that's not enough.
The poor performances. Really. This is one of those times when even amateurs could have done a better job. Seriously: I have seen much more enthusiasm and naturality in some amateur videos than in crap like this one.
A low Nice try, though. Get better people to perform next time.
Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Buffy's First Encounter DVD
Custodian Of Records Buffy's First Encounter DVD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Buffy's First Encounter DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Buffy's First Encounter DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Buffy's First Encounter DVD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Buffy's First Encounter DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Buffy's First Encounter DVD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Robert Brickman, Custodian of Records, Cinderella, 8021 Remmet Ave., Canoga Park, CA 91304. Cinderella hereby certifies that Buffy's First Encounter DVD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Buffy's First Encounter DVD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Buffy's First Encounter DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Buffy's First Encounter DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Buffy's First Encounter DVD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Buffy's First Encounter DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Buffy's First Encounter DVD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Robert Brickman, Custodian of Records, Cinderella, 8021 Remmet Ave., Canoga Park, CA 91304. Cinderella hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Buffy's First Encounter DVD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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