Pork Belly's Rating:

Starring: Kaylan Nicole, Kylie Ireland, Brittany O'Connell, Tom Chapman, Johnathan Morgan and Marc "The Crooked Dick of Death" Wallice. The sexual heat in this movie was near frigid temperatures. Definitely worth skipping. Marc "I didn't know AIDS was contagious" Wallice plays a drifter hired out as a handyman. Kaylan Nicole plays an unhappy wife who wants her no-account husband bumped off.

Decent.

High enough for your average voyeuristic nympho, too unappealing for anyone else. Scene one - Tame lezzie sex in an outdoor jacuzzi performed by Kaylan and Melissa. Kaylan needs to show more enthusiasm. Scene two - an average three-way with Kylie, Brittany and the ever smug Jonathan Morgan. Scene three - a bored Kaylan and a disgusting Marc "Everyone should suffer along with me" Wallice have a brief doggie session. (If only Marc confined his career to fucking canines. ) Scene four - Average - looking Melissa is back for some standing doggie and mish with Tom. Scene five - Brittany and Tom have a quick doggie to mish with no visible insertion or cumshots. This was like a boring soft-core scene from one of Shannon Tweed's later flick's.

Kylie Ireland. And I liked Kaylan killing her husband at the end, played by the ever-annoying Jon Morgan.

The sex wasn't stimulating, the main actress came off as a cold fish and Marc Wallice should take a page out of Traci Lord's book and have everyone of his scenes deleted.

I give this one a 4, due to a decent script, directing and the hot-looking babes.

Posted By Pork Belly, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM