Roger's Rating:

I have long said that I consider John Leslie to be one of the two best directors in the history of porn. His long career has proven that he can make movies in virtually any genre and have them be successful, erotic and thoroughly stokeable. He's done some great blowjob scenes and even has a whole line of Voyeur movies that feature good oral sex. This one stars some very hot women devouring ball batter. I have a feeling that a director as talented as Leslie will be able to take a genre that is pretty simple at heart, and add another notch to his already impressive porn belt.

Tory Lane is pissed off at her man and just wants to get even. She is in the right place at the right time and enters a room where three guys are waiting to feed her their hard cocks. She leaves her jeans on at first, giving us a great shot of her ass as she strokes them to full mast. I like the way the scene starts with her fully clothed, but she pulls her jeans down to give us a shot of her ass. Once the sucking begins Tory is all business, sucking and stroking all three guys at once. They maul her exposed tits and manhandle her pretty good. In return she spits, gags on cock and generally does everything she can keep things messy. This really isn't the kind of blowjob action I enjoy, but it is well shot and Tory seems more than able to handle it. There are some nice shots of her big tits and some decent blowjob footage as well, but overall it just isn't my kind of scene even with some great facials and swallowing at the end.

Lauren Phoenix is so hot that she has a cute girl in her closet. Harmony gets dragged out on special occasions so that Lauren can enjoy her. She makes the pretty blonde go topless and make out with her. With the two women on the stairs we get some great tease footage. Harmony has her panties down around her thighs and is quite impressive in this position. Guys show up and now the girls both have work to do. Unfortunately that work includes gag/quacking in fucking stereo. I hate that sound when one girl does it, so you can imagine the way it sounds to me with both of them going. As much as I love both of these women, I just hate this kind of shit. Lauren is too good a cock sucker to waste in this kind of scene. Harmony and Lauren know how to suck and if you happen to enjoy the gagging angle then you will really going to love the way this scene unfolds. The popshots are great as both girls swallow every drop of cream they can find.

Vanessa Lane can't get any work done with all of the noise in her office. She complains, but the guys shut her up with hard cocks. I liked the tease here as we get to look up Vanessa's short skirt. The pretty office girl has a very active mouth and gives aggressive head to three guys. Some more eye contact would be nice, but it is hard to argue with this kind of action. She may not be getting any work done down on the floor, but the office morale is certainly going to climb. The guys do a bit too much head jerking and shoving as they try to gag her, but there is still some heat here. Vanessa holds her mouth wide open and lets the guys shoot their loads onto her face. They don't stop until she looks like a glazed donut. Take that, quit your complaining and get back to work.

Gia Jordan is a bit of a tough girl and shows it by smoking and playing with a bottle of something. A girl like her needs cock when she needs it and if that's in an alley then by goodness, she is going to be face-fucked right there in the open. They feed her dick outside for a while, but drag her inside for the main event. We have seen Gia do hard oral scenes before, so it shouldn't come as a shock to anyone when she starts doing to whole gag thing. That isn't anything resembling a turn on, but she handles it just fine. They put her to the test, but she does just fine taking cock deep into her throat. The guys are quite pleased with the action, but this is the kind of scene I would expect from someone other than Leslie. It just isn't all that interesting and it has a lot less sex appeal that it should. The dirty little cock sucker downs every drop of cum in the room and looks damn happy to do it.

Courtney Cummz and Mary Anne spank each other as foreplay. They are both cute girls so wet get double the fun and double the pleasure as they work opposite ends of a double-headed dildo. In come the guys and it's here we go again time. There is more moaning and less gagging this time so it's automatically a better scene than the last few. The girls do spit quite a bit, but it's still an improvement. I really like both of these girls, but have seen them do better scenes in the past. The facials are nice, but I just haven't seen anything that really live up to the potential.

Trina Michaels looks fantastic in her little bikini. The tease footage here is as strokeable as any of the blowjob scenes we have been given so far. Eventually the group of guys working on her house stop what they are doing and surround the busty babe. She gets down in the center and starts sucking dick. During the early part of this scene, there is no spitting, no choking and no gagging. In short, it's a great oral scene. Trina really does a good job, looks great and if the whole movie were shot like this I would fucking love it. Eventually that changes though and she starts gagging. That pretty much brings to an end the strokeable portion of this DVD. I don't care who shoots the scene, if it ends up like this then it's just not hot. Well shot with a very pretty girl yes, but hot. Nope. Instead of finishing with a bag we get another tedious group blow bang with a bunch of guys shoving Readi-Wood into her cheeks so she can gag on it and give us a soundtrack only a rapist can love. Other than some good tit fucking and another round of nice popshots, this scene has little more to offer than the other scenes.

I don't remember the last time I didn't enjoy a John Leslie movie. The girls are pretty, the lighting is great, the camerawork is excellent, but the sex is joyless and rather lame. Other than really good facials and swallowing there just isn't much here to stroke to unless you're a misogynist with a very strong stomach. (Warning, sympathetic pukers will probably still their chow before the second scene is over.) I know that this sort of thing is popular in some circles, but I still believe that sex scenes can be hot without fake gagging, choking and quacking. Some people need to use those things to get their movies notices. John Leslie just isn't one of them. The best thing about this movie is the title. Gobble is perfect, because it's a turkey, a well dressed turkey, but a turkey nonetheless.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM