Vagablonde DVD
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The latest Janine film I was telling you about. Well, that was a free rental so I said what the heck. Janine is accompanied by Leslie Glass, Asia Carrera and April among other girls. I skimmed through this in FF since I was in a hurry, so I don't know shit about the weak (I bet) plot. You are warned, this is a Bud Lee lameness. Janine is extremely annoying. I am pretty much reconciled to the fact that she won't do men. Fine; I can certainly live with it plus I'm getting a bit sick of her (that may sound as sour grapes, but honestly I'd take Abigail Clayton any day -- even now at 40something). But in this film she tries to tease the viewer into expecting her to at last do it. Tom Byron thinks he's done it only to receive an ice dildo up his ass (that supposedly breaks off as well. Ha ha. How lame). In the final scene, John Dough fondles and squeezes (and kisses) a lot of Janine who even unbuttons (but not unzips) his pants. No, she does not come near a D**k. The scene actually ends abruptly. I would not blame any Janine fan at feeling totally ripped off and screwed around with.
She does Leslie Glass and Asia Carrera twice, but both scenes are unfortunately very un-hot; I lay the blame on the Lame One's doorstep. There is also the standard girl-girl on the strip-club pole (this has been in what? 6 Vivid films? WE GET THE MESSAGE, GET ON WITH IT) between two other girls. Big deal. Asia does Tom Byron (prior to the ice dildo "jest"). April does a fella. She is your typical plastic blonde; pity that her breasts look so ridiculous, she is not bad looking at all. I'll grant Bud L(am)ee that his camera work in this scene is good. Some RC.
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Posted By Imperial, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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Starring:
Asia Carrera, Janine, April, Leslie Glass, Brooke Waters, Jon Dough and Tom Byron. This movie cost me ten bucks as I was misled, well misinformed, okay mis- All Right! I'm an idiot for buyin it. My review may be slightly bias. Leslie Glass was a pathetic at times (not unusual), Asia was pro, Janine's been better and the rest presumably were paid.
The fact the movie was put into production questions the entire concept of value. (I'm still steamed over losing my ten spot. ) Directing was unimaginative but in general Vivid has above average film making efforts.
At best, okay. One scene involves Asia, Janine, Leslie and Tom in a four-way tussle. It ends with
a helpless Tom having a dildo (possibly hexed, I didn't pay much attention once I realized I wasted a sawbuck, plus shipping and handling) rammed up his anal cavity. He dies. Whether he expires from embarrassment, pain or it was required in the script, who knows? It was amusing to see Tom kick the bucket. Another scene has Janine and Jon carousing and gettin into some heavy foreplay. Since Janine only does women on camera (unless you're Vince Neil or possibly Karen Dior) you know nothing will become of this scene. Nothing becomes of this scene. Fits in nice with most of the movie.
It gives me the possibility of bestowing upon this stomach-churner a much deserved Catbutt award.
It cost me ten dollars plus.
Asia's in it, so I can't go and lower. (Unless I write, direct and produce "Vagablonde 2". )
Posted By The Philogynist, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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