Roger's Rating:

Whew, I haven't even started the movie and I've already been reviewing for nearly an hour. By the way, while I didn't want to blow by blow the whole bonus movie, I will say that the two scenes aren't half bad and worth a look.)

I've seen this title at the top of just about every DVD sales chart of late. It's not really a shock to me. Ever since I saw the preview for this title, I have been waiting for it to come out. Add to that, the incredibly sexy shot on the cover of adorable Allysin Chaynes in her plaid skirt and you have the sort of movie that will have re-enrollments skyrocketing as horny fuckers like me go back to school looking for our own little Kelly's. Knowing that Jim Powers has such a twisted mind only makes the anticipation all the greater. Kelly strolls across campus in her belly shirt, short plaid skirt and knee stockings. She is the picture of coed perfection and immediately catches the eyes of a couple of frat boys who invite her to a party. Her roommate Holly (Gwen Summers) is just as cute and convinces Kelly that she has to go to the party.

Before she goes to the party, Kelly stops by to see her study buddy, Jay Ashley. He coaches her in the fine art of quarters. Meanwhile, somewhere else in the dorm, some guy is thoroughly enjoying the wonderful tits of De'lia. This girl looks like a fresh faced college girl and thankfully fucks like a full fledged slut. Great close ups as she lies across her bed taking every inch of cock into her mouth. As made up as she is, De'lia looks like something right out of a Britney Spears video. (Well, except for that tight shot of her pussy as she grinds away on his cock.) Into the room walks Tyce Bune and before you can say, 'Pussy is good food', he shames the dude right back into his clothes. Those of you who think Tyce is just looking to score some of the prime pussy for himself, raise your hand. (Not THAT hand sick-os) Already warmed up, De'Lia just slips down on his cock and picks up where she left off. Nothing quite like a cute girl with no sense of sexual morals whatsoever to make the college experience complete. Trying to stick to his role as mentor, Tyce teaches De'lia a new way to keep men happy, he fucks her in her tight asshole.

We cut away from that scene with no cumshot, back to Kelly and her pal. Jay quickly turns the game of quarters to his advantage and has Kelly sucking on his cock. You know, with all those lame ass sexual harassment seminars they make kids take in college now, nothing has gotten better. Maybe if all freshmen girls had to go through quarters and cocksucking seminars instead, the world would be a better place. What do you think? After munching on her muff for a bit, Jay sits down and lets Kelly play her part as the bouncing slutlet on a stick. Check out how she eats pizza while fucking, very nice touch. (By the way, the knee highs stay on while she fucks if that matters.) Jay gives her a very solid fuck on the couch, breaking Kelly in and prepping her, no doubt, for the frat party. He misfires somewhat on the facial, but it looks good anyway.

In typical fashion, the frat party has togas, lots of yelling and plenty of beer. It also has about a dozen to one guy to girl ratio. What in real life is a massive date rape waiting to happen, becomes, in the grand tradition of porn, a red hot three way fuck when Kelly arrives. On the way up the stairs, they pass a young hottie, Mazzi, with three cocks in her mouth. She is supposed to be rich girl who fucks to get back at her father. I knew lots of those in college, so it makes total sense. (Dude, ever woman who has ever fucked you has been trying to get back at her father.) Her face is almost lost with all the cock meat surrounding it, but hats off to this girl, she sucks each one like its precious to her. One by one, the guys give her sperm shots that the little whore washes down with beer.

JJ and Mark are all over Kelly in the bedroom, taking in every inch of this fine woman's firm frame. With a cock at each end, she goes to work, bobbing her head as fast as she an while JJ works her from behind. I love the shot of Kelly riding reverse cowgirl in the chair. She has to kick her legs to get any movement, fucking the lucky guy below her with all her weight. (And again, the knee highs are on.) In full slut mode now, Kelly swings around for traditional cowgirl, spreading her own cheeks, as if inviting the whole world in to fuck her ass. Since we can't all do the honors, JJ adds his dick to the mix, making Kelly the center of a red hot coed DP. Sitting back with an awesome look on her face, she waits for the guys to decorate her lovely mug. Great facial to end a really hot scene.

Holly arrives late to the party, looking for Kelly. Instead, she runs into drunken frat boy Brandon Irons. He just happens to be the chairman of the rush committee for the sorority she wants to pledge. Gee, guess what happens next? She shows that she has more than enough talent to pass any oral exam that ever comes her way. Gwen has great eyes, especially when she looks up with her mouth full of cock. Nice hand action to go along with the eyes contact as she gets half of him into her mouth. This is a really nice looking, and wonderfully long blowjob. He finally rewards her for a job well done with a nice facial cumshot.

After watching a drunk dude pee, Kelly decides to take advantage of him by sucking his cock. (Porn logic 101.) What could be better than getting too drunk at a party, staggering into a stall, relieving yourself, then finding the prettiest coed on campus there to suck the cum right out of your balls. (Is anyone else worried about why this poor dude was naked and staggering in to piss?) Kelly has sure learned how to be a perfect little cocksucking slut, which is all we want from our institutions of higher learning anyway, right guys? When was the last time you saw two blowjob scenes in a row in a feature? This one ends, as it should, with Kelly taking a nice wad of testicular tofu on her pretty little face.

Holly finally finds Kelly and the two hot cocksuckers decide to take a look at one of the sororities. Before they go, Kelly wants to say good bye to JJ. Of course, he is busy in a room with Pat Myne, trying to give Annabelle Chong enough cock to satisfy her needs. I've never been a big Annabelle fan, but she looks kind of pretty here, much softer than I am used to seeing her. One thing that hasn't changed is her almost frightening hunger for cock. With a dick stuffed down her throat, she fingers her pussy to full froth. JJ takes a seat and fills her ass with his cock while Pat moves in from above and starts slam fucking her pussy raw. Kelly and Holly walk in on the action and get this, Kelly is pissed that JJ is fucking someone else. Unfazed, the guys just fire two big loads of cum all over her slutty face, leaving Annabelle exactly like she likes to be.

This is a truly outstanding porn flick. It has everything, hot young girls, dorms, frat parties, clichés, stereotypes, anal sex, facial cumshot, plaid skirts and a total disregard for any sort of sexual morals. Allysin Chaynes is perfect as Kelly, fresh faced and totally insatiable. Her scenes are the best of the movie, but she is by no means alone in generating heat. Gwen Summers is really cute if underused in this movie. Even the Annabelle Chong scene was very good, and how often do I say that. Kelly is the perfect co-ed slut, and Kelly the Coed is as close to porn perfection as it gets for fans of light hearted stroker material.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM