It isn't every day that I get to put a movie into the DVD player that I have been looking forward to for a long time. With Up Your Ass 22, it's been 8 months of waiting. Why the wait? Well it was January when I sat down for the first time with this fresh faced little cutie named Teagan. She talked about a scene she did with Marcus and Brian Pumper for Anabolic. At that time I told her that I knew she was going to be a huge star. She laughed at the idea, but eight months later I know I was right. Though she recently signed a deal with Digital Playground, Teagan has been the most popular gonzo girl of 04. At the risk of leaving out comments about the other girls (including the always awesome Jessica Darlin), the director and the history of this line, I am going to leave the entire open dedicated to the idea that this long-awaited Teagan IR three-way is finally here.

Maxine is first out of the gate. She is a blonde with a nice smile; some messed up teeth and a soft ass that she jiggles in her cute little panties. This babe is ready to take on two black studs at once and they are happy to help her out. I haven't seen this girl in other flicks, but she has a good look in her eyes as she works her lips and tongue over the first black rod. When they start fucking her at both ends, her tight little pussy grips them with every long stroke. In no time at all, there is a cock in her ass and her cheeks are bouncing up and down like crazy. Maxine takes to IR anal like a fish to water, riding in RCA and stroking those throbbing black rods with their tight assholes. There is some really good DP footage before the boys unload on her face. Maxine may not have the star power of Teagan or the perfect body of Jessica, but she turns in a really hot scene nonetheless.

We don't have to wait very long for Teagan and that's a great thing. She shakes her sexy ass in some tight shorts for about ten seconds before the action starts. Wasting no time, she is already pushing her ass down, trying to take a big black cock in that super-tight teen treasure hole. We get a few minutes of very hot RCA from this perfect young specimen. She mounts Brian Pumper and his thick pole splits her cheeks while Marcus puts her mouth to the test. He likes her blowjob, but really has a good time talking about how he just met this girl and now he's in her ass. (Yeah, call that a perk of the job.) I'm sure it has a lot to do with the big cocks working her ass, but Teagan's energy and facial expression are not what we have come to expect. On more than one occasion she looks like she might be a tad uncomfortable, but when Marcus pops on her face, she breaks into a big smile and looks fantastic. Brian's load soon follows and our teen dream is nicely creamed.

Jessica Darlin has to share some dick with Jessica Sweet. That isn't usually a good idea because few women can hold a candle to Ms. Darlin and they often just drag the scene down. The ultra-pale Ms. Sweet is a pretty hot young performer though and she might just help make things even hotter. They share Brian Pumper's big cock and while I love the newer Jessica's enthusiasm, but she just isn't the oral expert that JD is. Brian bends over JS and pushes slowly into her pussy. The new girl earns her stripes by licking JD's pussy. The action is good to this point, but nothing like the kind of heat we get when the veteran porn babe gets her chance on top of that fat pole. She still has what it takes to skyrocket a scene with her hot body and cock-starved attitude. He works into both of their asses for a brief time, testing each one. Spending a lot of time behind Ms. Sweet, he gets her pale backdoor to gape Not to be left out, Jessica Darlin tastes his cock from the other girl's asshole and then shares a big load of cock cream at the end.

Bella Marie is, as Marcus says “a Spanish chick.” He has to introduce her because her mouth is full. She is a very energetic cock sucker who looks quite nice in her short skirt. I love the look in her eyes as she is working his prick. It stays there when Marcus puts her onto the couch, pushes her legs back over her heads and fucks her ass. Even as her butt gets pounded, she looks like she is ready for more, totally on fire and that's damn sexy. He rolls her into piledriver and she becomes even more vocal than before. Marcus leaves his load on her stretched asshole and is as happy as ever to have worked with this Latin bombshell.

Britney Madison is a girl who can look pretty ragged in certain scenes. For this one she looks pretty good. The busty blonde bends over and shows us her ass while she waits for some black cock to suck. It takes two to fill her mouth and Brit attack then both as if is in love. The double oral is good, but they want to get inside of her ass. Brit is not a small girl and even with her skirt around her middle, RCA isn't the most flattering position for her to be in. It does show off her tits pretty well though. With her ass stuffed and her long legs spread wide, the nasty girl takes two cocks in her at once, giving us a DP scene that has a whole lot of heat. They pound the crap out of her big ass and meaty pussy until she looks ready to burst. The guys are strong enough to lift her up in the air and bounce her up and down on their rods. When the first guy shoots all over her face, Brit leaves his load there while the second guy continues to pound her asshole for quite a while. He finally unloads inside of her butt, leaving her with cum deep in the bung and dripping from her chin.

Katsumi and Roxy team up for the final scene. They make for an interesting pair because they are similar in so many ways. Both are petite, half-Asian girls with sexy accents and hot little asses. I think Roxy is a lot prettier, but those big tats on her back are somewhat tragic. Marcus isn't bothered by the tats or anything else. He dives right and licks Roxy's backside. The two women start sucking and both try very hard to shove every inch down her throat. Katsumi stops early and waits on all fours to get some of that inside of her. Both girls bend over and let him take turns in her pussy. We get some good ass shots, but it is the actual anal action that gets things rolling. Roxy takes center stage and leaves Katsumi to do some A2M while we watch Roxy take it deep between her sweet cheeks. As they take turns, the girls hop off, do A2M, smile for the camera and really seem to enjoy themselves. In the end they lick cum from each other's faces and finish the movie on a high note.

So two questions. Was Teagan's scene worth waiting for and is there anything else worthwhile in this movie. The answer to both questions is yes, but to different degrees. Teagan's scene is worth watching and it's very hot, but she visibly struggles with some of the anal action. She looks fantastic and that perfect ass sliding up and down on Pumper's cock is a sight to behold. Are the other scenes worth watching? Hell yes. Jessica Darlin has to share the screen with Jessica Sweet, but that doesn't slow things down too much. Roxy and Katsumi make a perfect team at the end of the film. The other two women, Britney and Bella Maria aren't always among my favorites, but both o them turn in really good performances this time around. The sex in this movie is excellent, proving that we can have a great jerk-off flick without a ton of freak show bullshit to drag it down. I don't think anyone will be disappointed by this outstanding effort from Anabolic.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 12/4/06