One of the things I miss about the old porn features is a bit of costume play. With everyone doing wall-to-wall sex movies, we don't often get to see girls in sexy uniforms. This movie features the best of both worlds. It's an all-sex movie with some fantastic gonzo performers and a variety of hot costumes. It looks as if Joe Friday has covered most of the major uniforms here. We have a nurse, a couple of firefighters, a cop, a maid and a hot female GI. (What, no cheerleaders?) That is a good collection and with Katie Morgan, Loni, Mika Tan and Reina Leone in the cast we know that the uniforms will be nicely filled and the sex will be hot once the costumes hit the floor. One change from the DVSX format that you might note is the different way the tease is handled. Generally they do the music video style, but in this one the uniforms provide us with good tease footage.

Sativa is a curious hotel maid. She is cleaning the room and notices a policeman's uniform. When she hears the shower running it turns her on and she starts rubbing her pussy. The guy comes out of the shower and finds the pretty maid on his bed with her hand in her panties. Though embarrassed when she notices him, Sativa loosens up quickly when he sits on the bed and lets her take a look under his towel. She slides off he bed and starts sucking on his cock, spitting all over it to keep it nice and wet. The set up is great, but the blowjob is over so quickly that I can't help but be disappointed. Mounting the horny housekeeper, he slams her pretty pussy from above. Sativa does have a nice ass to show off in cowgirl, but it's her juicy pussy that is her best feature. They do some doggy for the third position before he leaves a tip right on her tongue.

Almost every guy has had a sponge-bath fantasy and Cheyne Collins gets to live his out. He is a guy who has crashed on his motorcycle and nurse Sammie Rhodes explains the situation as she gives him an exam. When she discovers that he has an erection that won't go away, Sammie decides to help him out. She slips her lips over his shaft and grips the base. I haven't seen a lot of Sammie before, but she has a really nice ass that we get to enjoy when she lifts her uniform a bit. As more clothes come off, she reveals some rather intrusive body ink, but a really good body overall. She keeps her white stockings on during the sex to keep the uniform appeal going. In RC Sammie's tats aren't visible and she is able to show of a nice set of natural boobs. He wants her to finish what she started though and leaves a good sample right on her waiting tongue.

I know that a lot of women have a thing for fireman, but this movie puts a couple of hot women, Lani Lei and Tianna Lynn in the uniforms, They find a man in need of medical attention and bring him back to life with mouth-to-cock resuscitation. Both women look cute in their braids and attack cock with absolute hunger. The action is so good as they take turns sucking that a longer scene really would have made a huge difference. Tianna stops sucking and starts riding, waxing his pole with her sweet juices and keeping her friend's slit wet. Lani rides in reverse cowgirl and shows great enthusiasm. As Lani gets nailed from behind we find out how Tianna is able to put out fires so well. She squirts all over the place, shooting a big gusher all over herself. The four-alarm fire working in Tianna goes off again while he fucks her and Lani also gives us a bit of spray action. In fact there is so much focus on the girls squirting that the scene loses focus and we barely see him shoot a little bit of cream onto Tianna's boobs.

Katie Morgan is a delivering a package to Rick Masters. He opens his box of porn and notices right away how much she looks like the girl on the box cover. She denies it at first, but finally admits to the moonlight. Rick has always wanted to be in porn and whips his cock out for inspection. She likes it enough to give it the full tryout. Sucking it hard, Katie is ready to feel it someplace warmer. She is really thin these days, but as sexy as ever. The energy as they fuck is very high and Katie is a perfect fantasy girl. They really get going in doggy and by the time she gets on top, Katie is just going crazy. Rick leaves a special delivery right on her pretty face. This woman can come to my door any day and I'll give her the overnight special.

Loni is a tough commanding officer who doesn't like it when two of her soldiers spends some time hitting a lieutenant. She has punishment in mind and tells the men to give her their best. They strip her and she squats down to inspect the guns they are packing. She squats over Cheyne's face while pumping the other guy into her mouth. I love the way Loni uses her hands to make her blowjobs fantastic. They stand her up where she can take one dick balls-deep in her pussy and keep right on sucking the other. Loni keeps her boots on as she puts the men through their paces. She is such a high-energy fuck that they can barely keep up. With a bit of dirty talk and a whole lot of hand action, Loni gets both men off, taking cream all over her face and perfect tits. I would go through sexual boot camp to be with this woman even if it killed me.

Mika Tan is a foul-talking who gets locked up. She gives officer Reina Leone a hard time, but in the end gets wrestled to the bed and has her removed by the horny cop. One taste of Mika's sweet flesh and she wants more. Reina works her way down and starts fingering that pretty Asian pussy. By the time she has fingered Mika for a while, most of the fight is gone and the little whore is ready to service the busty officer. She goes down like a good girl and gets Reina nice and wet. The lusty cop fucks her from behind with a big strap on until another cop, Joe Friday, comes in demanding to know what all the noise is. He shuts Mika up by shoving his cock into her mouth. Watching her suck one gets the idea that she would make a shit-load of money with that awesome mouth. Joe has his fellow officer suck a bit before putting the hot little hooker on top of his pole and letting her go to town. When he has banged her for a while, he puts Reina on all-fours and slaps her big ass while fucking her raw. Proving that she is just as nasty as a working girl, the cop takes it right up her ass and loves every inch. Not to be outdone by a “pig”, Mika opens her ass and happily sucks on the strap-on again. The couple manage to DP her for a bit and then Joe manages to shoot all over their faces. I like the way they all stay in character throughout the scene and that adds a lot of heat to the mix.

I really love the mixture of straight-forward sex and uniform appeal. The costumes and set ups provide great tease footage and the sex is pretty damn good as well. The last scene is one of the best because everyone stays in character perfectly. It makes you wonder if Joe and Reina were just reenacting something from their past. Katie and Loni are always awesome and they come to the table with their A-game. I love the way Loni stays in character and drains both dicks perfectly. Katie just seems to get hotter and hotter with every scene. If there is anything to criticize about this movie it would be the length and pacing of the sex scenes. The action is very good, but there just isn't enough of it. With so much time dedicated to the uniforms and the tease, we get short-changed a bit on the blowjobs and even some of the fucking. Perhaps extending the scenes a bit to let the girls go to town would be nice. When you have something this good, why not milk it for all it's worth.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/6/06