Those of you familiar with Bryan Xin's work know that his movies are true to their titles and often focus on some of the hottest body parts on some great looking women. I have always had an idea about how he came up with this Total Babe line. I can picture Bryan picking through pictures of girls and saying “great rack, put her in the TNT pile, nice ass, TNA for this one” and so on. Then I can see him running across a girl like Nautica Thorn or Teagan and thinking….”damn, nice tits, great ass, pretty face, what do I do?” There it is folks, a major dilemma that is solved with a new line called “Total Babe.” It is a line of hot movies that features girls too perfect to be placed in any one fetish line. Some of the head-to-toe hotties in TB 4 are enough to make anyone stare longingly in a puddle of their own drool. (Dude, you're the only who did that and you ruined poor Teagan's shoes.)

Cute as ever, Teagan pulls up her top and starts teasing the camera. (Hey, I recognize that outfit. It's hanging up in my office. Thanks Teagan.) Her fingers find their way down to her pussy and asshole. For such a petite girl, she really has a fantastic ass and Xin shoots is really well. She slips her pretty mouth around his cock and licks the shaft. He isn't exactly packing a huge one, so the talented young girl easily makes it disappear. I could watch her suck cock all day so the blowjob could be longer, but the heat is great and I can't complain about anything that's here. (Besides you can't blame the guy for wanting to give that beautiful little pussy a try.) There is some great footage of him fucking her with her legs pushed back to her chest and then some good butt shots during the cowgirl. Best of all, we get to see this perfect little creature squat fucking in RCA. Is there a prettier sight in all of porn? After he bends her over for a totally hot fuck, the guy blasts a big load right onto her face. Teagan licks the cream from her fingers. This is going to be a tough act to follow.

Brittney Skye is another great performer. She looks fantastic, always gives a great scene and seems to have a lot of fun on the set. Her tease footage focuses mostly on her big tits, but once she gets a chance to suck cock we see what she is really good at. Barrett Blade enjoys her enthusiastic head, letting her suck it for a while and then pushing it a bit deeper into her throat. DVSX movies cram six scenes into 120 minutes which sometimes leaves the blowjobs too short. Xin has done a great job with limited time on this one. He has captured some great oral footage. When Barrett gets on top and starts fucking her, Brit already has a plug in her ass to make things even tighter. We get some good butt shots when Brittney starts riding. He talks about wanting to fuck her ass and the busty blonde is happy to oblige. With a vibrator working her clit, she gets reamed nice and hard while giving us a bit of dirty talk as she goes. When they go for RCA, she is pumping so hard that she seems ready to fuck him until his dick falls off. After a short A2M, Brit gets fucked again and ends up with cream splashed all over her big tits. Wow.

Nautica Thorn may have the most perfect body in this movie. (Or in all of porn.) She is stunning to look at and doesn't have a single bad feature. Watching her tease in a bikini is fucking amazing. This girl is a walking wet dream. She shakes her awesome ass and gives us plenty to think about as she makes her way up the stairs. The lucky guy waiting there is treated to her lovely lips as she works his cock to full mast. There isn't nearly enough time for this blowjob, but you can see just how hot she is as she stares up at him with her mouth full. Butt lovers are going to get the best cheek shots of the movie when Nautica gets on top and starts riding as her butt gets squeezed and spanked. I love the way she looks in doggy with her back arched and his cock pounding into her sweet hole. For boob fans, watch her on her back as those perfect mounds shake invitingly on every stroke. Nautica takes a log on her face and then flicks her cum-covered tongue over the head of his cock as a final bit of prick pleasing action.

Taking a break from the girls we know, we get Kelly and Veronica. These two Euro-babes are very nicely built and strip each other down to get themselves ready for the guy. They take turns sucking his cock and then lean back for a bit of pussy licking. Though they look great, these girls lack the spark and fun that we've seen from Teagan, Brit and Nautica. He sticks his cock into them as the girls open wide. They have that cool Euro-thing going, but spark up a bit when they get to ride his rocket. Both of them have great bodies and we get some excellent butt footage along the way. I like the shared pop at the end of this solid scene.

Amanda is another Euro who is really skinny below the waist, but with a really nice rack. Two guys come in to make this pretty babe happy. There isn't much tease, but watching her get fucked in both ends makes up for that quickly. When she mounts one and rides in RC it is really tough to tell if those boobs are real or not. If they are fake then they are some of the best fakes I've seen and if they are a real, then I want to marry this girl right now. The guys roll her over and fuck her ass before lifting her back on top for RCA. There is a hot pop as the guys drain their balls all over her face and breasts. This Euro-babe had a bit more spark than the other two.

Back to the States we go for squirting sensation Cytherea. She gets right down to business, sitting on the couch and taking a cock into her mouth. There is a lot of close up footage during this blowjob, so if you're attracted to Cytherea's face then you will really enjoy watching. There is plenty of time for him to lick her sweet little box. He shoves his fingers in there and licks her clit until she is ready for more. She starts talking dirty as soon as he puts it in and really takes a hard pounding. The strokes make her shoot a stream of juice in no time. Once you get this girl started there is no stopping her. She squirts, she rides and she screams like she might just explode. The fucking in this scene is really well shot and young Cytherea has a great little body on her. She also takes a very nice facial at the end.

There is a bonus scene between KK and Lauren Phoenix on the DVD. Add that to the usual solo scenes and a nice BTS reel and you have a good set of extras to enjoy. One thing I noticed about this movie is that the blowjobs seem to be cut a bit longer than some of the other DVSX titles. Footage came from other areas, but I think that the cast requires longer oral segments and I think the movie is better because of it. On to the babes. Let's start with the weakest scene first. Why? Because even the worst scene in this movie is pretty damn good. The action in that one is well-shot, but the two women just lack the spark that makes the other scenes stand out. They still look good though and that's important. Now let's get to the good stuff. Amanda does a nice two on one with some great boob footage and Cytherea finishes the movie on a really high note. It is the first three scenes that really make this DVD stand out. Teagan is awesome as always. Her body looks great and she gives it up wonderfully. Nautica shows off a body that is just as flawless and shakes her lovely tits for our enjoyment. Brittney Skye is fantastic in this movie and even manages to steal the thunder from Nautica and Teagan. Her enthusiasm and great anal make this scene the stand out and one of the best I've seen this year. These women are indeed total babes and that gives us a whole lot to enjoy.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/6/06