All aboard……Ahhh hahahahahaha. (OK no one under 35 even remotely got that joke and none of the chicks in this movie were even walking when that song was big. How freaking old do I feel right now? I think I'm going to need to amuse myself for the next two hours though. As much as I love blowjob movies, the first thirty seconds of the credits already has me cringing. As someone who isn't a fan of choking, spitting or duck quacking I think that it's going to be a very long couple of hours as we get through this new BJ flick from Evolution. Since a lot of you are in full disagreement with me about these things I am sure that you will want to take my comments and rating for this movie and flip them upside down.

Kelly Wells starts out with a dick in her mouth and several more surrounding her face. She is making a lot of noise and drooling like a mad fool, but seems to be doing some nice work from her knees. They have her out of breath, but she seems determined to work them all over. With so many guys around her, they tend to block her out too often, but you have to expect that from an oral bang. It is tough for her to talk with her mouth full of dick, but Kelly manages to gives us a bit of dirty talk as she tries to swallow each sword. The camera stays in close, but never drops below her chin and that is a very encouraging sign. It keeps things looking as good as possible as the guys line up to leave their cum on her face. Kelly gets plastered by load after load. Kelly takes them all and seems ready for more.

Georgia South starts with sucking, but isn't afraid to give the guys plenty of verbal attitude when her lips aren't stretched around a dick. It's hard to tell just how cute she might be because there are so many guys in the way. She is a thin girl with small tits and a face that looks pretty good. Of course you have to watch closely to see more than a half second of her face without cocks waving in front of it. Within moments her make up is running down her face and I know how much that turns some of you on. A lot of the guys seem to be struggling with wood and this isn't exactly a collection of the best and biggest in the biz. Her skills are pretty good though and they douse her in sticky jizz.

I didn't even realize that Phyllisha Anne was still working. (I wonder if she's still with Alex Sanders.) She has always had good energy in scenes and is usually open to some hot anal action. No dicks in the butt today though. All of these guys are going to spend time between her lips rather than her cheeks. The new tits and blonde hair have given her a new look, but the energy is still there. Phyllisha works every inch of dick in the room between her lips with ease. This is a nicely shot scene with a lot of spitting (by her) and some gag noises, but nothing that will hinder your enjoyment of the group BJ. She does some really good two-fisted stroking that seems to make the guys really happy. They finish her off with a stream of cum that coats her face and tits and leaves her quite messy.

Riley is a nice looking young girl who doesn't quite attack the cocks with the same energy as Phyllisha. The guys circle her and she goes right to work, showing off nice eyes and skilled hands. There isn't a lot of gagging here and her pretty face brings up the eye candy level an awful lot. Watching her go one might wonder if she has done this sort of thing before. You can almost picture her in a dorm room on a Friday night with a few of her closest friends. Maybe that is why I like this scene so much. The stream of facials she takes at the end don't hurt at all either.

We all know that Gia Paloma can handle as much cock as anyone in the business. She is also quite prone the quacking thing so I think we're in for a very loud finale. Opening her mouth nice and wide, she slides hard dick between those lips and leans backwards to show off her natural boobs. (Those babies are gone now.) Gia can take it really deep which is great, but when she pulls her lips wide just to show off it kicks off the louder portion of our show. Since a lot of you are looking for this kind of thing then I know you're going to love it. She quacks and drools and hangs her head over the edge as she gags. I love watching Gia, but seeing her upside-down and gagging just isn't the way I want her. The guys cap off the scene by making face even messier. Gia is a first class porn slut who sucks dick a champ and is the best subject for this movie. Even if the gagging doesn't work for me, this one is going to thrill a lot of you.

This is a train that I wouldn't mind missing. It's not bad of course, but it's just not all that great. Some of the girls are OK and there isn't a whole lot of the rough oral stuff to ruin things. I think that the Gia Paloma scene could have been better, but she is always hot and worth a look. I like Riley quite a bit and Phyllisha Anne is her usual slutty self. It's not a bad movie, but it just isn't what I'm looking for in a blowjob flick.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06