Before the big Evil/Elegant Angel split, John Stagliano and Patrick Collins worked together on some incredible sex vids. With so many Buttman videos out there, I know it is hard to pinpoint exactly which ones are the best, so you are often left with just the cast to help you choose, this is one that I am sure will have found its way to many of your VCR's. With Angela Summers on the cover, and a great shot of Jasper grabbing her ankles, the draw was great.

SoCals will remember the opening sequence as Buttman watches the huge Santa Monica fires roar unchecked towards his home. Nothing fake about this one, the flames are dangerously close when authorities force Collins and Buttman to leave for their own safety. (Fuck that was scary, all of LA seemed to be on fire for about three days.)

Out of danger, Buttman encounters a topless and willing starlet, Sydney Dance who lactates for the camera while Collins outlines a plan to head for New Zealand to see Angela Summers. The demented duo wander the streets of NZ for a while, looking for the perfect strip bar. What they find is a bar full of horny women all waiting to see a male strip show. Gerry Pike is the only dancer who showed up, and what is he to do. It takes some convincing, but Buttman joins Pike to try and entertain the horny women. The girls dig the act in a big way and can't keep their hands to themselves. A number of these Kiwi girls suck and stroke Gerry and "force" him to eat their pussies. Poor fucking guy. After sampling pretty much every mouth in the room, and even one great set of tits (Big real tits, perfect for titfucking.) Pike is up and ready for just about anything. Angela Summers follows this hot action, showing the vast differences in male and female strip audiences. While the women went nuts, the guys just sit back and watch one of the sexiest women of all time strip and finger herself on stage.

One very horny female fan, Cindy Jones, stops by for some after show fun with Gerry. Cindy looks a bit like a super petite Nicole Kidman and is white hot for Pike's pole. This pint sized redhead knows how to play with the big boys and their big toys. Her sweet mouth works Pike over big time while he gets to sample a very tasty looking twat. For such a small woman, Cindy has a wonderful set of natural, more than a mouthful breasts, that just round out her package so nicely. Great shots of her bouncing on his boner reverse cowgirl, showing off a great ass and a killer sex drive. This little cutie sticks her fine ass high in the air to take all Gerry can give from behind before he unloads on her pretty face. To bad, he has to get his hand in so close to her mug, because it cost us much of the best sight in all of porn, a cute, new face, drenched in jizz. Nice touch by the way to pan down and see her rubbing her pussy while she swallows his load.

The next day, Buttman and Roscoe cruise by to see Angela at a bookstore appearance. Surrounded by horny fans, the adorable Ms. Summers soon heats up the Polaroid session to the point where these guys are getting much more than their money's worth. For their ten spot, the guys get to sample her very juicy and quite tasty pussy. Of course, the guys love it, but this much attention seems to get Angela good and ready to return the favor. Tell me this is not one of the prettiest faces to every be captured on film with a cock, or in this case, a number of cocks, in it. Angela gives her fans that special treatment, even hopping on one lucky stud's cock and riding him right there in the book store. This very happy fan gets props for holding his load back as long as he does considering he is boning his porn fantasy Goddess. He finally pulls out and spills on her more than perfect ass. Angela Summers is an all time porn queen who is sorely missed.

San Diego is the next stop for Buttman and true to form, he finds some incredible asses there to enjoy. There he runs into a wild character, (Xplor Media's Tim Lake) following Krysti Lynn's perfect cheeks. Buttman gives her the old routine and soon as Ms. Lynn doing the splits. Not the front to back kind that every cheerleader in the Midwest can do, but the completely opposite direction super splits that bring to mind only the most intense and perverse kind of sexual exploration. They all go back to her place where Tim and Buttman spend a lot of time worshipping her perfect derriere. This incredible tease footage is the reason Buttman is still the King!

Things start to get complicated when Krysti's roommates, Sheena and Guy DiSilva, come home and chase the guys off. From outside, they watch as things heat up quickly in the house. Sheena is every bit as hot and wild as Krysti and ready to fuck. Guy catches the guys outside, and is, imagine this, a fan. He brings them in and pretty soon, all bets are off. The amazing amazon Sheena (Check her out in some Xplor videos. DAMN) takes on all three guys at first with no problems. This woman, with a great round ass, huge real tits and a face just born to be filled with dick, is the whole package. Krysti comes out and decides she needs to join in the fun.

What Krysti did better than just about anyone was make wicked eye contact while sucking cock. Her eyes just scream "Don't you wish this was you?" Of course, we all answer yes. The women get side by side on the counter top and both of them are as cock hungry as you will ever see. Guy really has Krysti going with the sort of heat and passion that should have been award caliber. They are so hot, that even the incredible Sheena and her super tits are overshadowed for a long while. When they go butt to butt doggie for some sucking, it is a perfect shot to enjoy these hot bodies.

The action moves to the bedroom, where the guys are only all too happy with their career choices. Fans of Krysti's big round butt get a great treat as she bounces up and down on Guy's cock. It looks so good that Sheena has to get some of it while Krysti goes down on Tim. Both incredible women get their asses drilled side by side in one of Buttman's classically frantic scenes. Even some foot fucking, (obviously thrown in by Collins.) and tit fucking by Sheena. Damn, this woman is incredible. Krysti, looking a lot like Denise Brown (Were she twenty years younger and not beaten by the ugly stick.) works a load of cum from Tim with some furious hand action, right onto her tongue. Guy's load ends up mostly on his own belly thanks to the worst possible angle for a facial, but Sheena's mug still looks great licking up all that spare jizz. How old is this woman? She looks fresh off a college campus somewhere.

Buttman is busy filming a rehearsal for Collins and the whole thing blows up when temperamental star Buck Adams storms out, dragging costar Sydney Dance with him. Receptionist Jasper wants Buttman to take her with to see what Buck is like at home. It's a complicated set up, but it leads us to Buck's where Sydney is doing her best to work out his frustrations. Nothing like having your dick sucked by a sexy young Latin girl to make things better. The through the window stuff is fine, but it gets better when Buck has them come in. While Buck sticks his tongue into one of the sexiest shaved pussies of all time, Jasper sits nearby and masturbates. She can't take it for long and rushes over to get his cock in her mouth. Tight bodied Jasper just hungers for his big cock, while the slightly dough like Sydney proves to be quite the nasty slut, sticking her tongue in asses and shoving her big, home grown titties in Jasper's mouth as she fingers her ass.

Both these ladies light up as Buck fills them full of his hard cock, and he can't seem to decide whose hot hole he likes better. He eventually decides to let them suck on it, and Jasper gives a great on screen blowjob. That just makes Sydney jealous and she has to fuck Buck some more, even letting him in her ass while she rubs her bare beaver. (Have I mentioned how sexy her pussy is?) This is top notch assfucking that coaxes one of the biggest loads I have ever seen come from Buck all over her ass, as the sexy Latina brings herself off at the same time.

This is Buttman at his best. From the dance club action in New Zealand, to the wild bookstore appearance by Angela Summers, the sex is top notch. Summers, Lynn, Sheena and Dance steal the show, but there is not a dull scene, or a less than stunning woman in this whole tape. Pick this up and you will see plenty to love, and if for some reason, you are not a big fan of Buttman, you will be after this.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06

Imperial's Rating:

I have to admit that I've never been a big fan of John Stagliano's. I have seen something like 3 Buttman movies (the original, "Ultimate Workout" and the first "Big Tit Adventure) and though they are doubtlessly superior movies (particularly "Workout" -BTW I was fortunate enough to see that in Europe, so the Alexandria Quinn-Rocco-Sunny Mc Kay 3some was included) they didn't do much for me. It's not that I am not a fan of the female prosterior; but, being a fan of the whole girl instead, I found those endless butt shots boring. So when one of my pals at my local House of Smut put "Buttman's Inferno" in my hands, I hesitated. Still, it was a freebie and I am not one to ignore recommendations. So I rented it.

And kept it for a whole damn week! I haven't had such a good time with a porno for a long while. I mean a good time, as in "a good time at the movies". Suddenly Stagliano's formula clicked with me and I found myself giggling uncontrollably to the lines and sharing at least some portion of John's pet perversion.

Stagliano is a master in getting you all worked up without showing any nudity, much less penetration. It may be that all those "My God" and "Jeeezus" rantings every time a girl bends over to pick up a pencil appeal to the dirty old man hiding inside me. Perhaps I'm getting old and becoming a dirty old man myself. Whatever. The thing is that throughout the two and a half hours of this lovely little tape, I never once pressed FF; as a matter of fact I more than once pressed that disused rewind key :-)

The video starts with John filming his house burning down during the Malibu fires last November; I do feel sorry for him but the whole exchange with Patrick Collins is hilarious: "Perhaps we should get a girl here to film a scene" :-)

Anyway, once this intro is over (I advice you not to FF through it even if horny and chafing at the bit to see some flesh), John and Patrick go to New Zealand to find their old star Angela Summers who's on a dance tour there. They get into the bar where she works and encounter a near riot of several very vocal Kiwi girls trying to force Jerry Pike (supposedly a waiter there) to strip. John offers to strip instead -quite funny. Eventually Jerry Pike strips himself and lets the girls fondle him (including several BJ's and some tit fucking). No cum shot, but overall this is a fun scene. Then Angela comes out and strips. Normally I would declare this "bo-ring" but I like Angela a lot, so I recommend you to sit back and enjoy the view.

OK, now we get to the sex (at last -that's something like 45 minutes into the tape). John tries to hire Jerry as a porn actor, when one of the Kiwi girls of the previous night's show, shows up. Well, they fuck (as you probably guessed). She is pretty but not gorgeous. Very natural looking. Some RC. Good scene.

The following day John and Patrick go to "Video Wholesalers" to meet Angela again. She is there autographing her tapes for the fans and (surprise-surprise) the action gets a bit risque. Damn, such things never happen in *my* store :-). Great scene; a lot of camera-fawning over Angela's admittedly impressive buttocks, several BJ's, one penetrational scene, incl, RC. Excellent. Angela is gorgeous and very sweet as usual. She has a few extra pounds that are just perfect for "Buttman"-type roles.

Our hero comes back to the US. In -rather rainy!- San Diego he meets another butt-oriented pervert (Tim Lake) and they both pick up Krysti Lynn. I didn't like her much until I saw this movi,e but now I must say I'm inpressed. They go to her place where after a lot of hiding and sneak peeking, they are joined by Krysti's roomate, the voluptuous Sheena, and her boyfriend. Sheena is a gorgeous, big gal, with large real breasts;

[Update 6/6/1995. Bollocks. I was fooled. They are fake, but of the Celeste/Sandra Scream variety]

She also has a nipple ring, but I didn't get too mad this time (I normally hate piercing). You see this scene is extremely long and hot. It's got preety much everything you want, incl RC and anal on Krysti Lynn.

Finally John goes back to LA where he convinces Patrick's secretary (Jasper) to come along to spy on Buck Adams and a girl called Tifanny (I think). Buck ses them and, as you would expect, invites the in. Good scene. Jasper has a -decent- boob job but is quite pretty. Tiffany has large, real boobs. No RCs here but some anal on Tiffany. The video ends here, rahter abruptly.

BTW Buck wears an "Amber Lynn" T-shirt. Cracked me up :-)

The Imperial Verdict: RUN, don't walk, and grab this. Great entertainment, and not only from a pervert's point of view. I don't know how Stagliano fans will rate this compared with his previous work, but it sure did the trick for me. A 3.60; my confidence in today's porn is renewed.

Copyright © Imperial Reviews

Posted By Imperial, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Andrew's Rating:

Starring: Kristi Lynn, Angela Summers, Gerry Pike and others.

As with just about all of Stagliano's work, the production is excellent. Great videography and perfect camera angles. Stagliano has a wonderful ability to keep the camera moving while never losing track of the action. Also, unlike a lot of gonzo style porn, the sound is excellent.

Very high. Buttman has done a great job of capturing the heat of the scenes. Stagliano is great at letting scenes unfold at their own pace. There is a lot of buildup to each scene which greatly adds to the overall heat. The scene with Angela Summer's teasing fans in a video store, or the one with Kristi Lynn posing for Buttman and a friend, are very hot without containing any overly explicit sex. Also, the women in the movie are filmed with a loving attention to detail. The camera captures the performers bodies perfectly.

Kristi Lynn's butt! With Angela's a close second! My favorite scene is the final mini orgy with Kristi Lynn and her girlfriend taking on a couple of guys. This is a long scene that absolutely smokes!

Like all Buttman movies, there's a lot of non-sex footage between the action scenes. Personally, I usually find most of this amusing to watch. . . but your mileage may vary. Although I do not mind the non sex portions of Buttman tapes, I would prefer if this tape time was put to raunchier use.

I'm a major Buttman fan. . . so I'd give it a 9.

Posted By Andrew, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM