Roger's Rating:

I've always thought that this was a very clever title and keep waiting to see “Ass Eaters Unanimous: Everyone Must Eat Ass” on the box. Now frankly I think that the whole ass eating thing is a tough fetish to shoot. It's something that a lot of people like and I'm sure it feels great to have someone like Katie Gold tossing your salad. On the other hand shooting such an act means a whole lot of footage of guys' asses. That's just not something anyone wants to see. It does add something to the blowjob genre though. In some movies, ass licking is used to humiliate women, but in Byron's line everyone eats ass so at least we get the more visually pleasing sight of some sexy girl-butt being licked.

Katie Gold makes an appearance with Adam Wild. Tom talks with her a bit about what she was doing during her years away from porn. She isn't all that interested in talking and really wants to suck cock so Tom wisely turns the action over to the horny little blonde. She works her mouth over his cock and slips it between his cheeks. Adam turns over and sticks his ass in the air. Dude has some sort of a rash or something gone on back there, but Katie finds the salad as tasty as the meat. After he returns the favor for a short time later squirts a load onto her face.

Harmony is a girl with a very fresh face. She doesn't look like the type who would be happy licking ass. (The sound is off during this scene so don't look too closely at their lips.) Out little sorority princess is very good with her mouth and is drooling a over his dork in no time. Her blowjob is good and she doesn't hesitate to stick her tongue in his bung. It no longer looks good, but it must feel great because he shoots a load right onto her upper lip.

Erin Moore talks about ass licking for a bit. She's a really cute girl who has a great butt, but apparently doesn't love having her salad tossed. Dino Bravo wants to change her mind and starts the scene off with some serious tongue on rosebud action. She looks lovely on her knees with her butt up in the air. The blowjob action is really short which is too bad. Once Erin starts licking ass she has this look on her face that says “OK I'm doing it, are you happy?” At one point she even says “yuck.” That just isn't hot even though she takes a nice pop on her pretty face.

Sharon Wild is a Czech girl who does her interview while Adam is waving his dork in her face. Eventually she stops talking and starts sucking his balls. Sharon gives good head and isn't all shy about poking around his anus when it is presented to her. He returns the favor and Sharon genuinely seems to enjoy what he's doing. She goes back to licking and when she shoots towards her face she cleans up after him. Sharon even licks the last drop up off of the couch.

Felix Vicious is only working with her boyfriend these days and this dude isn't him. I'm pretty sure that's Buster that is standing over her with his cock in her mouth. As always she gives a great blowjob and looks as hot as ever. She licks his ass thoroughly, showing us all that punk rock girls really know how to get nasty. Before he gets off, Buster bends Felix over and licks between her amazing cheeks. She happily takes the load as she rubs her pussy.

Jules Van Saint has her back to the camera and her mouth bobbing on a dick as the scene starts. To add some spice, she bends him over and jerks him off while licking his asshole. This is a pretty natural looking bit of salad tossing as opposed to the kind of side show act it often becomes. Jules looks like she would be a lot of fun to fuck, but she could give a bit more eye contact to help make her scenes connect a bit more.

Vanilla Sky is another girl who looks way to fresh to be in porn. She seems a bit shy as she sits a few feet away from her male co-star. Finally bending over to taste his dick, she shows that she is more than a pretty face. The blowjob is pretty good, but before she can really kick into gear Vanilla bends him over to massage his prostate with her tongue. The first round of ass licking isn't anything special, but when he is on his back, she nuzzles his sack with her nose and really gets in there. The facial is good and really makes me want to see Byron shoot Vanilla for his other movies. This girl is fucking cute.

Nicole Brazzle can suck some cock. We know that from her movies and her whole arrest thing for doing BJ's for cash on a certain web site. Kurt Lockwood is on hand and as soon as Nicole starts sucking the camera moves into man-ass position. We don't really get to see her face which is pretty lame. There is a nice blowjob scene and Nicole seems to enjoy having him sit on her face as she tongues him. When she finishes with that, Nicole takes a load on the face and even rubs the hot cream in for good measure.

I just saw Antoinette in a MILF movie and was quite impressed with her. She says she is 18 which is certainly possible because she looks pretty young to me. Apparently this is her first time licking ass, but she seems ready to try anything. We know that she is an experienced cock sucker who does a great job of working his dick to full mast in her mouth. Her first round of rimming is a bit timid, but each time they return to the sucking she seems to pick up more confidence. I'm sure that the next time a guy wants a tongue in his ass, Antoinette will be ready and willing.

Tyla Wynn is a total porn whore who always looks great and is ready for hot cream. She is already on her knees with both hands on dick when the scene starts. Still dressed, she is ready to freak him out and give a great blowjob at the same time. No matter where her mouth is, Tyla works hard to make sure that he has a great time. The facial finish is plenty hot and Tyla proves that she is just the kind of girl that we're all looking for.

Barbie Bucxxx performs in the bonus scene. That one is added to the photo gallery and behind the scenes reel for the extras on this DVD.

This is basically an oral sex line that includes more than just cock sucking in the mix. Guys lick pussy, girls like ass, guys lick ass, it's a full service oral buffet. That's a good thing if you happen to like rimming and a pretty bad one if you could care less about tongue-in-bung shots. You all know how I feel about watching girls lick guys' asses. In general I think it's probably a great thing for the guy getting licked, but it leaves the viewing audience watching a pretty girl's face buried in the hairy ass of a guy who looks like he's trying out for the road show of Oz. Tom Bryon shoots his stuff better than most directors so this movie is a little better than that. The rimming is actually pretty well shot. I'd still rather see women like Katie, Tyla and Nicole sucking dick and staying away from the HMA, but as ass-licking titles go, this one is pretty good. The blowjob stuff is pretty good, but there is so much ass licking that I have to call this one a borderline fetish flick. Good sucking, great facials and a whole lot of butthole poking by tongues. If that is your recipe for great porn then step right up.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM