"Jessica's pooper is continually split wide open by Mr. Marcus' foot-long delicacy."

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Roger's Movie Review Thomas Zupko has made the transition from quirky and controversial feature director to down and dirty gonzo shooter. It probably wasn't as easy as it looks, but he's done a wonderful job. On the other hand I am reminded of how good Zupko can be with bigger projects. Before the movie begins we get the trailer for “Neu Wave Hookers” so I've got a bad taste in my mouth already. It makes me wonder why VCA didn't give Zupko this project. Unlike Eon McKai, Zupko is actually capable of making a good movie that people might want to stroke to. Instead they have him shooting these big-ass stroke flicks. That should suit the raincoaters just fine. This is another flick that focuses on the big, thick asses and is particularly the tight little hole between those massive cheeks. Mary Anne is a very cute blonde who doesn't look like she should be sporting such a great ass. She spreads those cheeks and gives us some really good tease before having her butt doused with wine or grape juice or whatever it is. As soon as she starts sucking, the scene takes a nosedive. Sadly the lame trends in oral sex have not been bypassed. Instead of a cute girl sucking cock, we have to sit through a lifeless round of face fucking. The action gets a lot better when he stops pumping her mouth and starts pumping her pussy. It slips easily into her ass and Mary Anne shows off some great backdoor skills. He pulls out and shoots a big load on her face. Other than the lame blowjob segment, this was a great scene. Michelle Lay opens her scene with some hard core dirty talk. For some reason Zupko has her licking the lens as part of the tease. Lots of directors seem to be doing this, but I have to wonder if anyone finds it sexy. This time around there is less gagging and shit, but almost the entire blowjob is shot from a low angle that is never appealing. As before the anal action is much more appealing. Zupko shoots it with her ass as the focus of the shot and the anal sex just adding to the butt worshipping shots. Finishing off the good anal action with a nice facial Michelle proves to be a solid performer once again. Jessica's tease begins with some wet tit footage. She's got a nice body and a pretty face so it is good to see her show off more than her nice backside. Mr. Marcus comes in and rams his dick into her mouth. It isn't a great blowjob so it's a good thing that it ends quickly. Jessica rides his black cock for a few moments, but he's already talking about putting it up her ass. Marcus pounds away and she goes from ecstasy to a look of discomfort and back a few dozen times during the scene. He ends up cumming all over a hot dog bun in what can only be described as a bizarre finish. The strange stuff has only begun and Kelly Wells takes it to another level. OK, it isn't the strangest thing ever, but the scuba mask stuff is almost weird enough to take away from Kelly's denim covered ass. Kurt Lockwood comes up for air long enough to get a taste of her ass. This time they skip the blowjob and the vag, going straight to the anal sex. In no time at all she is bouncing on his dick, taking it easily in her bum. In fact he comes at her with eight fingers and this seems to challenge her a bit more than his dick did. After that, his cock slides easily back in until he is ready to spray down her stretches sphincter. Vanilla Skye has a great set of tits so she gets to show them off a bit before turning around for the obligatory wet ass shot. This time around the blowjob combines the low angle footage with the un-erotic face pumping. It doesn't look like the guy is getting much out of the blowjob either. He struggles a bit to stay stiff. Things get better when he starts fucking her. We get some shots of her big ass as she rides his lap. The anal is nicely shot and very hard. Vanilla reminds me a little bit of Melanie Jagger in this scene, taking cock up the ass like a champ and staying quite vocal from start to finish. She takes a nice facial at the end, closing out the action in fine fashion. Tom Zupko can shoot good stroke movies. This one doesn't rank anywhere near the top of the list of his best work, but it has its moments. The anal action is very good and that is going to keep the core audience happy. Outside of the ass footage and ass fucking it is less than brilliant. Between the stupid gagging shit (that is rampant in porn) and the low-angle footage, nearly all of the oral sex footage is completely cold. I know that some shooters can't help but give us this kind of crap, but Zupko is better. He is just so much better than this that I can't believe he shot the whole thing. The ass footage is great, the anal is very hot, most of the girls are good, but this is far from a good example of how good Zupko can be. Copyright © Roger T. Pipe Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06