I remember that there was a lot of talk with the first Slant Eye movie came out. A number of people found it to be somewhat insensitive, perhaps even racist. We could probably discuss that issue all day, but let's get on with the movie at hand. It's a nice collection of love Asian women, who may or may not have eyes which might be slightly slanted. They are paired with guys who may or may not be straight. Hey wait, that's a whole different discussion. The three Marks handle the action this time, making sure that the Asian girls in question get stuffed with big hard cocks. Hopefully that sort of un-PC activity will overshadow the un-PC title of this line. Hmmm, given the furor over the title I wonder if it's OK to say that Kaiya Lynn and Michelle Maylene give me a serious case of Yellow Fever?

Roxy Jezel gets us warmed up right out of the gate. She has a sexy little skirt on with a bikini top that barely covers her perfect breasts. The guy behind the camera (Sounds like Pat Myne to me) has her get undressed awfully quickly, but there is still a little bit of good tease here. With such a great ass to show off who can blame Roxy for hurrying a bit to put it into play? The build up is great, but it takes less than three seconds for the blowjob to ruin the scene. Mark Davis has a big cock so the gagging isn't out of place, but it is still way over done and lame. He holds her head in place as she drools. What a waste of a great throat and pretty face. Make takes her over to the couch where he slowly pumps that big dick right into her sweet slit. Roxy's hot body save the scene for a bit, but as soon as they stop fucking, she quags on every stroke. As long as his dick stays away from her mouth, this is an awesome scene. There is some RCA that is bound to make most everyone watching lose a load. She takes it up the ass perfectly and bounces like she can't get enough. We have to sit through some stupid A2M quagging that manages to throw ice water on otherwise blistering hot action. Mark has a big load for her pretty face and we should be talking about how great this scene was. Instead it is ruined by the fake gagging bullshit that has infected porn like a virus.

Michelle Maylene is almost painfully beautiful in a little blue bikini. Normally I would bash the creepy slobbering from behind the camera, but it is understandable in this case. The tease in this scene is perfect (though the whispering from behind the lens does grate a bit.) Eventually she crawls over to the couch where Mark Wood is waiting. The camera moves right in close as she puts her pretty lips around his big dick. This time the blowjob isn't ruined by throat sounds, but suffers from the other oral affliction killing porn heat. It's way too fucking short. As much as I loved the tease, it can't come at the expense of the blowjob footage. Not when the girl is this damn pretty. Wood slides her into his lap and shows off her ass while she waxes his pole with her juices. He stands up and holds her in his arms while she uses her body weight to take every inch he can give her. Once she is used to the size, this tiny little Asian girl takes his full strokes and is wonderfully vocal as she does. At least we don't have to worry about a lack of fucking in this scene. She does some great standing doggy and then gives us a treat with reverse cowgirl. He finally loses his load all over her chest and we get to watch her clean it up with her hands.

Taya Cruz and Stefie Thai team up for a little double Asian fun. It would definitely be hotter if we could see them play together without having to listen to the instructions from the guy behind the camera. Eventually Mark Ashley shows up and put the girls to work on his Readi-wood. The instructions continue, killing whatever heat might have been building. When he finally shuts up we get some pretty decent action. The girls take turns riding Mark's dick, pumping their hips to take it deep while we get to watch whoever isn't being fucked stick close to lend a helping hand or mouth when needed. I like both girls and the side by side doggy footage is especially nice. The shared facial is nice also. This is a pretty good scene, but we really need to gag most porn directors these days.

Gianna Lynn is next, showing off her tats and her big ass for the camera. The ass is so good that I almost don't hear the annoying chatter from behind the camera. Once again the blowjob is ruined, or nearly so, by the stupid mouth tricks. (Ladies, please stop it. If someone tells you to do this, laugh in their face and just go back to sucking dick.) Mark Davis doesn't help things much, shoving her head down around his cock until she has no choice but to gag. Once they start fucking, we can forgive her almost anything. I love watching her back up on his cock, working that curvy but until it's slamming against his hips. (Sorry guys, vag only.) Mark picks up steam and pumps her as hard as he can, but Gianna just pulls her legs back and waits to take his huge load on her face.

That leaves us with one of my favorite Asians, Kaiya Lynn. She talks to the camera while teasing on a pool table. The fluorescent fishnets are a bit played out, but she is so hot as she rubs her pussy that I don't care what she is wearing or what drivel is coming from the director. Mark Ashley grabs her head and they go through the whole lame choke session. What do people have against blowjobs these days? Kaiya does her best, but she is fighting against the style of this movie which seems designed to kill any oral heat that might come from the girls. There is no shortage of heat when he takes her from behind. Kaiya's little pussy stretches and she loudly lets him know how much she loves it. After some stunning doggy, she gets on top and lets him slam up into her with everything he's got. I absolutely love watching this girl fuck and I absolutely hate listening to a director have to tell them what to do. Shut up and let them do it. There is still some great stuff here and they wrap up with a big load right inside of her pussy that Kaiya lets dribble out for the camera.

This movie is both extremely good and extraordinarily bad. The girls are really hot and the guys have plenty of hard cock for them. That's the good part folks. It's the blowjob footage that just kills the heat. Every single scene is ruined by stupid fake gagging and pointless bullshit. It would be better to have no oral sex footage at all. It would also help if we didn't have to listen to the cheesy half-whisper from behind the camera. It was interesting when Jules Jordan did it a few years ago, but now it's way too much and makes the whole thing feel like a cheap-ass imitation of good porn. If you can get past these two serious problems, then there is some really good stuff. I love the energy and the girls are very hot. Kaiya Lynn adds another great fuck to her growing collection of work. Roxy Jezel is great looking, but is quickly becoming one of the biggest BJ killers in the biz. Stop the fake gagging beautiful, it's killing the wood. (Well, not the chemically enhanced wood, but for the rest of us it is more apt to cause sympathy vomit than sexual arousal. Michelle's scene features some fantastic footage of this beautiful girl fucking. If only the whole movie could be this good.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06