Roger's Rating:

It seems that Randy West is putting up a trial balloon with his Up & Cummers series on DVD. So far, I have seen only two titles on the shelves, this one, starring a young and still fresh, Jenna Jameson and Vol. 5 with the always incredible Katilyn Ashley. (I know everyone is trying to figure out why I am reviewing this one and not the Kaitlyn U&C. Well, the other one was sold out so I have to find another place to get it from before I can give it the full Rog treatment.) In addition to young Jenna, this volume also features the terribly sexy and sadly departed Krysti Lynn. Still, it's the chance to see how Jenna worked her way into the hearts and loins of America to become the biggest porn star of the nineties. Randy was one of the first to put her in the spotlight and reliving her early moments in this format is bound to make he look even better.

Randy starts things off with Jenna who really does look incredible. Her face looks incredibly young, fresh and totally corruptible. The body is simply amazing. (Is it me, or has she had bigger implants put in since this movie?) We get a prolonged scene that features Jenna doing a lot of still photo poses. It's not hard-core, but it serves as a nice tease, especially for the those of us who really like looking at woman's body. (Memo to Ed Powers, notice how Randy doesn't feel the need to ramble on with terrible comedy routines while he does this? Take note and learn so that maybe your movies won't be so unwatchable.) Jenna has a sexy ease in front of the camera that seems to be constantly begging for cock. Randy eventually gets around to joining her in the bed. Her firm, ripe body is a feast of sexual treats and Randy's mouth roams all over. After lingering for a while on her breasts, Randy parks himself between her thighs and makes a meal of her pussy. (What guy wouldn't lap those labes for a week to get her box ready for some penile pounding.) All that pussy eating has Randy hard as a rock, but Jenna takes it into her mouth anyway, worshipping his prick with her tongue. I've never been fully on the Jenna express, but the girl does know how to suck a dick and this is a wonderfully captured, perfectly delivered blowjob. She puts her all into servicing his cock and balls and I have to say she has never looked any better than right here. After all that oral sex, both of them are more than ready so Randy starts right in, pounding her pretty pussy as hard as he can. Either Jenna really is a hot, loud fuck or she learned early how to fake it well for the camera. When she is on top, Jenna certainly knows what looks good on camera and works her hips and thighs into a serious frenzy. Wow, don't those medium sized tits look great bouncing around as she fucks Randy? Moving behind her, Randy fucks even harder, grabbing Jenna by the hair and shoulders while plowing her precious puss. Now, here is where a nearly perfect scene goes south for me. Randy shoots his seed inside of Jenna and then the camera moves in as she pushes it out of her slit. Creampie fans rejoice, but for me, no thanks.

The next lady, Silka, is a ravishing strawberry blonde who comes out showing off some different outfits. Her long floral print dress makes her look like a Sunday school teacher, but underneath, she has a very sexy white bra and panty set that accents a phenomenal body. It's quite a turn on to watch her shed the shy girl clothes in favor of her more risquùkderthings. She lounges on the bed in heels, bra and panties while Randy interviews the beautiful twenty three year old Floridian dancer. Again, Randy has a relaxed interview style that puts the video virgin at ease right away. Once her Q & A is out of the way, Silka breaks out a cool sex toy and starts to pleasure herself. I am a big fan of well done solo and this is very nicely shot. The masturbation footage highlights her fantastic thighs and what seems to be a very sweet pussy. Her sexy show eventually captures the attention of her boyfriend who slides in next to her on the bed. This guy is as well built as she is, with long black hair and a good sized cock, just the kind of guy the ladies are bound to love. Silka sure loves his prick, taking it into her mouth while the toy buzzes away between her legs. This good looking couple seem bent on giving each other as much pleasure as possible and that always makes for a hot scene. After their intense 69, Sebastian puts his lady on her hands and knees and starts fucking her from behind. Silka really does have a cute face and the sort of body that seems to look good from any angle. Randy does a great job of just staying out of the way and letting them enjoy each other.

Their in broken up in an interesting manner. All of a sudden, the couple is out on the balcony with Silka sucking Sebastian's cock. The lighting gets a bit tricky, but this is gonzo style real sex at its best. She gives a great blowjob then bends over the railing to get fucked again from behind. Nice low angle shots here showing off a sweet slit and fine legs. I really like this outdoor sex, but the backlighting makes some of the shots tough to see, so back to the bedroom we go. Good, solid mish pounding from Sebastian here and a well captured P2M shot that goes mostly into her mouth and is promptly swallowed by Silka.

Krysti Lynn looks quite fetching in her ripped jeans and sleeveless T-shirt. As she strips down, we get a chance to see one of the greatest butts in all of porn history, as well as her totally real boobs. Krysti talks about how much she really wants to fuck Jerry Pike as she plays with her pussy. Once again, we get a solo scene. Krysti is even hotter than Silka with a battery operated stress reliever in her hand (and in her pussy). Her hot finger fucking is a wonderful sight to behold, but is only a warm up for the even hotter action to come.

Jerry Pike comes in and is instantly taken by her spectacular ass. Naturally, he beings his sexual odyssey there, licking her cheeks and puckered rosebud. Watching Krysti suck dick, it's easy to see why she was such a fan favorite. There was no stopping this woman's mouth when a hard cock was anywhere close to her open lips. (Got to love a woman who beats her tongue with a dick.) Cowgirl is a great position for Krysti to fuck in since her hip action puts her hot ass in the center of the screen. Since she is also a wild fuck, the scene stays at a fever pitch from the start, including an acrobatic position that can best be described as half upside down missionary with Jerry fucking Krysti. Hats off to them both for pulling this off for as long as they do. No matte how hard Jerry gives it to her, Krysti wants more right toe the well captured facial popshot.

Vanity is a Dutch girl with and English accent and a very long pair of legs. After a couple of quick answers, she breaks out a sex toy and starts fucking herself with it. (Do I detect a theme here? Though not as hot as some of the others, Vanity seems to really enjoy getting herself off this way and she is nothing to sneeze at in the looks department either. Lots of extreme close up shots of her vibe filled pussy during the lengthy solo session. Finally, Randy brings his hard cock into the ring and Vanity quickly shows she can keep a meat stick warm in her mouth as well. Nice ball licking and sucking by the brunette as well. Before fucking her, Randy has Vanity get on her hands and knees and finger fuck her slit to a juicy climax. In the aftermath of her own orgasm, he slides his cock into her from behind. If the two position fuck feels a little rushed, it is only so he can go back to doggy to fuck this Dutch dickhound in her hot little asshole. After some close up assfuck shots, they go back to mish for a high energy grind session that sets of some loud cries of frenzied ecstasy from Vanity as Randy pounds into her with hard, short strokes. To close things out, she sucks/strokes eagerly, working out a load of protein onto her face and not stopping until every drop has been drained and cleaned from his cock. For the fourth hottest looking woman on the tape, Vanity is quite an outstanding porn sluttress who would be welcome back into porn any time.

After watching this, I think I have to say that it is Krysti Lynn I remember the most, not Jenna. While Jenna's scene was incredible, the nasty internal shot turned me off so much, Krysti snuck in and stole the spotlight. In addition to those two very hot scenes, Silka is worth a long, lusty look. Vanity is also fine looking and knows how to fuck. Four scenes, four winners this time from Randy West. While Krysti and Jenna are the best, the other two will keep your hands off your remotes and on your cocks as well. Excellent work.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM