I haven't always been the biggest Randy West fan in the world. However, when it comes to this new girl, pro-am style video, he does one thing his chief competitor (Who shall remain nameless as he is talentless) just doesn't get. The women are the show and packing a cast with hotties is only half the battle. The other half is realizing that we don't watch these movies for lame banter and short ponytailed trolls with midget dicks. Why do we watch them? To see women, fairly new to sex on screen, having a good time with the guy they're fucking. (Ever notice the look in chick's eyes in that other guy's movies? Like they are counting the nanoseconds until they can cash their paychecks.) After all that, let's get to the real reason I wanted to watch this movie, the cast. Stephanie Swift and Linda Thoren both make early appearances, and I always love watching superstars in their early work.

Stephanie is up first, brought to Randy by Vince Voyeur. Vince's reward is that he get to work with the soon to be mega star. Steph looks like a school teacher in her conservative dress and glasses. They take her dress off slowly, giving us a good look at her wonderful body. It's funny to see how shy Stephanie is here. Whatever made her come out of her shell should be bottled and sold on college campuses and in libraries all over America. After planting a long, deep kiss on her soft mouth, Vince takes out his cock and let's Stephanie show us all that shy girls do it best. Even early, she gave a great blowjob, totally understanding the importance of eye contact and good tongue action. They 69 for a while before Vince moves over to allow her to straddle him. Taking advantage of her petite frame, Vince tosses Steph around from position to position, pounding her pussy pretty hard for a newcomer. He even gets a crack at her crack, slipping his cock into her ass. It's slow going at first, but she soon has her hips grinding back to meet his strokes and is moaning like a woman having the time of her life. (OK, maybe more like the time of her day, but you get the idea.) As an added bonus, Vince pulls out and gives her a shot on the face. Stephanie doesn't back away for a second, in fact, she says ?Oh, I love cum.? While he's emptying his gun into her pretty mouth. Stephanie Swift is awesome and this scene proves that she always was.

Another woman who has gone on to big stardom is Linda Thoren. My God, does she look young. Randy does a short interview with the beautiful blonde. Someone tell me something. Why is it when Swedish women say the name of their homeland, it sounds like jerk off material? As the interview reveals, she is a ripe eighteen years old and her first job was modeling and video work in Sweden. (Fuck, beats the shit out of wearing polyester at Orange Julius.) [Dude, that was the happening job. The cultural center of the whole mall.] (I wonder if the thirty year old shoe store manager ever got busted for banging that slutty little high school tramp he had working there?) [Focus Rog, Linda is describing her first sexual experience.] Randy is wise enough to keep Linda all to himself for this scene. The interview runs a little long, but the payoff is awesome. Linda has such a beautiful pussy, Randy just can't keep his tongue out of it. He spends a long time sucking at her clit, intent on making the gorgeous Swede cum. Finally succeeding, Randy is well rewarded for his efforts. (Quite frankly, being between those prefect thighs, tasting what has to be a Heavenly pussy is reward enough.) Still fully dressed, Linda settles in to work Randy over. Starting at his balls and licking her way up his shaft, this pretty young thing shows some great skills. (And no shot and Randy's age, but he has been doing movies for longer than she's been alive.) There is no hurry in this scene and Linda just sucks away for a long time before disrobing to ride his cock. She has to take her time lowering on Randy's dick, showing you just how damn tight she is. Once they get going, there is some genuine heat generated by this couple. Linda said she loves sex, and is shows here. Great shots as she moves to squat fuck Randy. If Johnny Bench had thighs this strong, he'd still be behind the plate and that spray paint company would have had to hire Steve Yeager instead. It's kind of funny, Linda looks so totally petite, but watching her fuck, you realize what an awesome pair of legs she has. After a great fuck, Randy pulls out and fires a good load right onto Linda's gorgeous face. What an incredible way to kick off a porn career. No wonder Linda is still kicking butt three years later.

Next up is Alyssa (Allure if I'm not mistaken.). There isn't much of an interview here, but Randy just wants to get into her pants and that's really all we want to see anyway. He bends her over the couch and licks her ass for a while then actually continues the interview. Amazing control, I suppose. (I'm curious, does this slower pace pro-am appeal to women?) Alyssa slowly takes off Randy's clothes like she's unwrapping a birthday gift. When she finally gets his unit of his shorts, Alyssa can't seem to get it into her mouth fast enough. Great eye contact and thankfully this scene is from her pre-Mila days so Alyssa is just naturally sexy and not overdoing it. She tongues his balls and devours his rod with no problems. With just her skirt and heels still on, she is quite an inviting sight so Randy takes his time to enjoy the taste of this sweet young woman. His dick follows his tongue into a nice mish on the couch. Alyssa has no problem taking dick in her ass and after she fingers herself back there, Randy fills her sphincter with sausage. Methinks this is not the first time the fair Alyssa has experienced the feeling of a stiff rod penetrating her posterior. In fact, I'd say she rather likes it in the back door. For cream pie lovers, Randy shoots his load inside her pussy. I don't get the appeal of this at all, but hey, to each his own.

With so little time and so many women, Randy has to double up for the final scene. Devon and Little Sinderella team up. Interesting study in contrast here as Devon is dark and hippie and Lil Sin blonde and anorexic. It looks like Devon is having trouble with her contacts or something. She blinds so much it looks like a damn strobe light. The girls get naked and pose on the bed. It's kind of interesting to watch the two. Lil Sin is a dancer, but Devon is just a clerk at a distribution company, and it's clear who is the more comfortable being sexual for the camera. Time is short today, so Randy just wants a blowjob from these two Texas post-teens. Neither woman is going to be confused with an enthusiastic cocksucker, but the scene is well shot and they both team up for a nice double handjob finish. (Handjobs fans will like this.)

With two very strong scenes out of the gate, Randy West has a winner with this volume of U and C. Stephanie Swift is just amazing, so pretty, so sexy and just so incredible. Linda Thoren is equally stunning and just as much to watch riding rod. Alyssa Allure is fun to watch as well. I wish we could see more of her like this. The final scene leaves things a bit up in the air and since the DVD releases of Randy's work don't go in order, I'm not sure when we'll see Little Sin taking a big cock in her butt. The sex is nicely paced in this movie and with Steph and Linda shining so brightly, how can anyone not love it?

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06