Imperial's Rating:

So much for the cheapos. The sole example of high budget (non-Private) crap in today's monster is the dreary "Discipline", starring Heidi Kovucks and featuring the yummy Tina Tyler and the yucky Toni Tedeschi. This film is typical of the pretentious crap that masquerades as "artistic" porn these days. A smattering of very cold and soulless scenes, in the worst tradition of Andrew Blake, are demarcated by some incredibly inane "plot" filler which mainly involves the annoying Toni grimacing in various annoying ways. The technical quality of the sex scenes is undeniably superior despite some annoying B/W slow-mo shit, with crystal clear picture, acceptable camera angles and patient editing. Strangely for this type of film, the almost obligatory 3-second MTV cuts are absent; this is more of the "car commercial" sort of art(less) porn. Unfortunately, and perhaps unsurprisingly since this copies Blake, we also get Corny Porno Music (TM) drowning out any natural sounds. As mentioned, the sex is stone cold despite the abundant anals and the fairly attractive girls; Tina is of course shatteringly beautiful as always, and Heidi Kovucks should have once been an attractive girl, before she opted for the LA hooker look of bleach, collagen and silicone. If only she were allowed to smile a little I could forgive her; unfortunately she keeps the Art Porn Vamp Grimace (TM) on for the duration, and this ranks only below Waste Of Resources in my gripe list.

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Posted By Imperial, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM