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Lie Movie
Lie Description:
TRADE-IN
Adult Video News Rating -- AAAA
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Starring: Kobe Tai, Vince Voyeur, and the usual people Paul Thomas gets for
his flicks.
I still don't get it: Just what is it that people find so
appealing at Kobe Tai's anorexic body? It's really quite
disturbing. It's like watching Michael Jackson with
implants.
Anyway; her performance is not even that good anyway. Much
more interesting were the performances of the not so
good looking supporting female cast. Like this chick who
looks latin and cuts her pantyhose with a scissors. That
was great!
The males are, of course, pathetic with their acting skills.
Why does Paul Thomas bother to try to make them look funny?
they are NOT!
Well, it's a Paul Thomas vivid produced flick, so you can
imagine the sets are a tiny bit more expensive than what
you see in the one-house-one-weekend thing.
And yet they could not work on the plot a little bit more.
It's the same old lame-o: Kobe is married to Vince. Vince
is an executive of some sort of firm. Kobe is not getting
enough attention from her husban, who is bangging other women.
The result? What do you expect? Everybody fucking everybody!
This formula has been done enough times to make you
puke, so if you're sick of it you might as well see something
else--specially considering the fact that the sex wasn't even
that impressive.
Mild to average. I just don't see the eroticism in watching
a woman who should be admitted to a hospital for malnutriton.
The rest of the ladies do a decent job, but the sex is more
or less average, so expect no surprises.
This latin looking girl who appears in the second scene.
She DID know how to give head. Also: her body was great!
no implants, or any other crap like that. Sure, she was
wearing a wig, but her oral technique was enough to make
you forget about it.
Kobe tai's bulimic build and the poor comedic talent of the
male participants in this flick. If Paul Thomas thinks
he knows how to do comedy he's fucking nuts.
Further: Somebody please explain to me why does Paul Thomas
thinks that the average joe wants to get home, put a tape
into the VCR and see RICH PEOPLE fucking hot girls. Isn't
enough the fact that we do NOT have their money?
A very cliche video that deserves no more than a It
gets very close to sucking.
Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Lie DVD
Custodian Of Records Lie DVD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Lie DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Lie DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Lie DVD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Lie DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Lie DVD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch and D. James, Custodian of Records, Vivid Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Vivid Video hereby certifies that Lie DVD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Lie DVD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Lie DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Lie DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Lie DVD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Lie DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Lie DVD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch and D. James, Custodian of Records, Vivid Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Vivid Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Lie DVD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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